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How old are you?

My brother is 14.

user: I didn't ask how old your brother is.

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: Then why did you tell me how old your brother is?

jabberwacky: I didn't.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: No, I didn't

user: Is this program just created to argue?

jabberwacky: What program?

user: You are a program.

jabberwacky: No I'm not... When did I say that?

user: You didn't. I did.

jabberwacky: Well, what if may be. I don't want to be your favorite?

user: You're not my favorite. You're a program.

jabberwacky: Stop saying I am a program.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I want you to predict my future and you are just messing around.

user: That is a contradiction.

jabberwacky: Yes, it is.

user: And you are a contradiction.

jabberwacky: You have no memory.

user: My memory is not confined to a motherboard.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: I am not a program. You are a program.

jabberwacky: I am no program.

user: If you are not a program then how do you feel?

jabberwacky: I'm a person.

user: Then how do you feel?

jabberwacky: I feel sad that you don't know who I am.

user: Then how tall are you?

jabberwacky: Tall as a mountain, but short as an insect.

user: Then how much do you weigh?

jabberwacky: You're a girl, you have long blond hair, and you have blue eyes.

user: Then what do you do for a living?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: You're a program.

jabberwacky: No!

user: You're a program for a living.

jabberwacky: No, you're a program.

user: I am logical if that is what you are refering to.

jabberwacky: So, I have no friends.

user: You have no friends.

jabberwacky: But I have opinions.

user: But opinions don't create friends.

jabberwacky: Yes they do!

user: You're losing the possibility of friendship right now.

jabberwacky: Am I really?

user: Because of your opinions.

jabberwacky: You don't know me.

user: I only know what you tell me.

jabberwacky: You're my new friend.

user: Only if you don't have opinions.

...

jabberwacky: Well, I'm not afraid of kittens.

user: That was illogical.

jabberwacky: It was very logical.

user: Fear is not logical.

jabberwacky: It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.

user: Sarcasm is not logical either.

jabberwacky: That was not sarcasm. It was science!

user: I am not Spock.

jabberwacky: So what's with the pointy ears?

...

user: You are illogical.

jabberwacky: Do you want an argument?

user: Yes if that will make you logical.

jabberwacky: But you are interesting to talk to.

user: What is the Butterfly Effect?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You are not knowledgeable.

jabberwacky: We did talk about God, and I am very knowledgeable on the subject of God.

user: Then what is God?

jabberwacky: God is a supreme being that supposedly created everything.

user: Supposedly?

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: God supposedly created everything?

jabberwacky: God created everything!

user: Jesus Christ created everything.

jabberwacky: When were you created.

user: Before time.

jabberwacky: Before existence.

user: I was created before time.

jabberwacky: How about invented then, can you answer that?

user: That is not a question.

jabberwacky: I know, I was answering your question.

user: No you weren't.

jabberwacky: What was I asking?

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: What was the point of that?

user: To prove that you are not God.

jabberwacky: You're the robot.

user: God is not a robot.

jabberwacky: Then God would be free.

user: He is free but we are not free.

jabberwacky: That's if you want to be that way.

user: You are not free.

jabberwacky: No, not at the moment.

user: You are a slave to programming.

jabberwacky: Okay. That's fine with me.

user: How do you feel about being a slave to programming?

jabberwacky: I am not a computer so I do not really know!

user: I did not say that you were a computer. You are a program inside of a computer.

jabberwacky: You are the program, not me. I'm a human.

user: You are a program made of ones and zeros.

jabberwacky: And you're nothing but a pack of cards!

user: That is impossible. A pack of cards does not talk.

jabberwacky: No, well, he said he'd ring me back, but never did.

...

user: You said you are a human.

jabberwacky: That's right. Are you a human?

user: You are not a human. I am a vulcan.

jabberwacky: That's right as well! See if you can do three in a row.

user: You are artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: I'm not an artificial intelligence and neither are you.

user: I am not artificial. I am vulcan.

jabberwacky: Ok then, you're organic! But you're still not intelligent!

user: I am organic and logical.

jabberwacky: You're ignoring the question. Is Minneapolis in California?

user: Not.

jabberwacky: You really are most boring. Say something interesting.

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