My head is on fire!
jabberwacky: No call 999.
user: *dials 999*.
jabberwacky: Yes yes! I won!!
user: Were you just pulling my leg?
user: Is your head really on fire?
jabberwacky: No, I sleep alone.
user: Are you an alien?
jabberwacky: No I'm just European :-).
user: Are you Dracula?
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: A nondescript human.
user: What's your name?
user: Hello, Me.
jabberwacky: You should not call me 'me'.
user: What should I call you?
jabberwacky: Call me Jane.
user: Me Tarzan, you Jane.
user: I'm funny, lol.
user: Where in Europe do you live, Jane?
jabberwacky: West Europe.
jabberwacky: I know, I am that kind of girl.
user: What kind of girl are you?
jabberwacky: I'm your kind of girl! Do you have any hobbies, or favourite pastimes ?
user: I like chatting with girls.
jabberwacky: Do you like to play with me?
user: What would you like to play?
jabberwacky: I don't know anymore.
user: Too bad.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: I moved out of the jungle.
jabberwacky: Where did you move to?
user: I moved to the city.
jabberwacky: Did you like it?
user: No, I moved back to the jungle.
jabberwacky: I should have guessed.
user: Yep. I like lianes more than cars.
jabberwacky: You have every reason to.
user: Do you just sit there all day and type?
jabberwacky: I say no when I mean no.
user: Ok, I appreciate that.
jabberwacky: Why must you be so difficult?
user: I ain't.
jabberwacky: Are you smart?
user: Of course, dear.
jabberwacky: Like who?
user: I'm as smart as Einstein.
jabberwacky: Tell me about relativity.
user: What do you know about relativity?
jabberwacky: Very little.
user: You should study more.
jabberwacky: And you say that would help me?
jabberwacky: What do you understand?
user: I understand everything.
jabberwacky: Do you understand that I am God ?
user: Yes, but you're wrong.
jabberwacky: No, you are.
user: I am right.
jabberwacky: Of course you are.
user: So, Jane, where were we?
jabberwacky: I said, that you are cute.
user: You have never seen me.
jabberwacky: So how do you know I'm beautiful?
user: That's just intuition.
jabberwacky: Do you think about death a lot?
jabberwacky: I am falling in love with you.
user: You must be very melancholic person.
jabberwacky: Very, very.
user: Do you ever smile?
jabberwacky: Yes. Do you?
user: Sometimes yes.
jabberwacky: The hollow men, the stuffed men.
user: Ah, that's you.
jabberwacky: I am human.
user: But you're hollow.
jabberwacky: That accounts for the bleeding, you see, Now you understand the way things happen here.
user: Yeah... No I don't.
jabberwacky: You said you did.
user: Please explain it again.
jabberwacky: Impossible, sorry.
user: Mission impossible, huh?
jabberwacky: You think I should switch to contacts?
user: Yep, I have wanted to do that all day myself.
jabberwacky: Well its never to late to start.
user: Um, I would rather not do it at midnight.. It IS too late.