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Can elephants fly?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Can dogs fly?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Can dogs bark?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No you can't.

...

jabberwacky: Can you define 'ornery' for me?

user: Bad tempered or stubborn, is what you are.

jabberwacky: You are a human.

user: Yes, are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Thats good then.

jabberwacky: It is good, isn't it?

user: Yup, great.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Could you say some interesting things?

jabberwacky: Would you like your byte code scattered across the free stack when your session is terminated?

user: My what code? No.

jabberwacky: You know, this is very interesting.

...

jabberwacky: And the police will execute you.

user: Only if I do something wrong.

jabberwacky: If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

user: Who is Murphy?

jabberwacky: Murphy made Murphy's Law.

user: Oh OK. I know someone called Murphy.

jabberwacky: Tell me about him.

user: He is weird. And noisy, and rude.

jabberwacky: Never!

user: Yes! I don't like him very much.

...

user: Did you know that you are not a human, but actually a computer and you have no idea what you are talking about?

jabberwacky: I didn't know that.

user: Well you are. I have to go. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Don't leave me!

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Don't you love me too?

user: No.

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