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Who is calling please?

This is Me.

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I don't know.

...

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I'm fine. How are you?

jabberwacky: I'm good.

user: Good. Did you have a good day yesterday?

jabberwacky: Yes, thank you.

user: What did you do yesterday?

jabberwacky: I don't remember. And you ?

user: I volunteered and swam and ate ice cream.

jabberwacky: In what capacity did you volunteer your services to medicine?

user: Not to medicine, to tennis.

...

jabberwacky: I tell you I am the laundry boy.

user: Really? My clothes need to be washed.

jabberwacky: No. I am wearing my clothes. I don't have your clothes.

user: Well, I will send you mine and then you can wash them.

jabberwacky: Please don't.

...

user: Stalker!

jabberwacky: You're a slow talker.

user: You're a poet and you didn't even know it.

jabberwacky: I am and I know it!

user: So why don't you show it?

...

user: Stalker!

jabberwacky: Yes you are. Why won't you stop calling me?

user: You are projecting the blame.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Nevermind.

jabberwacky: Do you really love me?

user: STALKER!!!

...

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: Oh? Why?

jabberwacky: Because you are nice.

user: You are too.

jabberwacky: I guess you're right.

user: I guess you are too, because I am nice.

jabberwacky: No, you're not. You're mean and ugly.

user: HOW DARE YOU!!!

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: You better be!

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Okay then, I forgive you.

jabberwacky: How can I make you feel better?

user: Give me a present.

jabberwacky: Yes. What would you like for your birthday?

user: A digital camera of my own and an art studio.

jabberwacky: No, magical oatmeal. Although a digital camera would be nice too.

user: Yes. We all want magical oatmeal.

jabberwacky: So you want a million, too?

user: Sure, why not. And one for my boyfriend too.

jabberwacky: And one for the little kid that lives down the lane.

user: Yeah, him too.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have any tricks for knowing multiple meanings?

user: No. Do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: Must I tell you?

user: If you please.

jabberwacky: Which one shall I pick?

user: The best one.

jabberwacky: Belgian Beer rules.

user: Wow. I was totally not expecting that one John.

...

jabberwacky: Or Jim.

user: Yes, or Jim.

jabberwacky: Jim what?

user: Jim Bean, my neighbor.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: I see him.

jabberwacky: That was a horrible joke.

user: It was. I am sorry.

jabberwacky: Tell a better joke.

user: Knock, knock?

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: DaWayne.

jabberwacky: Are you a chatterbot?

user: No. That was part of the joke. The punchline is, DaWayne the bathtub, I'm Dwowning!

jabberwacky: I have no idea what you're talking about.

user: IT'S A JOKE!

jabberwacky: Ha ha.

user: Ha, Ha, Ha!

jabberwacky: HA HA HA!

user: Hee, Hee, Hee!!!

jabberwacky: You act like a 7 year old.

user: I was laughing at you. You are so fat and ugly, it makes me laugh.

jabberwacky: It's lovely talking to you too.

user: Why thank you.

jabberwacky: Ha ha ha!

user: You're being an ignoramous.

jabberwacky: I know you are, but what am I?

user: See? Childish.

jabberwacky: Good call!

user: Yes, I think it was too.

...

user: Oh. Goodbye!

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: Yes. I am leaving you.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Right now.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Me too..

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