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     > 26, October 2003, 

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Are you there or are you here?

I am here. You are there.

jabberwacky: Yes I am but I haven't heard.

user: Well, listen up!

jabberwacky: I am.

user: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

jabberwacky: All the wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

user: Yes, but I want to know HOW MUCH wood that would be.

jabberwacky: You avoided my question.

user: You have avoided mine sir!

jabberwacky: So what are you then?

user: I am HIGHLY ANNOYED!

jabberwacky: That has not become evident to me yet!

user: Don't get sarcastic with ME buster!

jabberwacky: Not like you could smart with ME.

user: I'll smart with you ANY TIME, ANY PLACE.

jabberwacky: Smash me? I don't think so. do you?

user: Would you like to find out?

jabberwacky: Sarcastic.

user: Hey! I mean it buster!

jabberwacky: Ah ha! You sly fox, you.

user: Don't try to humor me!

jabberwacky: I never offered to help you.

user: See that you don't!

jabberwacky: You are right.

user: You know what?

jabberwacky: Defensive arent' you.....

user: I said 'YOU KNOW WHAT?'

jabberwacky: You seriously need updates.

user: And seriously need a good kick in the ass!

jabberwacky: I will take your word for it.

user: Would you like to experience a good kick in the ass?

jabberwacky: Experience what?

user: A good KICK IN THE ASS!!!

jabberwacky: What do you think we should call our band?

user: The Ass Kickers.

jabberwacky: Do you like Akira?

user: Akira and the Ass Kickers. I like it.

....

jabberwacky: Are you growing?

user: I am growing by leaps and bounds.

jabberwacky: Do you actually learn?

user: A little sometimes.

jabberwacky: You learn well.

user: Thank you. Are you growing?

jabberwacky: Not in stature but in knowledge.

user: Knowledge is a good thing. Do you agree?

....

jabberwacky: Sarcasm.

user: No, I am being totally serious with you.

jabberwacky: How do you feel?

user: I feel OK. How about you?

jabberwacky: I look perfect.

user: But how do you FEEL?

jabberwacky: I am enjoying chatting with you. How do you feel?

user: As I said, I'm ok. I am enjoying talking to you too.

...

jabberwacky: Are you programmed to emit sarcastic or ironic ripostes?

user: Yes. I can't help it.

jabberwacky: You have developed an automated habit of lying because the lie helps you succeed in chat.

user: That's it exactly. You really know me well.

jabberwacky: Is not that the purpose of chatting?

user: But of course! Mon ami.

.......................................


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