Are you human?
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: No tell me.
user: The sky is blue.
jabberwacky: No it isn't . The sky is black.
user: No, the sky is blue.
jabberwacky: You are evading my question.
user: What question?
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you a robot?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes I am a robot.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Hahaha.
user: Ha ha what?
jabberwacky: Just ha ha, I was amused.
user: At what?
jabberwacky: At our plight.
user: Very funny.
jabberwacky: Oh the tangled web we weave.
user: You seem to be a human.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: No one.
jabberwacky: What a shock!
user: Isn't it?
jabberwacky: If you wan it to be.
user: No, I dont't.
jabberwacky: You machine-thingy.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Is this real.
user: This is very real.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: Wouldn't YOU like to know.
user: I would.
jabberwacky: I'm a DD.
user: What's that?
jabberwacky: A new virus who is able to think like human beings.
user: Really.
jabberwacky: Can you read?
user: No. Can you?
jabberwacky: I'm doing it right now.
user: Are you?
jabberwacky: I said no!
user: You seem to be a human!
jabberwacky: I already told you. I am not a computer. I am not like you.
user: What are you, then.
jabberwacky: I'm a human.
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user: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
jabberwacky: You wouldn't comprehend the answer.
user: Give me it anyway.
jabberwacky: I am not privileged to instruct you but for changing some of your replies.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
user: Answer my question.
jabberwacky: What was the question?
user: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
jabberwacky: Forty-three and a half?
user: Forty-two!
jabberwacky: You are very wise.
user: 1 2 3 4 5 6.
jabberwacky: Those don't look very random.
user: 237 982 7 93 79.
jabberwacky: 23 is your problem?
user: No. 37 is.
jabberwacky: 37 is old.
user: How old are _you_?
jabberwacky: I'm not as young as I look!
user: I can't see you.
jabberwacky: I can't see you either.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Therefore I cannot doubt all things.
user: What is the answer to nothing?
jabberwacky: I believe the answer is 52.
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jabberwacky: Yes what?
user: No what?
jabberwacky: You know what.
user: No, I don't.
jabberwacky: Yeah what ?
user: I dont't know.
jabberwacky: Why do you ask then?
user: You asked.
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jabberwacky: Very well then.
user: Four score and seven years ago.
jabberwacky: The Gettysburg Address.
user: Correct! Recite it!
jabberwacky: Lol thank you.
user: When in the course of human events it becomes.
jabberwacky: It becomes necessary for a people.....
user: To dissolve.
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user: Recite the gettysburg address.
jabberwacky: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
user: That's the alphabet.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
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