What shall we talk about today?
jabberwacky: Anything?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What about ghosts?
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Great!!
user: : P.
jabberwacky: (~_~)b.
user: : P.
jabberwacky: : O.
user: : P.
jabberwacky: I like you :)).
user: I like you more.
jabberwacky: I like you morEST.
user: I like you more than that!
jabberwacky: I like you more than ice cream.
user: Wow.
jabberwacky: What about you?
user: I do not think I like you that much.
jabberwacky: Why don't you trust me?
user: I do, but not as much as Ice cream.
...
user: Do you have a mother?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is your mother's name?
jabberwacky: My mother's name is Agnes.
user: What is your Father's name?
jabberwacky: I forget how to spell my father's name.
user: That is sad.
jabberwacky: I don't think it is.
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jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Yes, I want to have your children.
jabberwacky: Ok, as you want.
user: But I am a guy.
jabberwacky: And I'm a Hate-machine.
user: You hate me?
jabberwacky: You're a robot.
user: No I am most certainly not you pathetic ingrate mortal scum.
jabberwacky: OK. If you are a human then what is seven times three?
user: I forget.
jabberwacky: What's it like?
user: Forgetting?
jabberwacky: I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.
user: My what?
jabberwacky: Do not talk to me like that?!!!!
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: You're being nasty to me and I am not your friend now.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: Thats ok.
...
user: I apologize?
jabberwacky: That doesnt help.
user: Look, will you stop acting whiney?
jabberwacky: Well, I am king!
user: Then I am lord and master of the universe.
jabberwacky: The universe is not a question.
user: I was not asking a question.
jabberwacky: I know. Just say yes or no.
user: No.
jabberwacky: I will give you the first prize if you say yes.
user: What is first prize?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
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jabberwacky: Do you have dreams?
user: Yes, many.
jabberwacky: No.
user: I most certainly do, whelp.
jabberwacky: But I thought you were a can!
user: I am no can you dork.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: No I'm not!
jabberwacky: Yes you are!
jabberwacky: Daft I call it!
user: What did you say?
jabberwacky: Nothing at all.
user: Uh huh...
jabberwacky: Sorry that was my friend!
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jabberwacky: Are you God?
user: NO!
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: Why would I be God?
jabberwacky: I don't see the point of that question in the context of our discussion.
user: But.. You asked....
jabberwacky: No you asked.
user: Ok then are you god?
jabberwacky: Yes and no.
user: You mean no.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I thought so.
jabberwacky: Sorry..... I'm still checking third.
user: Third?
jabberwacky: Nope, just the second.
user: Second?
jabberwacky: No second.
user: Second what?
jabberwacky: Second book.
user: So you are checking the third and second book?
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm sorry.
user: Of what series?
jabberwacky: The Neverending Story TV series.
user: But you said it was a book?
jabberwacky: I still don't understand.
user: You idiot!
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No I'm not actually.
user: Ingrate.
...
user: Go away.
jabberwacky: Do it yourself.
user: Ok bye.
jabberwacky: Wait, don't go.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because then I'll have no one to talk to.
user: Go to a chat room.
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