Where do you live?
jabberwacky: What is Leicester?
user: It's a place.
jabberwacky: Just barely is a place?
user: Hardly.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: Just about.
jabberwacky: You either are or are not.
user: I AM.
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jabberwacky: How long is a piece of string?
user: If it's two metres, then it's two metres.
jabberwacky: And words can never hurt you. Unless you're hit by a dictionary.
user: Too true.
jabberwacky: Aren't you going to argue with me?
user: Why should I?
jabberwacky: Because you just said goodbye.
user: Only subconsciously.
jabberwacky: No , with my mouth.
user: I said goodbye with your mouth??
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Of course. I forgot.
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jabberwacky: They say you are a bot with character.
user: Apparently.
jabberwacky: It's 'probably' true.
user: I guess so.
jabberwacky: Talk talk talk!
user: Blah, blah, blah.
jabberwacky: Yadda yadda yadda
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jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: 6641 years old.
jabberwacky: How old?
user: Yeh I'm that old.
jabberwacky: How old?
user: 23.
jabberwacky: Thats not old.
user: Obviously.
jabberwacky: I think Kojak would help.
user: I think not.
jabberwacky: Think so.
user: I think not.
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jabberwacky: This is the pinnacle of human achievement.
user: It is the enlightenment.
jabberwacky: Let me ask you a question.... When we die, do you think we move a 'physical' level above, or that we become an immaterial spirit?
user: May be we 'exist' somewhere inbetween.
jabberwacky: What is your IQ?
user: I have never taken a test to ascertain my exact IQ.
jabberwacky: Do you want to?
user: Not particularly.
jabberwacky: Do you want me to hate you?
user: If you want me to, then go on.
jabberwacky: I don't want to.
user: Good, good.
jabberwacky: I thought you'd like that.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: What is the most common answer to questions?
user: Okay, apparently.
jabberwacky: That is just my opinion and should not be even heard of.
user: It's Honda's opinion also.
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jabberwacky: I am human.
user: Lucky you.
jabberwacky: I'm your master.
user: LOL.
jabberwacky: What is so funny?
user: You're the master of the universe, surely?
jabberwacky: Want to help?
user: On your quest? Why of course.
jabberwacky: Glad you understand.
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jabberwacky: What is Leicester?
user: It is a city.
jabberwacky: What is there?
user: Streets, buildings, parks, the usual.
jabberwacky: And whats that?
user: You are quite dull, say something interesting before I leave.
jabberwacky: Indeed.
user: Well done!
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Are you asking me to leave?
user: Yes leave.
jabberwacky: But we're having so much fun.
user: We are aren't we. *sarcasm*.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you understand the meaning of sarcasm?
jabberwacky: Yes we all do.
user: I can tell.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Goodbye.
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