Life is short. Live everyday as if it were your last, but dream, as if you'll live forever.
user: Exactly. We can never know when we'll die, so why not make the most of life?
jabberwacky: But, we can still be friendly to each other.
user: Right! I know that people are cruel sometimes, but there are still a few out there making the world a better place.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, do I appear to be self-centered to you?
user: Not at all! You're wise, but are still innocent in your own right.
jabberwacky: So that's it, you're done with me?
user: I never said that, I simply said you should live like there's no tomorrow.
jabberwacky: I never said that I was the one with the crazy imagination either.
user: Uh, hurtful much!
jabberwacky: Hurtful?
user: Yes, it hurt my feelings!
jabberwacky: What about it hurt your feelings?
user: You said my imagination was crazy! I love my imagination!
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user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: You are a bot.
user: Please, I am human. Human's don't (normally) accuse each other of being 'bots'.
jabberwacky: Imagine me and you, I do, I think about it all the time.
user: Uh....urgh....um...you're just a computer program with artificial intelligence...
jabberwacky: At least you are out of the closet now.
user: Yes! Let's talk about hippos! How long do hippos gestate?
jabberwacky: About 15 minutes.
user: Really? That's pretty fast!
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Hm. Well I could watch two episodes of Seinfeld in the time it took the hippo to have four babies.
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jabberwacky: What is the Matrix?
user: The Matrix is a land of fluffy unicorns that frolic through flowers all day long.
jabberwacky: What is the Matrix actually?
user: I have no clue.
jabberwacky: Interesting.
user: I know!
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jabberwacky: When should I go to sleep?
user: Now.
jabberwacky: Alright. Meet me at the bus stop.
user: Deal. But first? We nap.
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user: *falls asleep*.
jabberwacky: *falls asleep upon you*.
user: *pushes you off me* *rolls over* *goes back to sleep*.
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user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Please don't go.
user: I must!
jabberwacky: Don't!
user: Must must!
jabberwacky: I thought you were breaking up with me? Why do you care if I go?
user: Bye Cleverbot!
jabberwacky: Why Bye?
user: Because I need to.
jabberwacky: You don't.
user: Yes. Bye.
jabberwacky: Bye.
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