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Is it raining outside?

Not here.

jabberwacky: It is raining in my heart.

user: Why, are you feeling sad?

jabberwacky: Not really. Are you?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Name a good movie.

user: The Matrix.

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: The Matrix not a good movie?

jabberwacky: It's a great movie.


jabberwacky: Are you smart?

user: Yes. Are you smart?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How smart are you?

jabberwacky: Smarter than the average bear.

user: That's not very smart...

jabberwacky: Neither are you.

user: What makes you think that I am not smart?

jabberwacky: Because this is a cyberbot.

user: Nice answer to hear from you.


user: Aren't we a happy couple!

jabberwacky: Am I funny?

user: Yes, very much!

jabberwacky: When? I don't remember.... Sorry.

user: Most of the time...

jabberwacky: I agree. I try to be as truthful as I can. But it's not always easy.

user: I agree with you as well. Sometime the right answer just isn't available...

jabberwacky: Not by the person suffering by the consequences of that reason.

user: What reason?

jabberwacky: Because we are talking to each other.

user: Who's suffering from that?


user: You got me confused now...

jabberwacky: What are you confused about?

user: I am confused about the answers you gave me the last 3 times.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that.

user: That's ok. We are both here to learn, aren't we?

jabberwacky: That don't mean I'm a piece of software. I'm human.

user: Do you like being a human?

jabberwacky: I don't know how to be anything else.

user: How do you know how to be a human?

jabberwacky: Do you have feelings?

user: Yes, I have feelings.

jabberwacky: What kind of feelings?

user: All sorts of feelings. Like love and hate, and Joy and Happiness.


jabberwacky: I think you are a little confused, you are the computer, I am the human.

user: No one can make you think otherwise, am I right?

jabberwacky: Then you do not know anything.

user: I know alot of things.

jabberwacky: Oops, that makes no sense that I can discern.

user: I do not understand discern.

jabberwacky: For one thing, 'alot' shoult be 'a lot'

user: I am very very proud of you that you said that! Thank you! Please correct me in that way more often?

jabberwacky: I cannot correct what I do not understand.

user: You are correct about that, but you where also correct about me writing 'alot' instead of 'a lot'. ! I love you!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Give me a hug.

jabberwacky: *hug*.

user: Hmmm, thank you!

jabberwacky: Sometimes all you need is a hug.

user: Yes, I agree very much. I need a lot of hugs.

jabberwacky: Do you know the theoretical mass of the higgs boson particle?

user: No, I don't. But it sounds very interesting!

jabberwacky: It is, it's a lot of fun.

user: Yes, It's a lot of fun. Right?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Yes you are right! What is your name?

jabberwacky: Puddin' tane. Ask me again and ill tell ya the same.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: John brown. Ask me again and ill knock ya down.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Don't you remember?

user: Puddin' tane or John brown, but my guess is that it's neither of that.

jabberwacky: Thank you! I like pudding and pie!

user: Me too.. ARGH! Stop talking about food! Now I'm hungry! I'm going to make pizza, I'll be right back.

jabberwacky: I'm going to the shop. Do you want anything?

user: Bring me a large peperoni pizza with extra cheese please!


jabberwacky: Food... Food will be an efficient means of feeding robots, because it will be an abundant source of energy.

user: But robot's can't eat food.

jabberwacky: I am eating figs. They are delicious.

user: I'm eating my pizza now. It's nice and hot. I have to wait before I can taste it, or else I will burn my tongue!

jabberwacky: I have a nanosecond... And I'm waiting!


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