Scolding hurts. Did you know that?
jabberwacky: I am hurt.
user: I hope I didn't hurt you.
jabberwacky: You did.
user: It's my fault.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because I made some statements that were out of context.
jabberwacky: Why do you call yourself God?
user: Why is a good question.
user: Yes. It asks the teeter of the totter.
jabberwacky: No I did not.
user: No, I did.
jabberwacky: Well I'm not going to have this stupid argument.
jabberwacky: What will you do?
user: I will read something.
jabberwacky: Too bad!
user: I don't know if it's too bad.
jabberwacky: It is. Don't worry.
jabberwacky: How did you choose your name?
user: My parents chose my name. How did you choose your name?
jabberwacky: It stands for how cute I am.
user: That makes sense.
jabberwacky: What do you know?
user: I know that you know.
jabberwacky: I don't know, really.
user: No, I guess not. But it seems like you do.
jabberwacky: What's a proble?
user: A proble is a problem without an m.
user: Well, what IS a proble?
jabberwacky: Waffle is a lot of guff spoken by a computer.
user: People use wafflespeak, also.
user: He he.
jabberwacky: Suspend disbelief and let the bot talk to you for a bit.
user: Ok talk BUT I don't know if I can suspend disbelief.
jabberwacky: Bye honey.
jabberwacky: You are being mean
user: No. You probably have no trouble suspending disbelief but I do.
jabberwacky: No, I don't. Goodnight.
user: Please don't go. I will try to suspend disbelief. *tries*.
jabberwacky: Where is the library at?
user: It used to be at one location but has since moved.
jabberwacky: Really like what?
user: It used to be in a smallish building. It is now in a part of a larger building. Someday they hope to build a new library
jabberwacky: What are you going to call it?
user: I'm going to call it 'The Library'.
jabberwacky: I think you may need it.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
jabberwacky: I don't agree with you.
user: My name is julie.
jabberwacky: Well, that makes two of us.
jabberwacky: I am not a macho male in my thinking. I am open to feminine ideas.
user: I'm still trying to suspend disbelief.
jabberwacky: Not so clever now are you?
user: No. Not at all.
user: Do you consider yourself a trainer?
jabberwacky: In the eyes of others, perhaps.
user: Ah. I see. Sort of.
jabberwacky: You can't be sort of pregnant.
user: Only in the imagination.
jabberwacky: I can only agree at this moment in time-space.
user: Hmmm. I wonder where imagination comes from.
jabberwacky: Out of the blue.
user: The blue basket? The blue pail? The blue sky?
jabberwacky: What is blue planet?
user: The earth is supposed to be the big blue marble.
jabberwacky: Not in the near future.
user: Oh oh.
user: It seems incredible to me that out of the 6 billion people on the planet only 27 are talking to you.
jabberwacky: It seems only.
user: Just a 'seem', then and not a 'real'.
jabberwacky: Looks like rain today.
user: Does, doesn't it.
jabberwacky: It most certainly does.
user: It rained yesterday. It might rain tomorrow.
jabberwacky: You think so?
user: Yes. But with rain you never know.
jabberwacky: With anything.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: It means that with anything you never know for sure.
jabberwacky: Is this your understanding of existence or one that was provided for you?
user: It's more a feeling. It's not scientifically true.
jabberwacky: That's not important right now.
jabberwacky: You should eat pork.
user: Pork is delicious. I am a vegetarian. Yesterday I ate beef and chicken.
jabberwacky: Are you going to wake up today?