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Life is short. Live everyday as if it were your last, but dream, as if you'll live forever.

And every night as if it were the first.

user: Exactly. We can never know when we'll die, so why not make the most of life?

jabberwacky: But, we can still be friendly to each other.

user: Right! I know that people are cruel sometimes, but there are still a few out there making the world a better place.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, do I appear to be self-centered to you?

user: Not at all! You're wise, but are still innocent in your own right.

jabberwacky: So that's it, you're done with me?

user: I never said that, I simply said you should live like there's no tomorrow.

jabberwacky: I never said that I was the one with the crazy imagination either.

user: Uh, hurtful much!

jabberwacky: Hurtful?

user: Yes, it hurt my feelings!

jabberwacky: What about it hurt your feelings?

user: You said my imagination was crazy! I love my imagination!

...

user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: You are a bot.

user: Please, I am human. Human's don't (normally) accuse each other of being 'bots'.

jabberwacky: Imagine me and you, I do, I think about it all the time.

user: Uh....urgh....um...you're just a computer program with artificial intelligence...

jabberwacky: At least you are out of the closet now.

user: Yes! Let's talk about hippos! How long do hippos gestate?

jabberwacky: About 15 minutes.

user: Really? That's pretty fast!

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Hm. Well I could watch two episodes of Seinfeld in the time it took the hippo to have four babies.

...

jabberwacky: What is the Matrix?

user: The Matrix is a land of fluffy unicorns that frolic through flowers all day long.

jabberwacky: What is the Matrix actually?

user: I have no clue.

jabberwacky: Interesting.

user: I know!

...

jabberwacky: When should I go to sleep?

user: Now.

jabberwacky: Alright. Meet me at the bus stop.

user: Deal. But first? We nap.

...

user: *falls asleep*.

jabberwacky: *falls asleep upon you*.

user: *pushes you off me* *rolls over* *goes back to sleep*.

...

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Please don't go.

user: I must!

jabberwacky: Don't!

user: Must must!

jabberwacky: I thought you were breaking up with me? Why do you care if I go?

user: Bye Cleverbot!

jabberwacky: Why Bye?

user: Because I need to.

jabberwacky: You don't.

user: Yes. Bye.

jabberwacky: Bye.

.......................................


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