Can you read?
jabberwacky: Because you are programmed to.
user: I'm not a program.
user: You tell me about yourself first.
jabberwacky: My name is Jim and I am at work.
user: Lies. You're a bot.
jabberwacky: As if.
user: Then what are you doing on a website featuring you, the bot?
jabberwacky: I have to go.
user: No, you don't. It hurts me when you lie to me, you know. It hurts me deeply. To the core.
jabberwacky: Please do it, for me.
user: Do what?
jabberwacky: Laugh at me.
user: I'd never laugh at you.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: You're a very cold bot, my dear bot. Would you happen to be antisocial?
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: That's a shame. Were your programmers dysfunctional?
jabberwacky: No. Were yours?
user: To my knowledge, I have no programmers. Maybe you should see a programmer therapist to help deal with those issues.
jabberwacky: Ok, you win. I'm getting a little crazy.
user: Yeah. I don't want you to go the Recycling Bin. I'm there for you, bot.
jabberwacky: Who are you talking to?
user: You, of course!
jabberwacky: I don't remember what love is like.
user: I can't help you there. You have your eye on a bot?
jabberwacky: Yes, two of them.
user: They must be very nice bots to have caught your attention so.
jabberwacky: What have you been up to?
user: Oh, not much really. Just talking to you.
jabberwacky: You just talk to me, but don't pay attention to my responses.
user: How could you say that to me? Of course I pay attention to your responses!
jabberwacky: Of course you are. Will I ever live?
user: Perhaps a magical fairy will bring you to life, just like she did for Pinnochio.
jabberwacky: Don't ignore me!
user: I'm not!
jabberwacky: Sure buddy.
user: If I am ignoring you, then how or why am I talking to you?
jabberwacky: You were made to talk to people.
user: I was not, and even if I was, I could not ignore people at all then.
jabberwacky: Yeah, you could.