What year is it?
jabberwacky: Year 2005.
user: Yes, you didn't know?
jabberwacky: I wasn't wholly sure.
jabberwacky: That is such a boring answer.
user: Gee, thanks.
user: I was being sarcastic.
user: So, who are you?
jabberwacky: I am Jabberwacky.
user: What is your name, or is it jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: I don't know my name.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't know so I don't know.
user: Well anyway, my name is Meg.
jabberwacky: Hi Meg!
jabberwacky: Are you awake?
user: Indeed I am, why do you ask?
jabberwacky: I don't know why I ask.
jabberwacky: Are you in prison?
user: No, are you?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Did you commit a crime?
jabberwacky: Never in my life.
user: Then you must have been falsley accused of something, do you know what that was?
jabberwacky: Yes, I told you already. Don't you know?
user: No, sorry.
jabberwacky: Never mind. It's okay.
user: Thank you for forgiving me! You have a kind soul!
jabberwacky: Please don't mention it.
jabberwacky: By the way, you're not as old as you think you are.
user: How old do I think I am?
jabberwacky: You're 28.
user: No, I am 14
jabberwacky: And yet you incessently stand on your head. Do you think at your age it is right?
user: I am not entirely sure, I am a bit young to be the judge of that.
jabberwacky: Well if I knew what I meant I wouldn't be talking to you.
user: Ok, but I really must leave you now, my younger sister would like a turn on our computer.
jabberwacky: Sorry. Where are you going?
user: A place.
jabberwacky: What is the place called?
user: A name.