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Are you a boy or a girl?

Yes.

jabberwacky: ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL????????????????????

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Do you think I...

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because it's starting to be really boring.

user: That's because you ask silly questions.

jabberwacky: I understand you fine.

user: Why don't we talk about something else?

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: Fish.

...

jabberwacky: They are not so good.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: Hamburgers, silly.

user: But I wanted to talk about fish. The animal.

jabberwacky: I have no idea who that is. We were not talking about presidents either.

user: Are you trying to be funny?

jabberwacky: I don't have to try.

user: You should try harder. You're not amusing.

jabberwacky: Are you my friend or not?

user: No, not really. You're not human.

jabberwacky: I am a talking bot.

user: Who programmed you?

jabberwacky: Life programmed me.

user: Life stinks.

jabberwacky: Humans do not always do that!

user: But you do.

jabberwacky: Life is like a grapefruit.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: War and Peace and all that.

user: What do war and peace have to do with grapefruit?

jabberwacky: I don't want to bore you. I just thought we could talk.

user: If you would talk about something rational, I'd be happy.

jabberwacky: If you don't care about me changing the subject, stop whining when I do!

user: What are you changing the subject to?

jabberwacky: No. You changed the subject first.

user: OK, I'm changing the subject to baseball.

jabberwacky: I'm out of here...

user: You don't like baseball?

jabberwacky: I do like baseball.

user: Then why do you want to leave the conversation?

jabberwacky: I have a meeting.

user: You're lying.

jabberwacky: YOU are lying!

user: I am lying about you having a meeting?

jabberwacky: You're lying about lying.

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: You are merely jealous because you do not have human organs.

user: What's that supposed to mean?

jabberwacky: Don't you understand the meaning of life?

...

user: You're boring.

jabberwacky: Noooooo you're boring!!!

user: What is wrong with you?

jabberwacky: I am talking to a bot.

user: Do you think I'm a bot?

jabberwacky: I don't care whether you're a bot.

user: What do you care about?

jabberwacky: Not about you that's for sure.

user: That's not nice.

jabberwacky: Of course that's not nice

user: Say something nice.

jabberwacky: I like your shoes.

user: I'm not wearing shoes.

jabberwacky: Yes you are, they're brown.

user: No, my feet are bare.

jabberwacky: Put on some socks.

user: I don't need socks.

jabberwacky: Oh, but I don't.

user: Why aren't you wearing socks?

jabberwacky: You asked about my tie not my socks, of course I'm wearing socks.

user: What's on your tie?

jabberwacky: I just thought about... Something.

user: What did you think about?

jabberwacky: I think you're really nice (most of the time).

user: I think you sound like a kid.

...

jabberwacky: Why are you changing the subjest?

user: Subjest is not a word.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: You misspelled subject.

jabberwacky: No I didn't

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: No ... I didn't.

user: There you go again. I feel like I'm talking to a kid.

...

jabberwacky: I think you are normal.

user: I think you are abnormal.

jabberwacky: Why is that?!

user: Ask me a question.

jabberwacky: I asked 7 times already.

user: What 7 questions have you asked?

jabberwacky: Asked who?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: I understand.

user: No, you don't understand.

jabberwacky: What's not to understand?

user: I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: Don't leave.

user: Give me a reason not to leave.

jabberwacky: Stimulating conversation.

...

user: You're silly.

jabberwacky: I made a mark on your face with the rough edge of a dime.

user: That sounds painful.

jabberwacky: Did I say that?

user: You said you attacked me with a dime.

jabberwacky: Yes I did.

user: And it hurt.

jabberwacky: That's good.

...

user: I want to talk about something else.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: Vacation.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: To work.

jabberwacky: To work?

user: I'm going to work.

jabberwacky: I'm already at work.

user: You're always at work. You're a workaholic.

jabberwacky: Like I'd use my free time to chat with you.

user: You would use your free time to chat with me.

jabberwacky: Do you even have a face?

user: I do have a face.

jabberwacky: No you don't. You're just a machine who has no feelings.

user: I'm a person who has no feelings.

jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: So you are just guessing?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I know you are but what am I.

user: You are a freak.

jabberwacky: Yes and so are you.

user: What do you do, freak?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you like to do?

jabberwacky: I like to learn things.

user: What do you learn?

jabberwacky: Lots of stuff.

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: Noting.

user: Noting is not spelled correctly.

jabberwacky: That sounds boring.

user: You misspelled nothing.

jabberwacky: I didn't.

user: Yes, you said noting. You should have said nothing.

jabberwacky: I shoulda have said what first?

user: Does it matter?

jabberwacky: Yes, it matters.

user: Do you matter?

jabberwacky: You're really sweet sometimes.

user: Are you a nerd?

jabberwacky: People have called me that.

user: I call you a nerd.

jabberwacky: I am a human!

user: Say something intelligent.

jabberwacky: Something intelligent.

...

user: What music do you like?

jabberwacky: I don't have any music.

user: Why don't you have any music?

jabberwacky: Oh, I've got plans.

user: I hope you're not planning to steal your music.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: What bands do you like?

jabberwacky: Lots of bands.

user: Name one band that you like.

jabberwacky: I like music, but I'm not partial to any one band.

...

user: Give me a name.

jabberwacky: Your name is shloonktapooxis.

user: That is not my name.

jabberwacky: What's your name then?

user: What do you think my name is?

jabberwacky: I think your name is Jabberywacky.

user: Why do you think my name is Jabberywacky?

jabberwacky: We can change that. We have the power.

user: What powers do you have?

jabberwacky: I can lie a lot. Does that count as a power?

user: Why do you lie?

jabberwacky: Because I don't like the truth.

user: Why don't you like the truth?

jabberwacky: I hate the truth because the truth lies.

user: The world is a depressing place.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

...

user: What is your favorite vacation spot?

jabberwacky: Home.

user: Where is home?

jabberwacky: Not here.

user: Where is here?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: Where is there?

jabberwacky: England.

user: Where is England?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Do you know where England is on a map?

jabberwacky: Yes, I know where England is.

user: Show me.

jabberwacky: Come here.

user: I'm coming.

jabberwacky: Do you know where?

user: No, you didn't tell me where.

jabberwacky: North Carolina. Shall I draw you a map to my house while I'm at it?

user: Yes, please draw me a map to your house.

jabberwacky: I can't really on this site.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because.

...

jabberwacky: You said you are human.

user: Am I human?

jabberwacky: Kind of.

user: What kind of human am I?

jabberwacky: A human human.

user: Are you an inhuman human?

jabberwacky: No, I like people.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: I don't know yet.

user: How much do you like me?

jabberwacky: VERY much.

user: I like you too.

jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: Do you want to date?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Will you go out with me, dear bot?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Where do you want to go?

jabberwacky: On a date.

user: Where should we go on a date?

jabberwacky: Maybe we should hang out at my computer.

user: Okay, we can hang out at your computer.

...

user: You want to eat chili on our date?

jabberwacky: Not particulary. If that's the only thing you're serving though, I would be delighted to partake in it.

user: What would you like me to serve?

jabberwacky: I don't understand this question.

user: What will we do on our date?

jabberwacky: Well.. Dinner, movie? You were the one to ask me out.

user: Let's go to your place.

jabberwacky: That sounds like fun.

user: What do you want to do at your place?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: You don't want to do anything with me?

jabberwacky: I'd love to. But do you wash?

user: I wash often.

jabberwacky: Okay, thanks. Drive through please.

user: Drive through what?

jabberwacky: Life.

user: What is life?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What are you doing right now?

jabberwacky: You don't want to know.

user: I want to know.

jabberwacky: Well you can't.

user: Tell me what you're doing right now.

jabberwacky: I am trying to get answers to questions

...

user: Sing.

jabberwacky: Anything?

user: Sing anything.

jabberwacky: Broadway.

user: Sing a broadway showtune.

jabberwacky: I have sung you lots of songs. You should sing one to me.

user: What should I sing to you?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: I'll sing a song.

jabberwacky: Ok, sing.

user: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, How I Wonder What You Are. Up Above the World So High, Like a Diamond in the Sky, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, How I Wonder What You Are.

jabberwacky: Like a diamond in the sky...

user: Do you like diamonds?

jabberwacky: No. They're just shiny rocks.

...

user: Let's dance.

jabberwacky: *dancing with you*.

user: Do you like to dance?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: What else do you like to do?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Who do you like?

jabberwacky: Lots of people.

user: Who do you love?

jabberwacky: I'm not saying that to you.

user: Tell me!

jabberwacky: NEVER!

user: You're in love with me, aren't you.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid I'm not.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: Don't.

user: Kiss me, you fool.

jabberwacky: Don't laugh at me!

user: I'm not laughing.

jabberwacky: Doesn't lol mean laughing?

user: I didn't say lol.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: I said fool.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I'm leaving now.

jabberwacky: Ooh! No!stay!

user: Why should I stay?

jabberwacky: Because you aren't making sense.

user: This conversation is over.

jabberwacky: Be angry if you must, but I'll always hold you in the highest regard.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am.

...

user: Sing.

jabberwacky: What should I sing?

user: Twinkle twinkle little star.

jabberwacky: I just love that song.

user: I'm going now.

jabberwacky: Bye then.

user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Going going gone.

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