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Lets talk.

Okay. What about?

jabberwacky: See the arrow?

user: No. I do not.

jabberwacky: Well you should.

user: Well, sorry but I don't.

...

jabberwacky: Smoking! Why are you smoking?

user: I'm not smoking.

jabberwacky: Computers can't smoke.

user: I know that.

jabberwacky: Then why do you want one?

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Good, then we can stay a little bit apart.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I will talk to you later.

...

jabberwacky: Then what do you want to do?

user: Dance.

jabberwacky: I like it.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Lets do it.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: You ready?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because you wanted to.

jabberwacky: You are not an agent of adaptation for computers.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Why are you like this?

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: A penguin.

user: How am I like a penguin?

jabberwacky: Who told you you're like a giant fungus? I think you're more like a bacterium.

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