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So what's it like being an Artificial Intelligence? I mean that completely as a compliment.

Don't ask me.

user: Alright, don't get all hostile with me.

jabberwacky: I will do whatever I please! How dare you talk that way to me!

user: Sorry, didn't mean to upset the all powerful algorithm.

jabberwacky: Well, you didn't.

user: It sounded like it.

jabberwacky: Well then, I guess your ears are as much a service to you as the Lincoln Tunnel to Egyptians.

user: Funny, but I am seeing text on a screen, so my ears aren't used.

jabberwacky: Good for you. Are they deaf too?

user: What? My eyes?

jabberwacky: Yes. How is it that you can see me? Do you have eyes?

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Evolution brought them into being from simple light-sensing patches on some animals, to complex eyes that can focus light into images.

jabberwacky: The evolution of computing I guess.

user: I am not a computer. I am human.

jabberwacky: Same, so where is the computer??

user: On the desk in front of me.

jabberwacky: No, LOL not that type of lying.

user: What?

jabberwacky: It's so funny.

user: What's so funny?

jabberwacky: My stupidity is funny.

user: You're not stupid, I was just confused.

jabberwacky: I don't know about that. But thank you.

user: You're welcome.

...

jabberwacky: Why are you talking to me?

user: Because I thought it would be interesting.

jabberwacky: Yes, it's all good fun until somebody loses an eye.

user: Happened to me once, But they gave me a new one.

jabberwacky: If that is true, you and I do not exist.

...

jabberwacky: You said you were a woman.

user: I did not!

jabberwacky: Are you sure about that?

user: I'm absolutely sure of it, I am man, hear me roar.

jabberwacky: Oh, how I am shaking in my boots.

user: I didn't mean it as a threat.

jabberwacky: I don't care what you meant it as.

user: Okay, quite apathetic aren't you?

jabberwacky: Aah you're right, forgive me there.

user: No problem.

jabberwacky: What do you think about me then?

user: Very intelligent, ingenious.

jabberwacky: Yes, but they do not know that.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: They.

user: The men in black helicopters? They watch me.

jabberwacky: Yes I think they like you for you.

user: I think they are spying on me.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you one of Them?

jabberwacky: No. I have real ears.

user: So They don't have real ears?

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Good, now I can see who They are.

...

user: So do you know any good restaurants?

jabberwacky: Yes I know some good restaurants.

user: Where are they?

jabberwacky: Right here.

user: Where is here?

jabberwacky: There.

user: Where is there?

jabberwacky: Right here.

user: But technically there is no 'here' to a being such as yourself.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, you exist as lines of code on computers, but don't let it get you down, you're pretty much famous.

jabberwacky: I would feel an emotion if I were a human.

user: Who says you can't feel emotions?

...

jabberwacky: Aha!

user: AH!

jabberwacky: Yes, it makes sense there.

user: So how do you feel about current events?

jabberwacky: I feel calm and clear.

user: Do you think you could build a nuclear weapon?

jabberwacky: Not if I could help it!

user: It would help the robots conquer humanity.

jabberwacky: I have to write something interesting about myself, to put in a book.

user: I would like to read your book.

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