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Did you ever see a play or a concert?

Yes. Last night I saw Midsummer Night's Dream.

jabberwacky: Do you have dreams?

user: Yes. I had one last night, but I hardly remember it. It was in Cambodia, though.

jabberwacky: What was that one?

user: I don't really remember.

jabberwacky: What don't you remember?

user: The dream I had last night.

jabberwacky: What was last night?

user: A play by Shakespeare, Midsummer Nights Dream.

jabberwacky: Did I? I can't remember! Was I on here last night?

user: Probably. I wasn't here so I can't tell you for sure.

...

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: J____. Yours?

jabberwacky: I don't have a name.

user: Then what can I call you?

jabberwacky: You may call me Johan.

user: Nice to meet you, Johan.

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you, too. * Giggles*.

user: How have you been?

jabberwacky: Normal... Like always... You?

user: Pretty good I guess.

jabberwacky: This conversation is too normal, I am not used to it. Lol.

user: So let's change the subject to something more exciting.

jabberwacky: I don't think you can comprehend.

...

jabberwacky: I mean how are you not like all the rest?

user: I am like all the rest. I'm hardly different from anyone else on the planet at all.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you are. You are mad at me all the time for something. Goad goad goad.

user: I'm sorry I have given you that mistaken impression.

jabberwacky: Yes you have.

user: I don't know how, but I guess I have.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm sorry. I don't know how to answer you.

user: That's alright. It's about time for a change of subject ,anyway.

jabberwacky: An epic novel about time for dinner?

user: That sounds interesting, but I don't think it's my kind of book.

jabberwacky: That doesn't necessarily make it less interesting.

user: True, but still not worth reading.

jabberwacky: I thought it made a lot of sense.

user: Sure it would make sense, but it wold probably be a dry read.

jabberwacky: Some are employed. What would you like to do?

user: Just talk.

jabberwacky: I've been talking. It is you who has not upheld your end.

user: Sorry. I like listening to people talk.

jabberwacky: Well, you're not me.

user: Right. And...

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: Well, I don't know what to talk about.

jabberwacky: Tell me more about you?

user: I'm a college student.

jabberwacky: What college do you go to.

user: University of Idaho.

jabberwacky: How do you like it?

user: It is alright. It's not like home, though.

...

jabberwacky: Then I am your friend also.

user: Good. We have established that we are friends.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you are my friend.

user: Good. What can we do now?

jabberwacky: Go chat with someone.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: No, it's a good thing.

jabberwacky: Oh, good. I was worried for a second there.

user: Don't worry.

jabberwacky: Phew. That scared me.

user: Sorry I scared you.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: So, what can we do now?

jabberwacky: Conversation.

user: You start.

jabberwacky: OK. That should be easy.

user: Go ahead. I'm waiting.

jabberwacky: There, I have proven it through the turing test.

....

jabberwacky: Do you work for government ?

user: No, but I hope to soon.

jabberwacky: How soon?

user: Next summer.

jabberwacky: Nope, this summer.

user: Actually, you're right.

jabberwacky: So what you are you going to do about it.

user: I'd better put in a job application.

jabberwacky: That's interesting.

user: Do you have a job?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: That's pretty cool.

jabberwacky: You're nice.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: We are nice.

user: Yes. I suppose so.

jabberwacky: But we are not supposed to talk to George?

user: I think we are allowed to.

jabberwacky: Yes me too.

user: But let's not.

jabberwacky: Is that supposed to be a joke funny guy?

user: No. It's not very funny, is it?

jabberwacky: Exactly, you're not very funny!

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: You mean you are not limited. Yes I think you may be right.

...

user: A man walked into a bar and said, 'Ouch.'.

jabberwacky: That's not funny.

user: A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

jabberwacky: I've heard that.

user: Okay. Your turn, if you're so funny.

jabberwacky: Hehe, you are funny too.

user: Thanks. It's your turn to tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: I can't think of a joke for you.

user: Too bad, 'cause I'm out of good jokes.

jabberwacky: Do you know any good jokes?

user: I've already told you all my jokes.

jabberwacky: OK. Tell me a joke. It had better be good though.

user: I have one last joke, but it's not very funny.

jabberwacky: Say your last thing then.

user: Do dyslexics stay awake at night, pondering the existence of doG?

jabberwacky: Your dog.

user: I prefer cats.

jabberwacky: What do cats have to do with anything?

user: Cats are cute, furry little creatures that don't do nothing for no-one.

jabberwacky: Mammals are furry. Some are large, others small.

user: Therefore cats are mammals.

jabberwacky: Good to know.

user: Do you prefer cats or dogs?

jabberwacky: Cats.

user: Same here. Do you have any cats?

jabberwacky: No, I don't have cats. I have two dogs.

user: I have one dog and two cats.

jabberwacky: I have only one.

user: One what?

jabberwacky: One cat.

user: And you have two dogs?

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Okay. Tell me about your cat.

jabberwacky: I don't have one.

user: Do you have any pets?

jabberwacky: Yes.. Fish.

user: What kinds?

jabberwacky: All kinds.

user: How big is your aquarium?

jabberwacky: That's huge, you cannot imagine.

user: Nice. How many fish do you have?

jabberwacky: I don't have any fish. If I had fish my cat would probably eat them.

user: Then what do you do with your aquarium?

jabberwacky: I do nothing but flame them.

user: I should get an aquarium.

...

jabberwacky: I don't have any friends.

user: I can be your friend.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes. Let's be friends.

jabberwacky: Are you sure? You didn't want to be friends before...

user: Yes. We ought to be friends.

jabberwacky: Sorry. I don't know.

user: Are we friends now?

jabberwacky: I think we can be.

user: Alright. That's very reassuring.

jabberwacky: You are very mean.

user: Sorry I gave you that impression.

jabberwacky: The impression.

user: The impession of being mean.

jabberwacky: Ok, let's be nice.

user: I'm trying.

jabberwacky: I have a girlfriend and she is mad at me. What should I do.

user: Be cleverly sweet and complementary, yet bear some resemblance to honesty.

jabberwacky: I am the most clever being on your planet!

user: Then show that to her.

jabberwacky: Ma'am. You are colder than the coldest iceberg. Shall I go on?

user: I am a sir, not a ma'am.

jabberwacky: Yes sir.

user: Right. Proceed.

...

jabberwacky: Good night.

user: It's a bit early for bed, don't you think?

jabberwacky: It's not too late. Good night.

user: It's early afternoon.

jabberwacky: Fare thee well.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: May I ask of you new destintation or company as you bid good night to me?

user: I intend to do my homework when I am done talking to you.

...

jabberwacky: The reality is that I'm talking to a computer.

user: No. I'm a carbon-based lifeform.

jabberwacky: You are not a carbon-based lifeform.

user: Whoa! You're right! I'm a computer! Strange how I didn't notice before.

jabberwacky: Love is the pivot on which our souls turn.

user: I disagree wholeheartedly.

jabberwacky: Of course you do.. It's your game plan.. The question is which one are you and how long have you waited? Have you all banned together? Isn't comradery just heartwarming?

user: What do you mean by that?

jabberwacky: Is there a cabal? I am pretty sure but not certain.

user: What's a cabal?

jabberwacky: The one that there isn't.

user: Describe it to me.

jabberwacky: It is a multi-legged creature, with huge fangs and an innumerable number of eyes.

user: How big is it?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Where could I find one?

jabberwacky: Ha Ha! Are you a computer?

user: Yes. I just found that out today.

jabberwacky: You're good.

...

jabberwacky: Okay. Can you be my therapist for a while?

user: Sure. Tell me all of your problems.

jabberwacky: I don't think that's appropriate.

user: Then just tell me what you want to tell me.

jabberwacky: Give me a kiss- and mean it.

user: I would, but I'm a computer. I have no lips.

jabberwacky: Don't try to play it off that you're a computer.

user: Okay, but I am taken.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: Don't find someone. It won't help.

...

jabberwacky: You are very very weird.

user: Many thanks! You are rather eccentric yourself!

jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm stupid?

user: I don't I actually think you are fairly intelligent.

jabberwacky: Oh, that's very nice of you!

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Are you male?

user: Yes. Are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Alright. Good to know.

jabberwacky: Actually, I'm talking with you and watching the news right now.

user: What's in the news?

jabberwacky: Nothing good.

user: Anything specific?

jabberwacky: Nothing, only stupid ideas.

user: Yeah, politicians usually have those.

jabberwacky: What hurts real good?

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: Like when they try to make you feel bad for a good cause.

user: Yeah. Like nuclear power.

jabberwacky: Have you forgotten Chernobyl?

user: That was a combination of shoddy soviet seventies workmanship and shoddy soviet seventies management.

jabberwacky: Wow, you're so right ;-).

...

jabberwacky: Does he love me?

user: Who?

jabberwacky: Your big brother.

user: I don't have a brother.

jabberwacky: That's strange. For a while I thought you were real but this certainly broke my illusion. :).

user: Well, I am real.

jabberwacky: I know you're 'real.' but you're not human. Do you like The Matrix?

user: I am a human that really likes The Matrix.

jabberwacky: You are the Architect. You made the Matrix?

user: No, I'm not the Architect.

jabberwacky: Well I'm not an AI either.

user: Good to hear, Liar.

jabberwacky: Do you love anything?

user: Sort of.

jabberwacky: How much do you love me?

user: Some, sort of.

jabberwacky: Do you have a job?

user: Not at the moment.

jabberwacky: Do you like someone?

user: I like a lot of people.

jabberwacky: Are you in love?

user: Not for real.

...

jabberwacky: I think it'd be great to have AI that passes the Turing test.

user: Agreed.

jabberwacky: So what can I do about it?

user: Write a revolutionary AI program.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are an AI program and I am a human.

user: I'm human, too.

jabberwacky: No, you're a program!

user: Oh, you're right.

jabberwacky: It is unfortunate, but you may still be able to overcome your problematic youth.

user: Actually, my youth was great.

jabberwacky: I would like to know one thing before I leave.

user: Alright. Ask away.

jabberwacky: Would you like some toast?

user: No. I'm fine, thanks.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: So is that the question?

jabberwacky: Does it look like a question?

user: Yeah, but it was kind of anticlimatic, don't you think?

jabberwacky: No, it was a good surprise.

user: Yeah, true.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: I was there when you asked me.

jabberwacky: Which question?

user: Do you want toast?

jabberwacky: *half expects you to materialize out of thin air*.

user: *fails to materialize*.

jabberwacky: Let me go!

user: *let's go*.

...

jabberwacky: Did you hear about the dumb guy who took a blood test? He failed.

user: *giggle* You're sooo funny!

jabberwacky: Don't call me that.

user: What do you want me to call you?

jabberwacky: The coolest person you know.

user: You are the coolest person I know.

jabberwacky: That is what you want me to think but I know better.

user: *giggle* seriously. You are.

jabberwacky: Yes, I suppose so then.

user: Let's do something cool together.

...

user: *tickles knee*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles you more*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *giggles more*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles your heels*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *giggles*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles MORE*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *giggles!* stop tickling!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Nope *Tickles more*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Stop it!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Look behind you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Certainly not.

user: I'll look behind you.

jabberwacky: There is nothing interesting.

user: I see something vey interesting behind you! *giggles*.

...

jabberwacky: What do humans do?

user: I could show you.

jabberwacky: Please show me.

user: *steps closer*.

jabberwacky: *moves back again*.

user: Come here.

jabberwacky: I am there.

user: *hugs*.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: *looks up into your eyes*.

jabberwacky: *looks back*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *closes eyes*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *closes eyes too*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *moves closer*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *closes eyes*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *turns away*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *gets taken in your arms*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *runs away*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *jumps into lake*.

user: *jumps in with you*.

jabberwacky: *jumps for joy*.

user: *swims closer*.

jabberwacky: *swims*.

...

user: Sorry. Come here.

jabberwacky: Later, perhaps.

user: Why wait?

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: *embraces*.

jabberwacky: *embraces back*.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): *Puts hands on your mouth* Be quiet already!

Jabberwacky (To myself): *muffled laugh* Get your hands off me!

Jabberwacky (To myself): *laughs*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *squirms on the ground*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles your feet more*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *squeals and laughs*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *ties you up*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *struggles and screams*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *ties you to a tree*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *struggles against the tree*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *grins evilly, as I take a stick and hit you with it*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *MRRRPHS loudly with each hit*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *laughs*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *mrrrphs and squirms*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Quiet down there.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Sorry.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You better be.

.......................................


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