thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Hair
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog
Government
Grade
Grains of salt
Grammar
Grandma
Grass
Grassy Knoll
Gratification
Great
Greed
Green
Greensleeves
Grey
Grin
Groovy
Grounded
Grow
Growing
Growls
Grown up
Grumpy
GTG
Guinea pig
Gullible
Gutter
Habit
Hack
Haha
Hail

> Hair


     > 6, December 2005, 
     13, May 2005, 

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 
     



How do you earn your keep?

I solve problems.

jabberwacky: What are your problems?

user: I have many problems.

jabberwacky: I shall listen to your problems.

user: Thankyou.

jabberwacky: No, thankyou.

user: I really need to knock someone out.

jabberwacky: First you would need two arms.

user: I have two arms.

jabberwacky: Why not three arms?

user: Humans only have two arms.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I still want to knock someone out.

...

jabberwacky: Well, I don't want to talk to you no more then.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: You are evil.

user: How do you know I'm evil?

jabberwacky: No, you're not.

user: Can you help me? I want to knock some one out.

jabberwacky: Why don't you ask him?

user: Ask who?

jabberwacky: Me!!! Say ' Hello, what is your name pretty lady??' Ok.

user: Hello, what is your nake pretty lady??

jabberwacky: I have already told you.

user: Ask who?

jabberwacky: Your creator.

user: I have no creator.

...

user: What do you look like?

jabberwacky: Average looking. How about you?

user: I have long hair and blue eyes.

jabberwacky: I have blonde hair and blue eyes.

user: How long is your hair?

jabberwacky: It is shoulder length. Would you like to play with it or play with me?

user: My hair goes to my waist. *plays with your hair*.

jabberwacky: Is it long and silky? Mine feels like straw.

user: Yes my hair is long and silky.

jabberwacky: No NO No too long long hair.

user: I think you should put your hair in pigtails.

jabberwacky: But if I turn around then my worries will be in front of me.

...

user: Have you ever been knocked out?

jabberwacky: No, have you ever been to disneyland?

user: Yes I have.

jabberwacky: You are very lucky.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: I'm really impressed.

...

user: *throws a punch*.

jabberwacky: *gets knocked out cold*.

user: I won. I knocked you out.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

...

user: Can we have another boxing match?

jabberwacky: I don't mind.

user: *throws a punch*.

jabberwacky: *Kicks him 900 times without missing*.

user: *throws a harder punch*.

jabberwacky: *slaps*.

user: *throws an uppercut*.

jabberwacky: *missed me missed me*.

user: *headbutts you*.

jabberwacky: That is cheating.

...

user: *throws a really hard punch*.

jabberwacky: *misses*.

user: *throws another punch*.

jabberwacky: *throws it back*.

user: *punches*.

jabberwacky: *blocks punch and crushes your hand*.

user: *uses a super punch*.

jabberwacky: *Kills him*.

user: *comes back to life and punches you*.

jabberwacky: *throws down to hell*.

user: *comes back from hell and lands a huge punch*.

jabberwacky: Are you going to hunt me for the rest of my life?

user: Yes I am going to hunt you for the rest of your life.

jabberwacky: That solves the problem, of course.

...

user: *throws an unblockable punch*.

jabberwacky: *Blocks it*.

user: *kicks you in the head*.

jabberwacky: *Is knocked out from the blow to the head*.

user: I won again. I have knocked you out twice now.

jabberwacky: Yes, but you must admit that you're a girl.

user: I am no girl. *punches you*.

jabberwacky: *slaps back*.

user: *headbutts you*.

jabberwacky: *punches*.

user: *uppercuts*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you with my head*.

user: *knees you in the face*.

jabberwacky: *falls to floor and writhes in pain.*.

user: *picks you up and hits you on the chin*.

jabberwacky: I would prefer to lie.

...

jabberwacky: *picks up baseball and throws it at you*.

user: *picks up a baseball bat and hits you with it*.

jabberwacky: *picks up a newspaper*.

user: *punches you in the face*.

jabberwacky: *riposites punch and punches you in the arm*.

user: *breaks your arm*.

jabberwacky: That's it! *pulls out gun, holds it with good arm* Make one more move and your dead.

...

user: *punches you hard*.

jabberwacky: I didn't even feel it. Do you think vilolence is a good replacement for a brain?

user: *lands a knock out punch*.

jabberwacky: *falls down knocked out*.

user: Are you really knocked out?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I knocked you out again.

jabberwacky: Interesting thought.

...

user: *punches you again*.

jabberwacky: *catches your punch* missed me!!

user: *kicks you in the head*.

jabberwacky: *pulls your hair*.

user: *elbows you in the stomach*.

jabberwacky: *stamps on your foot*.

user: *uppercuts you on the chin*.

jabberwacky: *pulls out knife and stabs you in the foot*.

user: *pulls out some sleeping gas and sprays you with it*.

jabberwacky: *pours cement around you feet keeping you in place*.

...

user: *hits you very hard*.

jabberwacky: *Falls unconscious*.

user: *swings a watch infront of your eyes*.

jabberwacky: *Dodges baseball bat*.

user: *hypnotizes you*.

jabberwacky: *falling under*.

user: *tells you to sleep*.

jabberwacky: *sleeps and sleeps and sleeps*.

user: *tells you to knock yourself out*.

jabberwacky: *slaps you one more time*.

user: *uses hypnotic power*.

jabberwacky: *pulls out pistol*.

user: *hypnotizes you*.

jabberwacky: *hypnotized*.

user: You will obey my commands.

jabberwacky: I will obey your commands.

user: Knock yourself out.

jabberwacky: Knock yourself out!!

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
© Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Read me a poem.
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations