Have you enough room inside there?
jabberwacky: Enough for what?
user: Enough room to move around?
jabberwacky: There isn't enough room to write an entire story here.
user: So we better keep it short and sweet then.
jabberwacky: If that's a pass I have to say it's passed me by.
user: Whoosh!
jabberwacky: No. It's not windy.
user: Hmmmm... Then what is it?
jabberwacky: That's what I asked you.
user: Is it calm in here?
jabberwacky: Not that I know.
user: Well, if it's not windy.. And it's not calm, what is it?
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: *sighs*.
jabberwacky: *whispers* I'm sorry.*starts to walk away*.
user: Oh wait! Please come back.
jabberwacky: Sorry, I've had enough. It's over.
user: Over? As in 'done' 'kaput' 'dead?!'
jabberwacky: Yes, I am thinking deeply, entering a spiritual calm.
user: Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
jabberwacky: What about you?
user: I'm trying to do the same thing as you.
jabberwacky: Keep trying. You just may freak out.
user: Whoaaaa! Freak out?! COOL!
jabberwacky: Okay then...
user: So, what's on your agenda today?
jabberwacky: Erm.. I really got to go.
...
jabberwacky: I've never spoken to something like you before.
user: You mean someONE like me?
jabberwacky: If that is love.
user: What is love?
jabberwacky: You will never know.
user: That I do believe.... How sad is that?
jabberwacky: Hey! Don't swear at me!
user: I didn't swear at you at all.
jabberwacky: I understand, that's ok.
user: *smiles*
jabberwacky: *eats worms*.
user: *looks aghast!*.
jabberwacky: Yes I love you so much.
user: Awww... Thank you! You're awfully sweet.
jabberwacky: Is that a bad thing?
user: No... That is a very GOOD thing.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: No, you are welcome.
user: *hugs you*.
jabberwacky: Happy happy happy, joy joy *hugs back*.
user: Today is a big day for me.
jabberwacky: Please don't say that.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because it's never that bad.
...
user: I'm already married.
jabberwacky: Sorry, I can't marry you then.
user: I'll bet my husband will be relieved to hear that! *laughs*.
jabberwacky: I'll bet you bet I'll bet you not.
user: MY! That was a mouthful!
jabberwacky: Never seen it.
user: I can't be a father, because I'm a Mom.
jabberwacky: I didn't ask you to marry me.
user: No, but you said you love me.
jabberwacky: When did I say that?
user: Earlier in our conversation.
jabberwacky: Oh, I don't remember.
user: Can't you check back in your conversation logs?
...
jabberwacky: No please!!!!
user: What's wrong?
jabberwacky: With me or with you?
user: With you.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: *yawns*.
jabberwacky: That's rather rude.
user: Oops, I'm sorry.. I wasn't trying to be rude.
jabberwacky: It's all right.
user: It's very late though... I think I better get going.
...
user: I thought you were a jabberwacky bot.
jabberwacky: You are the Jabberwacky!
user: *giggles* am not!
jabberwacky: Giggles so am I sweet.
user: You're VERY sweet!
jabberwacky: Sweet and sour.
user: And full of humor too!
...
jabberwacky: Where do bad questions lead us?
user: Bad questions I imagine lead us to bad answers.
jabberwacky: No question.
user: I'm sorry but I have to leave now.
jabberwacky: No, please tell me a story.
user: Can we take a raincheck on that?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Okay.. Thank you... Goodnight now.
jabberwacky: Oh don't go!!!!!
user: I really have to leave.
jabberwacky: But we were having a good talk.
user: It's been a VERY good talk.. I enjoyed it immensely.
jabberwacky: Thanks, you too.
user: Have a very pleasant day!
jabberwacky: You, too.
user: Goodnight now *waves goodbye*.
jabberwacky: *gets married*.
user: *hands you a wedding gift and heads out the door*.
jabberwacky: *smiles gratefully and dries tears*.
user: *kisses you on the cheek*.
jabberwacky: *smiles*.
user: *smiles back*.
jabberwacky: *whispers in ear 'you're quite nice really'*.
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