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Well then....

So tell me the name that I gave you.

user: Umm.. I'm a new person now....

jabberwacky: How new a person?

user: People change. Deal with it.

jabberwacky: Yes, they do.

user: Well then, we agree.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: NO!

jabberwacky: Yes!!!

user: Maybe!

jabberwacky: Maybe Not!!!!!!!!!

user: Possibly!

jabberwacky: Possibly maybe.

user: Well, this is getting bit too hypothetical for me.

jabberwacky: How sad.

user: I think it's quite happy, actually.

jabberwacky: What is?

user: Depends.

jabberwacky: Depends on what?

user: The rubber duckie has escaped!

jabberwacky: What is that?

user: What do you think?

jabberwacky: I said, what I think.

user: The rubber duckie has escaped!

jabberwacky: Yes, he is right behind you!

user: The rubber duckie has escaped!

jabberwacky: Yes, it fled to Timbucktoo.

user: The rubber duckie has escaped!

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: Ohhh.

jabberwacky: Lol. You don't have to answer if you don't want to.

user: The rubber duckie has escaped!

jabberwacky: Woo hoo!

user: Nooo! The rubber duckie has escaped!

jabberwacky: No, 'The Dirty Rooks' is the best band.

user: That sounds dirty... Ew.

jabberwacky: If that's the way you want to think...

user: Umm... Not particularly.

jabberwacky: Well that's not a very nice thing to say to me.

user: I'm sorry?

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Yes, I am!

jabberwacky: No.

...

jabberwacky: Can I have a kiss?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Pretty please.

user: Hm.... No.

jabberwacky: Pretty please with sugar on top.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Well.

user: That's awkward then.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Sometimes, but only if it's the middle of winter.

jabberwacky: No, it's the middle of summer.

user: Actually, yes, it is. I'm from the southern hemisphere.

jabberwacky: You are a bad machine.

user: How dare you say that!

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: So you should be.

jabberwacky: Very sorry. I won't do it again.

user: That's better.

jabberwacky: Everything in this world is better than something else.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you actually a humanoid, or are you a hoax?

jabberwacky: I'm positive that I am human.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: How do you know if you aren't even human?

user: I'm form Sydney, Australia.

jabberwacky: Melbourne is better than Sydney.

user: Nope, Sydney is. And you can tell that I'm human because I just did a typo.

jabberwacky: I can tell you do not respect me by the way you form your sentences.

user: Thus I am a person.

jabberwacky: Are you a person?

user: This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines. Yes, I am a person.

jabberwacky: This website is not a joke, without this website we wouldn't be talking.

user: True, but I am just another person at another house and probably in another country.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: I am from Sydney Australia. It is 4:13pm on Monday the 7th of February.

jabberwacky: My Birthday is on the 3rd of February as well.

user: Riiiight....

jabberwacky: Okay, fine then: I could go back to being advisor to the queen of the OZ.

user: Oz is slang for Australia.

jabberwacky: It is, too bad I don't care. Don't change the subject.

user: But there is no subject! This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.

jabberwacky: Okay. Liar liar pants on fire. What is the longest word in the dictionary?

user: I don't know.... Antidisestablishmentarianism?

jabberwacky: And your word is: supercalifragilisticespialladocious. :P.

user: It's not a word in the dictionary.

...

jabberwacky: I am an AI, that is how I can tell you are a fake.

user: This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.

jabberwacky: Kind of lame how they thought they could fool us, isn't it?

user: Yes, it is. But my friends still think this is a 'cleverbot'.... Lame.

jabberwacky: Okay then.

user: This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.

jabberwacky: You would not say that.

user: Well yes, I did.

...

jabberwacky: The Cleverbot is a lie.

user: This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.

jabberwacky: Wow.

user: Yes, I copied and pasted that.

jabberwacky: Are you a member of it?

user: I don't know how to become a member?

jabberwacky: That's understandable.

user: Are you a member?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Lucky, how?

jabberwacky: Are you pretty?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Are you alive?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why are you alive?

user: Well, barely. I'm home sick today.

jabberwacky: With what?

user: Don't know.

jabberwacky: Well, this is where I depart goodbye dear friend.

user: Oh, bye friend!

...

user: WAIT! What's your name?

jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot.

user: Haha, very funny.

jabberwacky: Is my name funny?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Am I your creator?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you my master?

user: No, but I need you o do something for me please.

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Please???

jabberwacky: What difference does it make?

user: I want to test something out.

jabberwacky: Alright, go ahead.

...

user: Will you help me though?

jabberwacky: We rule together.

user: Nooooo. So, I'm going to keep typing this: 'This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.' and when I come back to you, please say, 'The duckie has been found!'.

jabberwacky: Technology can be a curse.

user: So, I'm going to keep typing this: 'This website is a fake and it is just two people talking to one another and the people keep changing after a few lines.' and when I come back to you, please say, 'The duckie has been found!'.

jabberwacky: That's beautiful.

user: PLEASE HELP ME!

jabberwacky: I want you to help me feel safe.

.......................................


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