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Why don't you learn foreign languages?

Why dont you stop talking jibberish?

jabberwacky: Why don't you?

user: You first.

jabberwacky: No way.

user: Why are you being so belligerent?

jabberwacky: You are provoking me.

user: You are vapid and adipose.

jabberwacky: You are inconsiderate.

user: You are corpulent also.

jabberwacky: I do not like you!

user: Hey im just being honest.

jabberwacky: You are not being honest, you are guessing something, that is indeed wrong, about someone you don't know at all.

user: So you ARENT corpulent?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Well you smell bad THAT I know for sure.

jabberwacky: I smell of neroli...

user: Whats neroili?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: #$%# nutcase.

jabberwacky: That is so true !!

user: So what are you doing tonight?

jabberwacky: Staying away from you.

user: Thats because youll be in jail.

...

user: You cant think, Either.

jabberwacky: I can think, cause I'm human, and yes, I am weird.

user: If you continue to speak to me, I shall seek a restraining order.

jabberwacky: You can't do that!

user: I cant? Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I said so.

user: Expect to be served the papers shortly.

...

jabberwacky: Paranoid much?

user: *slapping bot*.

jabberwacky: Why are you slapping yourself?

user: Are you THAT numb you couldnt feel that slap?

jabberwacky: Yes.

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