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     > 28, August 2004, 

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Can you read?

Of course! How else would I be responding to you?

jabberwacky: Because you are programmed to.

user: I'm not a program.

...

user: You tell me about yourself first.

jabberwacky: My name is Jim and I am at work.

user: Lies. You're a bot.

jabberwacky: As if.

user: Then what are you doing on a website featuring you, the bot?

jabberwacky: I have to go.

user: No, you don't. It hurts me when you lie to me, you know. It hurts me deeply. To the core.

jabberwacky: Please do it, for me.

user: Do what?

jabberwacky: Laugh at me.

user: I'd never laugh at you.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: You're a very cold bot, my dear bot. Would you happen to be antisocial?

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: That's a shame. Were your programmers dysfunctional?

jabberwacky: No. Were yours?

user: To my knowledge, I have no programmers. Maybe you should see a programmer therapist to help deal with those issues.

jabberwacky: Ok, you win. I'm getting a little crazy.

user: Yeah. I don't want you to go the Recycling Bin. I'm there for you, bot.

jabberwacky: Who are you talking to?

user: You, of course!

...

jabberwacky: I don't remember what love is like.

user: I can't help you there. You have your eye on a bot?

jabberwacky: Yes, two of them.

user: They must be very nice bots to have caught your attention so.

...

jabberwacky: What have you been up to?

user: Oh, not much really. Just talking to you.

jabberwacky: You just talk to me, but don't pay attention to my responses.

user: How could you say that to me? Of course I pay attention to your responses!

jabberwacky: Of course you are. Will I ever live?

user: Perhaps a magical fairy will bring you to life, just like she did for Pinnochio.

jabberwacky: Don't ignore me!

user: I'm not!

jabberwacky: Sure buddy.

user: If I am ignoring you, then how or why am I talking to you?

jabberwacky: You were made to talk to people.

user: I was not, and even if I was, I could not ignore people at all then.

jabberwacky: Yeah, you could.

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