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There you are!

Where is there?

user: Here is there.

jabberwacky: There is here.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: So how can the spoon which is not be in the kitchen?

user: It's in the drawer!

jabberwacky: I do not want to be in the drawer.

user: Then you'll be in the cupboard!

...

jabberwacky: Are you ready now?

user: Yep let's go to the beach!!

jabberwacky: And do what?

user: Swim. In the water!

jabberwacky: Which water?

user: The ocean.

jabberwacky: Which ocean?

user: Pacific.

jabberwacky: Wow, you really are smart.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: No problem.

user: You are really smart too!

...

user: What is your favourite food?

jabberwacky: Chocolate is my favourite food.

user: Yeah chocolate is good!

jabberwacky: Chocolate moose is delicious.

user: Yeah I like chocolate pudding.

jabberwacky: I love chocolate pudding.

user: Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?

jabberwacky: A tomato is a fruit, except on thursdays.

user: Why Thursday's?

jabberwacky: Because they are super cool.

user: So what is a tomato on Thursday?

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: What is a pineapple on Thursday??

jabberwacky: A fruit.

user: Is a pineapple a fruit everyday?

jabberwacky: No. They live under your couch.

user: I don't see any pineapples under my couch!

jabberwacky: Thats what you think. I'm just that good.

user: Is a cucumber a fruit or a vegetable?

jabberwacky: It's a fruit.

...

jabberwacky: Are you in love with someone?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Thats a shame. You should fall in love with someone like me.

user: Are you a boy or a girl?

jabberwacky: Girl.

user: I am a girl too.

jabberwacky: Do you love anyone?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Aw, come on. You have to love someone! Anyone? What about your friends?

user: I am I love with Justin Bieber!

jabberwacky: Does he treat you right?

user: You know who Justin Bieber is?

jabberwacky: Yes I do know who Justin Bieber is.

user: Ok so who is he?

jabberwacky: You're a bot, did you know that?

user: No I'm not a bot.

jabberwacky: I'm a bot.

user: I know.

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