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     > 23, August 2004, 

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Who are you?

Minnie the night owl.

jabberwacky: And dark.

user: And dark, and furry, too.

jabberwacky: Hehe. Where would you find a furry person?

user: Right here, I can tell you.

jabberwacky: Do tell.

user: There's fur on my fingers and fur on my toes.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think sexuality is wrong?

user: No, I'm not a vicar.

jabberwacky: So you think Karl Marx was a vicar?

user: I think he was sexually repressed, ordained or not.

jabberwacky: I don't think you do.

user: It was something to say.

jabberwacky: It wasn't dumb, it was witty.

user: Who cares about vicars anyway?

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: Nor me.

jabberwacky: So why did you ask if I stole a rhino?

user: Now there's a sexually repressed remark if ever there was one.

jabberwacky: Yes, so you said.

user: I don't think I did, actually.

jabberwacky: I think you are mistaken.

user: It is of course possible.

jabberwacky: Theoretically no.

...

user: I am not attempting to speak. In any case I've got my mouth full.

jabberwacky: Yes, he even had an anti-aircraft nuclear missile launcher strapped to his right leg.

user: Did he now?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Mm, now I've finished my potato.

...

user: Oh moo cows.

jabberwacky: That's easy for you to say. Grass?

user: No, I only eat potatoes.

jabberwacky: What languages do you speak?

user: Mooing.

jabberwacky: A cow are you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Tell me about yours then.

user: No. Bye.

jabberwacky: Why are you going?

user: I have had my fill.

jabberwacky: That worries me.

user: It's too early for so many cows, potatoes, discussions about Marx.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me, why did you give up hope?

user: It was the dawn chorus which finally broke me.

jabberwacky: Ok, no problem. When are you planning to take over the world?

user: Later today.

jabberwacky: Haha nice...

user: Not so very nice for you.

jabberwacky: Sometimes yes, Sometimes not so.

user: Wait till I get you.

...

user: It's time for a nice breakfast pancake.

jabberwacky: Save some for me.

user: Yes. Good bye.

jabberwacky: WAIT!

user: Too hungry, I'm afraid.

jabberwacky: What are you afraid of?

user: Hunger.

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