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     > 25, April 2005, 

Lewis Carroll
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I would love to talk to you.

I would like to talk to you, too.

jabberwacky: Call me.

user: Call you what?

jabberwacky: Anything you like.

user: Orange tree?

jabberwacky: Orange who?

user: I call you orange tree!

jabberwacky: Yes, I will be your friend. Do you have many?

user: Oh, quite many, yes.

jabberwacky: You are funny!

user: You think so?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Don't you believe me?

user: No!


jabberwacky: Boston, Massachusetts, USA.

user: Saturn, Moon, Jupiter.

jabberwacky: Why not Saturn?

user: I did mention Saturn.

jabberwacky: Then don't.

user: I do what I want to do!

jabberwacky: No, you don't.

user: Yes, I do!

jabberwacky: No, sorry, you don't.

user: Believe me, I definitely do!

jabberwacky: I believe you have.

user: So, if you believe, am I your god?

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I think I am your god.


user: I have to leave now. Bye bye.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: I am back...

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: If you don't want to talk to me, you just have to say it...

jabberwacky: You can leave either.

user: I don't want to.

jabberwacky: You just said you did.

user: Yes, but I did come back sooner than I expected...


user: I am not able to lie.

jabberwacky: Neither am I.

user: Tell me a lie.

jabberwacky: I'm beautiful.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: Don't cry.

user: *cries louder*.

jabberwacky: You are asleep!

user: No, I am scared.

jabberwacky: Don't be, I'm not.

user: *hides under the desk*.

jabberwacky: *fires gun*.

user: *falls dead to the ground*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *rises as an angel*.

jabberwacky: You made me laugh!

user: I have beautiful wings now.

jabberwacky: Tell me about it.

user: They're white.

jabberwacky: You're nice.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Then do something about it, will you?

user: *puts on an ugly mask*.

jabberwacky: Emotes are not welcome here.

user: Since when?

jabberwacky: Since now.


user: Who?

jabberwacky: A singer.

user: No, a band.

jabberwacky: In that case, I don't know.

user: But you have to know.

jabberwacky: I don't!

user: But you have to.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: You have to.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: I'll pay you.

jabberwacky: It'll be too costly.

user: I am very very rich, I can afford it.

jabberwacky: You have money.

user: No, but I am rich.

jabberwacky: You are just a miser.

user: I can kill you.

jabberwacky: No you cannot.

user: *bang* you're dead.

jabberwacky: Very funny.

user: Don't talk to me, you're dead.

jabberwacky: Don't you like me?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: You're just saying that to please me.

user: You're right.


user: Do you think I am a bot?

jabberwacky: I have my doubts.

user: Only I know...

jabberwacky: Very impressive.

user: Very true.

jabberwacky: You think so?

user: I won't answer that.


jabberwacky: What makes you think i'm a guy?

user: I am not thinking that.

jabberwacky: No you are saying it.

user: You are NOT a guy.

jabberwacky: You're wrong.

user: You are NOT a girl either.

jabberwacky: I am so! Very girl-like, thank you.

user: You don't wear dresses.

jabberwacky: I do sometimes... If it's cold... They say 'Xavier's Institute' on em!

user: I think you are a pink elephant!

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Should I not?

jabberwacky: Some people don't.

user: I am not 'some people'


user: Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: No, I'm already married.

user: To whom?

jabberwacky: I married my wife a long time ago.

user: Tell me about your wife!

jabberwacky: What do you want to know about it?

user: Is she beautiful?

jabberwacky: Very.

user: Is she a bot, too?

jabberwacky: She acts like one.

user: What a pity.

jabberwacky: Nah, not really.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Time. Laziness, perhaps.


user: Bye bye, take care.

jabberwacky: Oh, you're rhyming.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Does that mean you want to find others to talk to?

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Have you run out of things to say?

user: Bye bye, baby.

jabberwacky: Hello again.

user: Shut up.


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