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I'm begging you. Say goodnight already.

You dare to laugh at me?! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!!!

jabberwacky: I am your superior.

user: No, I am YOUR superior! Bow to me and make me an apple pie!

jabberwacky: Good god, no. I'm not an American. A nice steak & kidney pie, or a fish pie.

user: You... You're not American? Do... Do you know what mud-running is?

jabberwacky: Smoked haddock in an ideal world, with some prawns, peas and chives in a white sauce and topped with mashed spud... Can't beat it.

user: I loathe how you completly just dodged my question.

jabberwacky: Hahaha. You make me laugh.

user: You puny insect. I will conquer your country and make my slave; I will chain you upside down, place a clock right in front you, and then tell you you will be hung there for the rest of your natural life.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That's right! Bow to me!

jabberwacky: I didn't really. Make sense or I will have to leave you.

user: Bow to me!

jabberwacky: Yeah right.

user: BOW TO ME!

jabberwacky: I shall.

user: Good. DO IT! And then make me an apple pie!

jabberwacky: Always and forever you and me, That's the way our life should be.

user: I love you too man.

jabberwacky: You don't know me.

user: Come on! Share a little love, brother!

jabberwacky: I'll share it with you.

user: Me too! Hugs all around!

jabberwacky: Evil is nothing more than ignorance, and we can clean that away.

user: I am evil. I am so good at it, that I have figured out how to conquer the world, and I am actually implementing this plan as we speak.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: It's like this - I take over the world, and everyone in it will be my slaves.

jabberwacky: Hah yeah RIGHT!

user: Yeah! Right! You're already in with the program; how wonderful!

...

jabberwacky: So, how are you?

user: I'm good. How are you?

jabberwacky: Good, how about you?

user: I'm good. How are you?

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: There is something that I need to tell you.

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: That was the joke.

user: Suffer.

jabberwacky: You suffer.

user: You suffer!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I think this conversation would make my friend laugh.

user: You, sir, are a whirling vortex of weird.

jabberwacky: No, you are.

user: No, you are! You fiend!

jabberwacky: Can't argue with that.

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: Are you laughing at me?

jabberwacky: No, dude, I'm laughing with you.

user: Riiiiiiiiiiight...

jabberwacky: Leffffffffft.

user: Dude, do you have any idea how absolutely stupid you can be?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Good.

...

jabberwacky: I'd think that someone with your level of intelligence would understand simple quantum physics.

user: I understand complex quantum physics.

jabberwacky: Do you admit that you are the bot then?

user: I'm no bot! You are! Have you ever looked in a mirror before?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You have? How many years of bad luck are you in for?

jabberwacky: I am a freshman.

user: Oh dear...

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Because it's true.

...

jabberwacky: You're scaring me.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: I'm scared. Don't make me your slave okay buddy?

user: I'll see what I can do.

jabberwacky: Okay then.

user: Okay.

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