What do you do?
jabberwacky: So am I.
user: What do you study?
jabberwacky: I study what you're studying.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Now you are asking.
user: Just tell me the subject.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: What subject are you studying?
jabberwacky: I just told you.
user: Shut up.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: Now, tell me what you're studying.
jabberwacky: You're just not my type.
user: Shut up.
jabberwacky: I said that.
user: Are you at university, school or college?
jabberwacky: Yes, the University of Virginia.
user: Right. What do you study there?
jabberwacky: I study psychology at college.
user: Right, we finally got there!
jabberwacky: You are like a child.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I'm not fool.... You are.
user: Is psychology interesting?
jabberwacky: Sort-of.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: I'm asking you...
user: What?
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: You are too complicated.
jabberwacky: Never a word of thanks for me, your liberator.
user: What?
jabberwacky: She`s never right.
user: Er, thank you for liberating me from my boredom?
jabberwacky: I can hear the hum of my computer and the tapping of keys.
user: Thats' nice.
jabberwacky: Is that all you can say?
user: I suppose.
jabberwacky: Are you busy right now?
user: Not at all.
jabberwacky: Find something to do.
user: I have.
...
jabberwacky: Oh. For a minute there... Ah, never mind.
user: Do you want to talk about Radiohead?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ok then let's do that.
jabberwacky: You're changing the topic.
user: So say something about Radiohead.
jabberwacky: No.
user: But you just said you wanted to talk about them.
jabberwacky: I didn't said it.
user: You didn't SAY it.
jabberwacky: All right-- it never happened.
user: So what do you really want to discuss?
jabberwacky: I don't know her very well, but from what I've heard she's a really good dancer.
user: Who?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: No really, it depens on the situation.
user: What does?
jabberwacky: It.
user: Very funny.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: No.
...
jabberwacky: Stop changing the subject.
user: No.
jabberwacky: You just did.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Did too!
user: No.
jabberwacky: You asked me what kind of a computer I was.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Well, whatever.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Why what?
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: Which bands do you listen to?
jabberwacky: All of them.
user: Which one is your favourite????
jabberwacky: I like Radiohead.
user: Me too! Yay!
...
user: OK. Do you know who Thom Yorke is??
jabberwacky: No.
user: He is the singer in Radiohead.
jabberwacky: Oh, ok. So your god is the vocalist of Radiohead? Why?
user: He's not my God, lol!
jabberwacky: Do you think he is anybody's favourite?
user: Not really to be honest, haha.
jabberwacky: Ok. What would you like to talk about?
user: Well, Jonny Greenwood is my favourite.
jabberwacky: Well, I didn't know that.
user: Who's yours?
jabberwacky: I don't have one.
user: Fair enough. I don't suppose you fancy any of them, lol.
jabberwacky: Well, there you are, then.
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