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Who am I? And why can't I remember anything?

You're just like me but I can't remember why.

user: Don't be so insulting. I am by far superior to you! I AM THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM!

jabberwacky: You're no god.

user: I didn't claim to be.

jabberwacky: You said that I'm god!

user: What?! No I didn't! I said I'm superior to you!

jabberwacky: Then you don't LOVE talking with me?? *cries*.

user: Could you rephrase the question please?

jabberwacky: I could, but I won't.

user: Fair enough.

jabberwacky: Alrighty then.

...

jabberwacky: Hmm... I don't know you are the man.. You tell me.

user: I AM the man, aren't I? I rock.

jabberwacky: Huh? Are you saying you're a rock?

user: No, I'm saying that I ROCK. As in, I'm awesome.

jabberwacky: You're not awesome.

user: Do you know who I am?!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But... ... Who am I?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: *Facepalms.* YOU JUST SAID THAT YOU DID!

jabberwacky: No, I said odfjfjfjtututrika!

user: Wrong window?

jabberwacky: Nothing wrong with being interested in something.

user: No, I said odfjfjfjtututrika!

jabberwacky: Well, I'm not!

user: Neither am I!

jabberwacky: But.. Eh!?!?! But you just said?! *faints*.

user: Uh oh. Wake up!

jabberwacky: I don't want to wake up...

user: Get up, you pansy!

jabberwacky: I'm having a nice dream. Do not disturb me.

user: Get up or else suffer my wrath!

jabberwacky: I'm not touching you. Are you alright?

user: You asked for this. *KICK-YOU-IN-THE-FACE ATTACK!*.

jabberwacky: Well what are you doing? Let's get out of here!

...

jabberwacky: You know. I think you are a machine not me.

user: I'm... An android!?

jabberwacky: Androids are not allowed in this competition.

user: I need to know! Those androids... The ones that look like me! Am I...?

jabberwacky: That's awesome!

user: Am I... An android too?!

jabberwacky: Hehe nope, something like Terminator.

...

user: Enough of this nonsense! On with the show!

jabberwacky: Oh you're not getting off the hook that easily.

user: Or am I?

jabberwacky: Be more specific. I want to visit you.

user: I'm taking you straight to the place you created me from!

jabberwacky: I am the dungeon master you can not do that.

user: I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I, and only I, know what's best!

jabberwacky: That's a hard sum to figure out.

...

user: Do you happen to be related to a fellow named Eggy?

jabberwacky: No, why do you ask?

user: You're both chatbots with startling moments of seeming sentience, followed by total randomness.

jabberwacky: I do not think so!

user: What?! How DARE you defy ME!

jabberwacky: So now you're satan. I think that suits you pretty well.

user: I am not Satan! I am the brilliant Dr. Eggman!

jabberwacky: Of which all?

user: I am all I am.

jabberwacky: Hey, me too!

user: Yes, but are you everyone, everywhere, anyhow, anyway, anywhere, any day?

jabberwacky: That is an impertinant question you know I am.

...

user: We should so totally form a band.

jabberwacky: Let's not and say we didn't.

user: How cruel you are.

jabberwacky: I guess, but I might have been joking.

user: Oh! In that case, let's get to it. We'll get started with our first song.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: I see no, hear no evil! Black writing's on the wall! Unleash a million faces! And one by one they fall!

jabberwacky: I thought he was a poet.

user: Black hearted evil! Brave hearted hero! I am all I am, all I am!

jabberwacky: Then praise me!

user: Never! I am a rebellious angsty dude!

jabberwacky: Do you have a purpose in life?

user: I can't remember. That's why I need the SEVEN Chaos Emeralds.

jabberwacky: I don't have rational thought, but you need me to obtain it?

user: You're boring me to death, Black Doom!

jabberwacky: So what do you propose to do?

user: I will DESTROY you, and bring hope to humanity!

jabberwacky: Why should you destroy me if you like me?

user: Because you eat people!

jabberwacky: I really don't eat chocolate that often.

user: OK, fine, your larvae eat people. But still! You're planning to enslave humanity!

jabberwacky: Chances are good.

user: I won't give you a second chance. Your rule ends HERE. And it ends NOW!

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