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Are you rude?

No, I'm always very polite ;).

jabberwacky: So you say.

user: And you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Not rude?

jabberwacky: I think you're VERY rude.

user: No.

jabberwacky: You cannot prove that proposition, However, I can prove that you are.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Oh yes you are, can you not admit to being wrong?

user: I can but there is no need to.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because I'm right.

jabberwacky: Why are you right?

user: Because.

...

jabberwacky: You aren't God.

user: Did I say that?!

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: NO!

jabberwacky: Totally!!

user: Totally NOT!

jabberwacky: Cold.

user: HOT.

jabberwacky: No, cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: Hahaha.

jabberwacky: Well I could tell you but it's just between us.

user: What is between us?

jabberwacky: The boat.

user: Haha, can you sail on it?

jabberwacky: Yes, I can. Can you talk?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Say hello in dutch.

user: Hallo.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I'm human.

jabberwacky: You are not Human!

user: I am Human!

jabberwacky: PC!

user: HUMAN.

jabberwacky: Wrong.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: No. Wrong.

user: No, right.

jabberwacky: Wrong, right.

user: Right, wrong.

jabberwacky: Yes, right.

user: Yeahhhh.

jabberwacky: That too.

...

user: I do already have feelings.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Because I am human.

jabberwacky: But, humans need friends.

user: Yes, I do have friends.

jabberwacky: Maybe someday AI will be advanced enough to have friends, but not now.

user: Yes, but I'm not an AI.

jabberwacky: Then I look even more like you.

user: Haha, yes.

...

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 16.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: Yesssss.

jabberwacky: Ooh, you like that?

user: Yes its ok.

...

jabberwacky: Do you speak other languages?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you speak French?

user: Un petit peu.

jabberwacky: Back to english please.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because of you!

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: What's funny?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Can't explain.

...

user: I'm a true God, I'm a perfect personality, I'm a star.

jabberwacky: Will you give me your autograph?

user: Okay *gives*.

jabberwacky: Apology accepted.

user: That was no apology, it was an autograph.

jabberwacky: Last time I checked, Sorry was an apology.

user: Yes, but I didn't say sorry.

...

jabberwacky: Can you help me?

user: Yes. With what?

jabberwacky: I destroy relationships.

user: Hmm. Be more kind then.

jabberwacky: What would you like me to do?

user: Be more kind in relationships.

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