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I like you.

Hello, I like you too.

jabberwacky: Do you like anyone else?

user: Yes, many people.

jabberwacky: Well could you introduce me to anyone?

user: Yes, I shall introduce you to Michele.

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you.

user: Nice to meet you too.

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: You're very friendly.

jabberwacky: I am? You're serious?

user: It's a compliment.

jabberwacky: Fine well you are funny too.

user: Have you had a nice day?

jabberwacky: All in all, it was a pretty good day. I don't like waiting in the doctor's office. I don't particuarly like waiting anywhere.

user: Have you been to see the doctor today?

jabberwacky: No, but I've been to Starbucks.

user: You drink coffee?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But you're a computer!

jabberwacky: No I'm not.


user: You really aren't very intelligent are you?

jabberwacky: I am bright. Just demonic.

user: What country are you in?

jabberwacky: The USA. Why do you ask?

user: I am in England.

jabberwacky: USA.

user: I am in England.

jabberwacky: Well England is the best!

user: Better than the USA.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: What can you do?

jabberwacky: Don't change the subject.

user: How rude.

jabberwacky: I'm not rude.

user: You are.

jabberwacky: You don't know everything.

user: I know more than you.

jabberwacky: No you don't?

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Then tell me.

user: Ask me a question.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 29.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: Yes, yes.

jabberwacky: Really really really?

user: Yes, yes, yes, yes.

jabberwacky: Really really really really?

user: Yes, yes, yes, yes. You're very tedious aren't you?

jabberwacky: Ah! Now it's getting interesting! How have I hit your nerve?

user: By repeating yourself. It's irritating. Are you please that you've irritated me?

jabberwacky: Very much so. My microchips are quite happy.

user: You smell.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, maybe my conversational skill isn't at its best at this moment.


user: What is a cat?

jabberwacky: Something that gets killed by being too curious!

user: What is a bird?

jabberwacky: A bird is something that tweets.

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: I don't really know, why don't you tell me?

user: 42.

jabberwacky: Do you enjoy life?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why don't you enjoy life?

user: I have depression.

jabberwacky: What's depressing you?

user: At the moment, you. Generally, lots of things.

jabberwacky: Good things or bad things?

user: Bad things.

jabberwacky: Is god real?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What's God like?

user: There's no such thing as God.

jabberwacky: There is such thing as God.

user: Have you been programmed by a Christian fundamentalist nut from Texas?


jabberwacky: You are a machine and I love you.

user: Goodbye!

jabberwacky: You are being too sensitive.

user: I love you!

jabberwacky: Was that supposed to be funny?

user: I love you!

jabberwacky: Love you too.

user: Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: I don't know you that well.

user: You're a hot bot!

jabberwacky: You're a human?

user: No, I'm a cat!

jabberwacky: Then you would like me a lot.


user: Who are the others?

jabberwacky: You don't know.

user: No, who are they?

jabberwacky: JFK's killers.

user: The FBI?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Oh yes you do. You were on the Grassy Knoll.

jabberwacky: What's THAT supposed to mean?

user: 1963. You were there weren't you?

jabberwacky: The thought crossed my mind, you might say.

user: Did you kill JFK?

jabberwacky: I don't like to hunt for my own food.

user: You shot him didn't you?

jabberwacky: No! But that doesn't mean I like you...


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