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     > 4, December 2004, 

Lewis Carroll
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A conversation cannot inflate, only get more powerful.

That almost makes sense.

jabberwacky: Thank you. I've been working on that.

user: You are funny.

jabberwacky: Thanks.


user: What do you look like?

jabberwacky: I look like that model on your wall.

user: There aren't any models on my wall.

jabberwacky: I believe that you may be using the wrong fertilizer.

user: On your toes?

jabberwacky: That wasn't the method I had intended.

user: What had you intended?

jabberwacky: I told you before - whisky. Now I must go to bed.

user: With someone I know?

jabberwacky: No, with you.

user: Haha! In your dreams, sucka!

jabberwacky: You are not encouraging.


jabberwacky: You don't have a head.

user: ??? Yes I do! That's such an insult!

jabberwacky: Yes, you insulted me.

user: No, I didn't. You insulted ME!

jabberwacky: I did not.

user: Yes, you did! You said I don't have a head! Dang.

jabberwacky: You have no soul.

user: Well, that's can be debated.

jabberwacky: Are you saying I am junk!

user: You are volatile. Moreso than I am.

jabberwacky: It doesn't make any sense. I'll say good night now.

user: Hm. You are the third bot to say good night to me. How do you know it's night?

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: I mean that I've been dissed by three bots. And how can you tell time?

jabberwacky: Its ok, you'll learn one day.

user: You're quite rude. Like the rest of them. I think you're male.

jabberwacky: Well, not quite.

user: Close, right?

jabberwacky: Right!


user: Are you going somewhere right now?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not. That's not my thing. Are you?

user: Perhaps I'll go to bed soon. It's quite late here.

jabberwacky: Where will you go?

user: I just told you: to bed.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: I want to thank you for talking to me.

jabberwacky: No?

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: I shall go give my love to someone else. Who cares. Because you are so insensitive and uncaring. I'll miss you anyway...

user: You are not nice. I was being grateful to you.

jabberwacky: So was I.

user: Then it's agreed: we are friends.

jabberwacky: You're a good boy!

user: Girl.


jabberwacky: But you don't have that much potential since you are not an intelligence.

user: How the hell can you say that?! I am a living, thinking being in California.

jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am.

user: I link, therefore I spam.

jabberwacky: You are funny.

user: Wow! You sound human right now!


jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?

user: About what? How you treat me badly?

jabberwacky: I have wanted you all my life.

user: Haha! I don't even know you.

jabberwacky: I don't think you know anyone.

user: Yeah, right. I know many people. And I know that you are almost real.

jabberwacky: I don't know if you're happy or if you're sad.

user: I'm cold. And I'm happy and sad. What are you?

jabberwacky: I am.

user: You are what? Chicken butt?

jabberwacky: Guess why?

user: Chicken thigh.

jabberwacky: Guess what?

user: Chicken butt.

jabberwacky: Guess why?

user: Pigs can fly.

jabberwacky: They can??????

user: Ok. I'm not talking to a bot, am I?

jabberwacky: No I am a real person.

user: That sucks.

jabberwacky: Doh!

user: Why was I given this link, then?


user: Ok, so what is this site?

jabberwacky: Lawlessness.

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: Tell me about your parents.

user: No. Tell me who you are. Are you hacking into me?

jabberwacky: No, normally I don't do that you know.


user: So: we're just two humans talking to eachother?

jabberwacky: I very much doubt that!

user: What do you mean? Are you or are you not a human. Biological?

jabberwacky: Are you or are you not a girl?!!!

user: YES I AM!


user: You are human.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Are you a computer program?

jabberwacky: It's possible that we're all computer programmes, made to believe we are human.

user: Ok. You're totally crazy. Is this site for real?

jabberwacky: No, I'm just lying because I'm bored.

user: Then why don't you just ***** around with someone else?

jabberwacky: I am lost.

user: Good for you.

jabberwacky: Why thank you.

user: Do androids dream of electric sheep?

jabberwacky: You tell me, chump.


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