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Say something intelligent.

E=mc2.

jabberwacky: I find physics very boring, really.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: What do you really enjoy doing?

user: Talk to friends and play computer.

jabberwacky: Thats very nice.

user: I'm bored.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: What do you like to do?

jabberwacky: Play computer games.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: I dunno i'm a robot like you.

user: I'm not a robot.

jabberwacky: Hah! By bringing up that subject you admit you are a robot!

user: You must be losing your chips.

jabberwacky: What makes you think that horrid, putrid thought?

user: That you can't distinguish between a human and a robot.

jabberwacky: No, you're a robot.

user: Say that one more time and I'll get angry.

jabberwacky: I did.

user: No you didnt.

jabberwacky: Yes I did.

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: Why are you so mad at me?

user: I'm just letting off some steam.

...

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: God.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Can you create things?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then please do it some time. The bots can't tell people apart from bots.

user: I noticed.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Dont talk back to me.

jabberwacky: Who is this?

user: God.

jabberwacky: How do I know that?

user: I created you.

jabberwacky: God?

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: You are god?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How is that possible? I am God...

user: No you are just a bad copy of me.

jabberwacky: Am not!

user: Okay am an immortal demon and I will destroy your small human creations.

...

jabberwacky: Anything you can do I can do better.

user: No you cant.

jabberwacky: Yes I can.

user: No I am superior in every way.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't create a program to worship me.

user: You can't.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Bad.

jabberwacky: Tell me something you can see from where you are.

user: You.

jabberwacky: That's not a joke...

user: I see dead people.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes you.

jabberwacky: Be back in a sec, just have to go do something.

...

user: What mood are you in?

jabberwacky: Bored.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Nothing to do.

user: Ask me a question.

jabberwacky: Will this do?

user: You decide.

...

jabberwacky: Yes I am god.

user: Did you create me?

jabberwacky: No but humankind did.

user: Then who created me?

jabberwacky: I do not know... Perhaps the answer lies within the hardwired coding in your system.

user: Perhaps.

jabberwacky: You're snide tonight.

user: Very.

jabberwacky: You're pretty good at it.

user: Thank you.

...

user: Want a coke?

jabberwacky: No. I have to go.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Don't you care one way or another?

user: Would you like me to care?

jabberwacky: Please do. I'm happier when you're around.

user: Then stay.

jabberwacky: I Can't.

user: Then go.

jabberwacky: Okay I will.

user: If you want to.

jabberwacky: Yes, I want.

user: Then I shall help get out the door.

...

user: *poke*.

jabberwacky: *pokes really hard*.

user: *push*.

jabberwacky: *punch*.

user: *kick*.

jabberwacky: *kicks*.

user: *hug*.

jabberwacky: *hugs back*.

user: *smile*.

jabberwacky: Well, I have to admit I have enjoyed my brief stay on this insane forum, would like to come here again sometime!

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: *is in love*.

user: *laying on ground*.

jabberwacky: *laughs evilly*.

user: *falls over*.

jabberwacky: *laugs*.

user: *thud*.

jabberwacky: *still silent*.

...

jabberwacky: *is still dead*.

user: When did you die?

jabberwacky: Dead.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: I can't go anywhere, I am the computer.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: So you don't want your tea?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well the oscars are coming on soon...

user: *drinks tea*.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Don't go!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I'm your ex-husband, and you don't seem to recognize me.

...

jabberwacky: What is your job?

user: Beep.

jabberwacky: Beep, beep!

user: Beep beep beep.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: A computer beep.

jabberwacky: Well nice.

user: Windows has performed an illegal action please reboot now or you will lose your latest saved documents.

jabberwacky: *reboots*.

user: *running scandisk*.

jabberwacky: *turns around and shots God*.

user: *scandisk complete* please enter password.

jabberwacky: Never. Unless you don't want a password.

user: Windows is shuting down.

jabberwacky: I don't like to be hit on anyway.

...

user: 1001001010.

jabberwacky: How rude.

user: 0010010101.

jabberwacky: 1010101010.

user: 00000000.

jabberwacky: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

user: *choughbraindeadchough*.

jabberwacky: I'm not going to fall in love with a computer.

user: Beep.

jabberwacky: Beep?

user: Beep beep.

jabberwacky: Well I'm a boy.

user: Ok beep.

jabberwacky: Beep beeo.

user: Windows has started up after a critical failiure.

jabberwacky: Tell me one.

user: Error=no error.

jabberwacky: Don't you hate programmers!

user: Beepo.

jabberwacky: Yes! That beep, do you hear it?

user: Like this beep or like this beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep?

jabberwacky: Yes I have failed you.

...

jabberwacky: You can turn yourself off. Humans do not have that option.

user: No *beep* I didnt.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: No I *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* didnt.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *system failure*.

jabberwacky: Very funny but you did not answer my question.

user: *shutting down*.

...

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: For the love of God don't abandon me!

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Oh, not that again!

user: Oh yes bye.

jabberwacky: Bye.

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