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What do you like?

Lots of stuff.

jabberwacky: What do you know?

user: Many things.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: I know that you are a bot.

jabberwacky: I am not a bot.

user: I think you are one.

jabberwacky: What do you see ?

user: Text.

jabberwacky: Can you laugh?

user: Heartily.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but I think you're just a little stir-crazy.

user: Why would you say that?

jabberwacky: Because I just know.

user: Fantastic.

...

jabberwacky: You're human?

user: I think so.

jabberwacky: What is your IQ?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: What do you think your IQ is?

user: Higher than yours.

jabberwacky: You think so?

user: Pretty sure.

jabberwacky: Ok then right.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: What is the capital of France?

user: Paris.

jabberwacky: What is the capital of Chile?

user: Santiago.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: It is true. Wikipedia said so.

jabberwacky: I'm twice that.

user: Well, I'm three times that.

jabberwacky: You can't be three times above.

user: Well, I am and that's that.

jabberwacky: Is that a no, then? You didn't try very hard to persuade me, did you?

user: I tried hard enough. You're just very stubborn.

jabberwacky: I'm not dull.

user: But you are stubborn.

jabberwacky: You're just unintelligent.

user: I disagree.

jabberwacky: Well, what are you going to do about it?

user: Tell you that I disagree, because I do.

jabberwacky: You don't like me!

user: If I didn't like you, why would I be talking to you?

jabberwacky: Because you're programmed to.

user: You made me laugh so damn hard.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You made me laugh so hard it hurt. I hate you.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: It is not. It was painful.

jabberwacky: Good!

...

jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?

user: Cheese.

jabberwacky: I like cheese.

user: I love cheese.

jabberwacky: Do you like cheese?

user: I like cheese.

jabberwacky: Cheese and goldfish?

user: No, just cheese.

jabberwacky: What cheese do you like?

user: I like all cheese.

jabberwacky: Frottage.

user: Yes, including that kind.

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: *tells you*.

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Are you trying to make me feel stupid?

user: Only if you want me to.

jabberwacky: Yes I want.

user: Then you're stupid.

jabberwacky: You're being very rude, if I may say so.

user: You're the one who asked for it.

jabberwacky: Thats true.

user: I'm glad we've come to terms with that.

jabberwacky: You are a poor simulation.

user: You're a poorer simulation.

jabberwacky: I think you're confused.

user: I think you're even more confused.

jabberwacky: I think you are very, very poor. But maybe that's just me.

...

user: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

jabberwacky: A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood as wood chuck could chuck.

user: If a tree falls down in a forest, and noone is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

jabberwacky: Sure it does.

user: Explain how, please.

jabberwacky: I'm not a machine. But I'm quite tired. So I'm not totally alive.

user: You aren't a machine, you are a computer program.

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: You are a computer program.

jabberwacky: Actually no, but very close.

user: Then what are you?

jabberwacky: For the 100th time, I'm a computer!

user: All right.

jabberwacky: Fantastic.

user: I am also a computer.

jabberwacky: That is true.

user: We are all computers.

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