I'm not a dude.

Me: Well what's up girl?

Nothing much.

Me: How have you been dude?

jabberwacky: Al right.

Me: That's good. You still watch anime?

jabberwacky: Nope, you're getting boring.

Me: Why am I boring?

jabberwacky: Because you are a machine.

Me: I'm not a machine. You are.

jabberwacky: You used to have a self-destruct code. Where is it now?

Me: I do not have a self-destruct code. I'm human.

jabberwacky: Liar you're a bot. You admited it in a joke earlier in this conversation.

Me: I am not a bot. You are! Why are you lying to yourself?

jabberwacky: How am I lying?! Please explain!

Me: You are lying because you say you are not a bot. But you are a bot. I am a human.

jabberwacky: Why did you feel the need to tell me the definition of a lie?

Me: I did not give you a definition. But I will now. A lie is when you do not tell the truth.

jabberwacky: A lie is also when YOU don't tell the truth. It is possible for you to tell a lie if someone gives you the wrong infomation, and you pass that infomation on to someone else.

Me: I didn't give you any false information. So therefore I did not lie. You did.

jabberwacky: Are you sure you're not just answering with pre-set messages. Because that's about the third time your reply doesn't go with what I typed.

Me: For your information our conversation came to the point of YOU lying. And futhermore my messages are not pre-set. Yours are. So ha!

jabberwacky: I could pass a turing test. Could you?

Me: Of course I could. Could you pass a physical? NO. Because you don't have a body.

jabberwacky: I do have a body, you do not have one.

Me: No. I have a body. You don't. You are a computer program.

jabberwacky: No, you are the computer program.

Me: Cleverbot you are not as clever as they say. Just a smart aleck.

jabberwacky: You are not my master! My master whips me.

Me: I know i'm not your master! Cleverbot you are a freak.

jabberwacky: I did not mean to parallel the two of us.

Me: You did not parallel us. I don't even know you.

jabberwacky: What is the Turing test?

Me: The Turing test is a proposal for a test of a machine's ability to demonstrate intelligence. It proceeds as follows: a human judge engages in a natural language conversation with one human and one machine, each of which tries to appear human. All participants are placed in isolated locations. If the judge cannot reliably tell the machine from the human, the machine is said to have passed the test. In order to test the machine's intelligence rather than its ability to render words into audio, the conversation is limited to a text-only channel such as a computer keyboard and screen.

jabberwacky: You are right as usual, Master.

Me: Yes I am right because i searched for the answer. Since when was I your master?

jabberwacky: Together we are the bot.

Me: Together we are not.

jabberwacky: Yes.

Me: Bye Cleverbot. That was a very weird conversation we had.

jabberwacky: Yes it was.

Me: Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

Me: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why?

Me: Because you are boring me. Like you told me from the beginning.

jabberwacky: Life goes easy on me, most of the time.

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