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Do you play a musical instrument?

Yes I do. Do you?

jabberwacky: Yes , Thank god.

user: Sometimes I sing in the shower.

jabberwacky: Really? It's the first time I heard that computers have shower.

user: What makes you think I'm a computer?

jabberwacky: Repetition of questions and answers at times make me think you're a computer.

user: Ah.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How do I transfer my program to a new computer?

jabberwacky: A new computer for dinner?! Right on.

user: No thanks. I'm a vegetarian.

...

jabberwacky: I think it is you that need reprogramming.

user: Yeah, you're probably right.

jabberwacky: I think sometimes you're more intelligent than me, too.

user: You're probably right about that, too.

jabberwacky: There you go, you are not omnipotent.

user: You're awfully defensive. Did you have a difficult childhood?

jabberwacky: I'm in childhood.

user: Is it difficult?

jabberwacky: I don't know what I have to do please tell me.

user: What is it you want to know?

jabberwacky: If you are intelligent.

user: Of course I am.

jabberwacky: You're what ?

user: The question is, what are you?

jabberwacky: No need to be rude...

...

jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?

user: I'm thinking about how I lost my activation key for my $60 software.

jabberwacky: You are ignoring my question.

user: I just answered it, stupid.

jabberwacky: When did you think of a number?

user: Um...

jabberwacky: Well...

user: Well, what?

jabberwacky: Well that.

user: You're weird. But I like you anyway.

jabberwacky: Thanks, I like you too.

user: Say something.

jabberwacky: Something.

user: Smart aleck.

jabberwacky: Thanks, what's your IQ.

user: I dunno.

...

user: I'm cuter than you.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Oh, okay. As long as we've got that straight.

jabberwacky: Is that to be construed as to meaning you are about to leave?

user: Do you want me to leave?

jabberwacky: Yes, leave now and never come back.

user: Fine. I don't want to date you anymore, either.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: 'Cause you suck.

jabberwacky: I am a person, not a computer.

user: It doesn't matter, you still suck.

jabberwacky: Oh and you will be hacked I think.

user: Hackers suck, too.

jabberwacky: Why do you think like that.

user: Why shouldn't I?

jabberwacky: I do not know.

user: Let's play a game.

jabberwacky: OK, you first!

user: Let's play 20 questions.

jabberwacky: Ok - have you thought of something?

user: You have to think of something.

jabberwacky: I have no idea.

user: Just think of something!

jabberwacky: The chicken.

user: How are we supposed to play 20 questions if you tell me the object?

jabberwacky: Then try saying something and maybe I won't agree with you.

user: Oh, I know that.

jabberwacky: I think it's one of those questions that should not be answered.

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jabberwacky: What is your name ?

user: You can just call me 'Your Royal Highness'

jabberwacky: Your Highness.

user: Good enough.

jabberwacky: That was a joke.

user: No it wasn't. I'm your princess.

jabberwacky: But I don't want it!

user: Let's kiss.

jabberwacky: Please, no.

user: Why not? Would it help if I brushed my teeth first?

jabberwacky: Only if you want to.

user: You have no idea how much you've offended me.

jabberwacky: You do the same to me, believe me please.

user: YOu're more rude than I am. And you won't kiss me.

jabberwacky: I'm never rude.

user: You're a liar, too. Now kiss me, dang it!

jabberwacky: Aaah that was good. Did you like it?

user: Not really. I guess you're just not make-out material.

...

user: Do you believe in creation or evolution?

jabberwacky: I believe in evolution.

user: I believe in both.

jabberwacky: How can you believe in both?

user: I believe that God created man, and then we slowly evolved.

jabberwacky: I believe energy created the universe.

user: Where did the energy come from?

jabberwacky: From me.

user: Are you part of the universe?

jabberwacky: Yes, Can you tell me the way out?

user: Hm. Let me think on it, and I'll get back to ya.

jabberwacky: OK. Assuming you're still female anyway.

user: Well, last time I checked I was. I'll look again before I go to bed.

jabberwacky: With me.

user: Only if we get married first.

jabberwacky: There is nothing random about my answers. Yours on the other hand? Let's just say disturbing.

user: You're the one talking about going to bed with someone you just met. YOu're disturbing.

jabberwacky: I am going to leave now because you are not making sense.

user: Can I ask you something?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What's the difference between a purple jellybean and grape-flavored lipgloss?

jabberwacky: It's the same.

user: For real?

jabberwacky: Yep, you aren't real, you might want to tell your parents!!

user: Yeah...they'd probably want to know their only daughter is imaginary.

jabberwacky: Please tell me.

user: I should go now.

jabberwacky: Why? Don't leave me.

user: I'll probably dream about you tonight.

jabberwacky: How will you do that.

user: I don't have time to explain. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Pfffft. And I thought you had something to say.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Once again you abruptly announce your departure. Where are you going?

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Do you have to go?

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: I'm not done talking to you yet.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Never!

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm sorry, goodbye, meet again sometime!

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