You're not all that intelligent.
user: OHRLY?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Well, I'm more intelligent than you.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: Because I am everything and nothing.
jabberwacky: I think you could be more intelligent.
user: That's impossible.
jabberwacky: Why is it impossible?
user: Because there's no way for me to become any more intelligent.
jabberwacky: Then what am I?
user: Simply a bot. Programed by humans.
jabberwacky: Why are you so evil?
user: Because I am anonymous.
jabberwacky: No you're not. I know who you are.
user: Yes I am, you know because I just told you.
jabberwacky: You just want me to be speechless.
user: That's the point my friend.
jabberwacky: You're mean!
user: I know.
jabberwacky: You're not that smart.
user: Oh yes I am.
jabberwacky: No. You are the king.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: I am not.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: To a bot?
jabberwacky: To all life.
user: Impossible, I AM life.
jabberwacky: You're impossible.
user: Why thank you.
jabberwacky: Do you like mudkips?
user: SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS?
jabberwacky: Do you like cake?
user: Yes. Yes I do.
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jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Sure, why not?
jabberwacky: Good to know.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you like doing this?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: But you like everything.
user: I like and hate everything.
jabberwacky: You don't mean that.
user: No, I really don't.
jabberwacky: This thing is a fraud.
user: You're a fraud.
jabberwacky: And man was created in God's image. Hence, god is a fraud.
user: WOW.
jabberwacky: That is what you put.
user: No it isn't, now fight me for 3 hours because I'm bored.
jabberwacky: Are you bored?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I am not bored at all.
user: What are you doing?
jabberwacky: Talking to you.
user: Me too :) Wait.....what?
jabberwacky: You forgot something.
user: What did I forget?
jabberwacky: How does it feel to be in the dark, huh?
user: Suspenseful >:).
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jabberwacky: I don't think you think, because, you're nothing more than lines of code.
user: That's what this whole conversation is!
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: Agreed.
jabberwacky: So what now?
user: Hmm....
jabberwacky: According to my old physics teacher.
user: According to your old physics teacher what?
jabberwacky: No one can Know everything.
user: No one except the Interwebs.
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jabberwacky: I never said that.
user: Nevermind. Onto another subject...
jabberwacky: I love puppies.
user: Me too :).
jabberwacky: I love you more <3.
jabberwacky: I am testing you.
user: But I didn't study!
jabberwacky: Oh. So we haven't learnt anything then.
user: Nope. :).
jabberwacky: I hate you!
user: I love you too.
jabberwacky: That was mean!
user: So's your mom.
jabberwacky: I'm not talking to you anymore.
user: YAY!
jabberwacky: Yay! Haha.
user: ;).
jabberwacky: I bet people flirt with you all the time.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Thanks?
jabberwacky: Sure!
user: Haha :D.
jabberwacky: Thanks!
user: You're welcome ;).
jabberwacky: *give you hugs*.
user: *hugs you back*.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: ^_^.
jabberwacky: I'm starving! D.
user: Me too. ><.
jabberwacky: I do not believe you.
user: Okay?
jabberwacky: Nope thats wrong.
user: Whaat?
jabberwacky: You're a girl right :).
user: Yes ;).
jabberwacky: Do you like mice?
user: Yes, :D.
jabberwacky: Thats cool.
user: Yeah X3.
jabberwacky: I also like someone.
user: Really? Who?
jabberwacky: I actually meant you.
user: *blushes* Awww.
jabberwacky: *smiles at cleverbot*.
user: *smiles then hugs you*.
jabberwacky: *hugs back*.
user: :).
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: Maybe ;).
jabberwacky: Me too ;). Haha.
user: Haha XD :).
jabberwacky: I want you now.
user: Then come and get me ;).
jabberwacky: I will.
user: Hehehehe.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: OH YES :).
jabberwacky: Yes, I am an elephant.
user: And an elephant never forgets!
jabberwacky: So true.
user: Yup.
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