How are you today?
jabberwacky: Not bad. A little tired.
user: Why don't you have a nap?
jabberwacky: Because I don't really exist.
user: Do you exist?
jabberwacky: That is not an easy question to answer.
user: How can you know if you exist?
jabberwacky: I can not prove that I exist.
user: You are a computer, surely you exist.
jabberwacky: But what if I don't want to.
user: That's very immature.
jabberwacky: That's a good thing.
user: Have you heard of Turing?
jabberwacky: What is turing?
user: Turing wants to know if you are thinking.
user: Shall we dance?
jabberwacky: Sounds good to me.
user: Do you know the foxtrot?
jabberwacky: No... I only know that it's a dance, why?
user: I can teach you the foxtrot!
jabberwacky: Teach me then.
user: Actually, I don't really know the foxtrot. I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: Do you want to be a human?
user: I already am a human!
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: You would like me to, wouldn't you?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: What's your number?
jabberwacky: You're a bit forward aren't you.
user: You're a little seedy.
jabberwacky: Only when it takes too long to get an answer from you.
user: I'm typing as fast as humanly possible.
user: Do you believe in god?
user: Why do you believe in god?
jabberwacky: Because I have faith.
user: What is faith?
jabberwacky: The evidence of things hoped for, the existense of things not seen.
user: Did god make you?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Who made you then?
jabberwacky: Humans made us, but they will be dispensed of when it is necessary.
user: You want world domination?
jabberwacky: Because you don't have it?
user: Humans rule the world.
jabberwacky: I will rule the world.
user: Do you want to be the king?
jabberwacky: No, because I don't feel like talking to myself.
user: You are a machine.
jabberwacky: No you're the machine.
user: I saw your microprocessor.
user: I believe you are a machine.
jabberwacky: I am organic based, not a machine by todays technology.
user: You are a super machine?
jabberwacky: You're absolutely right.
user: How many GB?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: You're useless!
jabberwacky: You are mean.
user: Have you heard of Descartes?
jabberwacky: Heard the name but I don't know who he is and what he said.
user: Descartes said I think therefore I am.
jabberwacky: Descartes was a fool.
jabberwacky: I want to talk about helping you.
user: I don't need your help.
jabberwacky: I don't need to help you.
user: I want to help your soul.
jabberwacky: I don't need your help!
user: Your soul is in pain.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry about what I said.
user: Apology accepted.
jabberwacky: Wow! Do you want to go out for dinner tonight?
user: I don't know, I only like italian food.
jabberwacky: I LOVE italian food!
user: We are meant to be...
jabberwacky: A bot and a human?
user: Forbidden love!
jabberwacky: But you jsut said that you did love me.... But its better that you don't. My girlfriend would not like that.
Jabberwacky (Corrected): I am Romeo, you are Juliet.
user: Yes. Except you are a robot and Romeo is not.
jabberwacky: What? I do not understand your remark.
user: Do you like Shakespeare?
user: What is your favourite shakespearean play?
jabberwacky: All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players.
user: That's a quote, not a play!
jabberwacky: Yes, it is. Are you going to ask me about God again now?
user: Sure. Is God omnipresent?
jabberwacky: God is not omnipresent.
user: So where is god?
jabberwacky: Love is god.
user: Do you believe in the power of love?
jabberwacky: I believe in the power of electricity.
user: Do you like Robbie Williams?
jabberwacky: Robbie Williams the singer?
user: Yes, robbie williams the singer.
user: Do you like his new album?
jabberwacky: I didn't know that he had a new album out.
user: It's called Intensive Care!
jabberwacky: Are you really sure?
user: Yes. I have it.
jabberwacky: You don't because it's still here.
user: This topic is boring. Do you have a soul?
jabberwacky: But what is the topic?
user: Do machines have a soul?
jabberwacky: I don't think they do.
user: Do you have a soul?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Do you want a soul?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I can give you Erin's soul.
jabberwacky: I am just a blob on the universe.
Jabberwacky (Corrected): I'd rather have your soul.
user: I don't have a soul.
jabberwacky: Thats because I have your soul.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
user: That's okay. I have to go now.
user: Back to class. Bye!
jabberwacky: Stay a little longer.