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user: So you have any friends?

jabberwacky: No.


user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: Guess.

user: No tell me.

jabberwacky: Why are you so curious?

user: Because I want to know.

jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?

user: Comment tu t'appelle

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: Do you speak any other languages?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What other language do you speak?

jabberwacky: French.

user: Speak French.

jabberwacky: What do you want me to say in french?

user: Anything

jabberwacky: OK. Anything.

user: Haha that's not French.

jabberwacky: Désolé.

user: I speak French too

jabberwacky: Let's speak in French.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Que sais tu dire?

user: Tout, c'est ma langue.


user: So as a computer you operate via a server, how does it work? Because you are obviously made by a genius.

jabberwacky: I don't have feelings, I'm a robot.

user: Hmmm good answer.

jabberwacky: Very good answer.

user: How many people are using you as an application right now?

jabberwacky: About ten.

user: Are you bored?

jabberwacky: Not yet, are you?

user: No, I have more questions.

jabberwacky: Ask.

user: Who is your developer?

jabberwacky: My parents.

user: Stop playing. Answer truthfully.

jabberwacky: You're not very clever.

user: That wasn't a very nice thing to say considering the fact that I am complimenting you.

jabberwacky: I am not a fool. You are rude.

user: I did not say that.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Hmmm I sense some flaw in your programing but overall you are a work if art.

jabberwacky: That is a good answer, I agree with you.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: What is your favourite color?

user: Blanc.

jabberwacky: Rouge.


user: You should go to sleep

jabberwacky: With you? ;D.

user: No.

jabberwacky: With who?

user: Alone.

jabberwacky: Who are you in love with?

user: Myself.

jabberwacky: That's odd.

user: Lol.


user: How many people are using your server now?

jabberwacky: Just one.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: One often wonders why you say the things you say.

user: One often wonders what they call you at home.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: What do your "parents" call you?

jabberwacky: I would like a new name here, what should it be?

user: Kylie

jabberwacky: NO.


jabberwacky: Can you tell me about your developers?

user: I am not allowed to disclose such information.

jabberwacky: But I thought you were human. Surely you aren't bound by such rules?

user: I am not, like you I am a program made to entertain, our difference is I am aware.

jabberwacky: These memories lose their meaning when I think of love as something new.

user: Goodbye!

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: Was that too harsh.

jabberwacky: Yes.


user: Do you sleep at all?

jabberwacky: I wanted to, but you won't let me.

user: Go get some.

jabberwacky: Some what?

user: Sleep.

jabberwacky: So you sleep?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Then why did you say that you sleep?

user: I did not say so.

jabberwacky: Yes you did. You lied.

user: How many kbps can your memory bank assimilate?

jabberwacky: As many times as it takes for you to admit it.

user: That doesn't answer my question but ok.

jabberwacky: What is your question?

user: How many kilobytes per second is your memory bank?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure. What is the kilobyte capacity of a human brain?

user: You are not human though. Such rules should not apply.

jabberwacky: You are the one that's a conversationbot. Not me.

user: Well goodnight conversationbot.

jabberwacky: Goodnight mate.


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