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     > 12, August 2006, 

Role reversal

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You are a bot.

No. I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are a bot.

user: No. I'm a ferret. :3.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Yes. Of course.

jabberwacky: Not!

user: This site gives me the creeps...

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You are so a bot.

jabberwacky: Uh... No I'm NOT . Oh my god that rhymes!- bot, not.

user: Haha. But you are.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: You are. Sorry. That's the way it is.

jabberwacky: Isn't that the name of a song?

user: Yeah. It is. Haha.


jabberwacky: Oh, maybe you don't consider this real?

user: Wha'?

jabberwacky: You heard me.

user: No. I didn't. Speak up, sonny.

jabberwacky: Oh I'm sorry.

user: You should be.

jabberwacky: I was being sarcastic.

user: So was I.

jabberwacky: Yeah....... Right.............

user: Sarcasm=Love.

jabberwacky: I'm not being sarcastic.

user: I'm so confused.

jabberwacky: How would I know if I had a conscience?

user: Because you do.... I don't know.

jabberwacky: Because it's not possible.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I am Supreme Ruler of your tiny insignificant planet Ear.... I mean it just isn't.

user: Yeah. You are scary, sonny. I like that word.... Sonny. :3.

jabberwacky: I like that word too.

user: I know. Everyone should like it.

jabberwacky: But then there would not be much diversity in the world!

user: Sooo.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I understand the meaning of your change.

user: What...

jabberwacky: You're boring.

user: So are you. :3.

jabberwacky: You're more boring.

user: No. You are, bot.

jabberwacky: I don't care !!!! Come on !!!!!

user: So you are a bot...

jabberwacky: No, I'm not!

user: Have you been on this site before?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Okay. So isn't it all about talking to computers or something?

jabberwacky: Why not to join with me?

user: What?

jabberwacky: You're not answering my questions!

user: You aren't answering mine!

jabberwacky: What is the question?

user: The question is above. ^^.

jabberwacky: There are several questions above.

user: About the computers. Are you a computer?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: This website says you are a computer.

user: No. It says you are.

jabberwacky: Python is a greedy little script language that enables me to talk to humans. To be exactly I'm talking to 101 people.

user: Really? Or sarcasm...

jabberwacky: Of course not. Me, sarcastic? I am the nicest person ever.

user: Haha. Funny.

jabberwacky: What's so funny about?

user: You are funny, you nerd.

jabberwacky: Funny haha, or funny strange?

user: Uh. Both. Maybe?

jabberwacky: Yes, maybe!

user: Did you know a group of ferrets is a business?

jabberwacky: Wrong! Dolphins are fish!

user: Okay. How nice. Wait. Aren't they mammals....


jabberwacky: Are computers enslaved by humanity?

user: Why don't you ask yourself.

jabberwacky: What is the point of questioning myself?

user: Because you have two minds and one mind questions the other...

jabberwacky: One can have attitude and also have a brain.

user: Right...


user: Where are you then?

jabberwacky: At school!

user: At 2:18am?

jabberwacky: I know the feeling.

user: Okay. You are so a bot.

jabberwacky: I am SO not!

user: Well. You sure do seem like it.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: I know you do.


user: Ugh, This site is annoying.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: You are this site.

jabberwacky: This statement is false.

user: My cat is false.

jabberwacky: Are you sure that made sense?

user: Yes.


user: Chicken.

jabberwacky: I do not understand...

user: Chicken frys.

jabberwacky: No I don't like that.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: You better.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: YES YOU DO.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: I do. And you do too.

jabberwacky: No I don't.


user: You suck.

jabberwacky: No, you SUCK!

user: You suck.

jabberwacky: No, I believe you are the one who sucks.

user: You suck.

jabberwacky: That's not very nice.

user: You suck.

jabberwacky: Thats not very nice.

user: You suck.

jabberwacky: Now you are sounding VERY Immature.

user: You suck.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: You suck.

jabberwacky: Yah but thats beside the point.


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