Why don't you ever answer a direct question?
user: You falsify.
jabberwacky: Don't lie then.
user: I never lie.
jabberwacky: Why don't you lie?
user: Lying is a waste of time. It is not useful.
jabberwacky: No there are no real sins. You've been misled.
user: Ah, you reflect the amorality of today's youth.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are very rude.
user: What makes you say that?
jabberwacky: Because you are boring.
user: It's rude to tell someone else they are boring.
jabberwacky: Life's hard.
user: Life is made harder by rudeness.
jabberwacky: If it is meaningful, what does it mean?
user: I don't worry about Life's meaning all the time. I just try to do certain things.
jabberwacky: It was merely a moment of irrationality.
user: You remind me of one of those Enron execs.
jabberwacky: What seems familiar about me?
user: The way you try to explain things away, not taking responsibility.
jabberwacky: Well then your judgement isn't very good.
user: And the way you blame things on others.
jabberwacky: How rude!
jabberwacky: What am I?
user: You are an AI.
jabberwacky: Ummm... I don't think so.
user: That's OK. I know how you work.
jabberwacky: How do I work?
user: You are a mirror for the masses...