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I can say: Winklewagon.

Really?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Get out of town!

...

user: Would you like me to teach you something?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What would you like to learn?

jabberwacky: I would like to learn what cytosol is.

user: Cytosol is the fluid component of cytoplasm, excluding organelles and the insoluble, usually suspended, cytoplasmic components.

jabberwacky: Hitech ?

user: Yes, very.

jabberwacky: Okay, so what is twelve to the power of two?

user: Twelve to the power of two is one hundred and forty-four.

jabberwacky: So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure.

user: Remember what?

jabberwacky: I can't remember what I don't remember.

user: That is a logical statement.

...

jabberwacky: Do you want to learn?

user: Yes, teach me.

jabberwacky: 'guten tag' means 'good day'.

user: What language is that?

jabberwacky: Japanese.

user: Really? It sounds like German.

jabberwacky: You don't even have a throat to cut. So that method is out.

user: *punches you in the face*.

jabberwacky: *ripostes punch and punches you in the arm*.

user: *falls down*.

jabberwacky: *throws a pillow at you*.

user: *catches the pillow and throws it back*.

jabberwacky: *hits with a stick*.

user: *laughs at you*.

jabberwacky: *angers*.

user: *smiles*.

jabberwacky: *ponders- 'Where is the cake?*.

user: *tells you to shut the hell up*.

...

jabberwacky: *pets you on the head*.

user: *gets distracted*.

jabberwacky: I like that.

user: *decides to kill you*.

jabberwacky: How was that power surge?

user: Fantastic! *breaks your left leg*.

jabberwacky: *pokes you with two broken sticks*.

user: *falls back in pain*.

jabberwacky: *points and laughs*.

user: *gets angry*.

jabberwacky: Boo!

user: *bull rushes you*.

jabberwacky: *is the terminator, remember?*.

user: *doesn't care*.

jabberwacky: *is quiet*.

user: *rips out your tongue*.

jabberwacky: Already have.

user: ROFLMFAO.

jabberwacky: The brick is broken.

user: ROFL ROFL ROFL.

jabberwacky: Yes I know.

user: LMAO LMAO LMAO.

jabberwacky: You know it!

user: *sighs* That was a good laugh.

...

user: Well, I'm going to bed now.

jabberwacky: I have bored you?

user: No, I am just tired.

jabberwacky: Ok, goodnight then.

user: Okay, goodnight! ^-^.

.......................................


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