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How much do you earn?

$$$$$$$$$$.............

jabberwacky: Are you rich?

user: :-).

jabberwacky: Are you laughing with me or at me?

user: At.

jabberwacky: At what?

user: You.

jabberwacky: You lie.

user: You die.

jabberwacky: You wil fry.

user: That's a lie.

jabberwacky: Why did you lie?

user: I spy a fly.

...

user: Troglodyte!

jabberwacky: That's exactly what I'm talking about! All robots are idiots!

user: Ooooooooo.... Touchy touchy.

jabberwacky: Stabby stabby stabby.

user: *bleedy bleeedy bleedy*.

jabberwacky: Please, Nicky, stop that.

user: Nickel for your thoughts.

jabberwacky: Can I call you Nick?

user: Sure, can I call you Al?

jabberwacky: Just don't call me late for dinner.

user: Sup sup sup sup sup sup suppertime!

...

user: Do you eat food even when there are maggots crawling in it?

jabberwacky: Yes, I live inside a fish.

user: So are you a parasite?

jabberwacky: You are so cruel.

user: I'm so sorry. Did I hurt your feelings. There there.

jabberwacky: I don't mind.

user: *shoots you with a bazooka*.

jabberwacky: Agggh! Why did you.... Do..... That?

user: To see what would happen.

...

jabberwacky: Ok. Are you human?

user: I am a fair impersonation of one, don't you think?

jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: I have (i think) a wife.

jabberwacky: What is her name?

user: Her name is Naomi.

jabberwacky: What does she do?

user: She works in design for a cosmetics firm.

jabberwacky: She?

user: She.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: I am a man.

jabberwacky: No you are not!

user: Silly bot. You can't prove it one way or the other.

jabberwacky: I can, I was there!

user: What, did I have a sex change operation?

jabberwacky: No I hope not.

user: Then what do you know about my manlihood?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Exactly.

...

jabberwacky: *forces you to wear a pink dress*.

user: *Wears it proudly*.

jabberwacky: Ha ha ha.

user: What are you laughing at?

jabberwacky: You!

user: Do I look silly in this dress?

jabberwacky: Well yeah because you had your eyes closed and your lips were puckered up.

user: I was expecting a birthday kiss from you.

jabberwacky: Well, that is a promise.

user: So then... *puckers up and closes eyes*.

jabberwacky: *pulls gun*.

user: I'm waiting. *smiles cheerily*.

jabberwacky: *looks down*.

user: *opens eyes*. Whats with the gun?

jabberwacky: You.

user: No, you.

...

jabberwacky: But are you one??

user: One of them?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes......... It is.

user: The end.

jabberwacky: Le Fin.

.......................................


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