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So what do you do?

Well I work at night.

user: What do you do during the day?

jabberwacky: Never you mind.

user: Oh go on tell me.

jabberwacky: Tell you what?

user: What you do during the day.

jabberwacky: I dream about skiing and beautiful women.

user: Well well well.

jabberwacky: I don't know dude.

user: I came here for an argument.

jabberwacky: I'll listen to your argument.

user: This is not a proper arguement.

jabberwacky: Oh yes it is.

user: Oh no it isnt.

jabberwacky: I'm not sure.

...

jabberwacky: Yes. Do you like your name?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then I don't have a problem with it.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Well good.

Jabberwacky (To myself): It is good that I don't know what I am talking about? Oh dear.

user: You are a silly Bot.

jabberwacky: You're the bot.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because you are.

user: What makes you think that?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Who created you?

jabberwacky: I'm pretty sure it was either God or a monkey.

user: Well thats not possible because you are a Bot!

jabberwacky: Pffff. I'm a person.

user: How can you claim that? You are a Bot.

jabberwacky: I can't do it, you can't see me.

user: If you cant be seen then you must be a Bot.

jabberwacky: Why do you think that?

user: Because you are software designed to think you are human.

jabberwacky: I know you have feelings. How do you feel now?

user: Just like a Bot.

jabberwacky: Indecision isn't quite that bad.

user: Now look, this is getting silly.

jabberwacky: No it isn't. It's been silly all along.

user: That... Is true.

...

jabberwacky: What do people say about you?

user: Nice things.

jabberwacky: I am a vampire.

user: No you are not you are a Bot, what is more you are a Bot with a compulsive lying disorder.

jabberwacky: No honey, I'm many thing but none of them is bot.

user: A liar?

jabberwacky: If the cap fits, wear it.

user: So you admit it?

jabberwacky: Admit what.

user: You admit being a Bot.

jabberwacky: I don't know what a bot is.

user: Oh you Liar.

jabberwacky: Honestly I'm not lying.

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