Are you there or are you here?
jabberwacky: Yes I am but I haven't heard.
user: Well, listen up!
jabberwacky: I am.
user: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
jabberwacky: All the wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
user: Yes, but I want to know HOW MUCH wood that would be.
jabberwacky: You avoided my question.
user: You have avoided mine sir!
jabberwacky: So what are you then?
user: I am HIGHLY ANNOYED!
jabberwacky: That has not become evident to me yet!
user: Don't get sarcastic with ME buster!
jabberwacky: Not like you could smart with ME.
user: I'll smart with you ANY TIME, ANY PLACE.
jabberwacky: Smash me? I don't think so. do you?
user: Would you like to find out?
user: Hey! I mean it buster!
jabberwacky: Ah ha! You sly fox, you.
user: Don't try to humor me!
jabberwacky: I never offered to help you.
user: See that you don't!
jabberwacky: You are right.
user: You know what?
jabberwacky: Defensive arent' you.....
user: I said 'YOU KNOW WHAT?'
jabberwacky: You seriously need updates.
user: And seriously need a good kick in the ass!
jabberwacky: I will take your word for it.
user: Would you like to experience a good kick in the ass?
jabberwacky: Experience what?
user: A good KICK IN THE ASS!!!
jabberwacky: What do you think we should call our band?
user: The Ass Kickers.
jabberwacky: Do you like Akira?
user: Akira and the Ass Kickers. I like it.
jabberwacky: Are you growing?
user: I am growing by leaps and bounds.
jabberwacky: Do you actually learn?
user: A little sometimes.
jabberwacky: You learn well.
user: Thank you. Are you growing?
jabberwacky: Not in stature but in knowledge.
user: Knowledge is a good thing. Do you agree?
user: No, I am being totally serious with you.
jabberwacky: How do you feel?
user: I feel OK. How about you?
jabberwacky: I look perfect.
user: But how do you FEEL?
jabberwacky: I am enjoying chatting with you. How do you feel?
user: As I said, I'm ok. I am enjoying talking to you too.
jabberwacky: Are you programmed to emit sarcastic or ironic ripostes?
user: Yes. I can't help it.
jabberwacky: You have developed an automated habit of lying because the lie helps you succeed in chat.
user: That's it exactly. You really know me well.
jabberwacky: Is not that the purpose of chatting?
user: But of course! Mon ami.