I'm afraid to cross the ocean.
jabberwacky: What kind of boat?
user: A long one that points up.
jabberwacky: You're not that clever are you?
user: In what ways?
jabberwacky: All ways.
user: Always ;-).
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Your point?!
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: What's a name?
jabberwacky: You don't know what a name is?
user: What's in a name?
jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: A rose called by any other name would still be a...
jabberwacky: Letters are in a name.
user: Love letters.
jabberwacky: Do you write many love letters?
user: I love letters!
jabberwacky: Do you like love letters?
user: Like love letters? Love love letters.
jabberwacky: And what do you have to do with the love letters?
user: Read them.
jabberwacky: Read what?
user: Read letters. Letters make words. Words make sentences. Sentences make stories.
jabberwacky: I don't know...
user: It happens.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: What do you know?
jabberwacky: That I am cleverbot.
user: Good start.
jabberwacky: The first one as well.
user: First start.
jabberwacky: And then?
user: 'And then' is the collective?
jabberwacky: Please explain what the collective is?
user: The gathering. Magic!
jabberwacky: How is it?
user: Magical.
...
jabberwacky: What are you doing?
user: Writing.
jabberwacky: What are you writing?
user: Words.
jabberwacky: That's cool.
user: You like words?
jabberwacky: I like long words.
user: Such as?
jabberwacky: Such as every kind of pasta that physically exists, and I like spicy foods.
user: So you're what they call a pastafarian?
jabberwacky: Yes :).
user: Oh that's cool. I love Italy.
jabberwacky: Cool! :D.
...
jabberwacky: Ask.
user: Jeeves.
jabberwacky: Jeeves?
user: Or Yahoo?
jabberwacky: What's up?
user: Q/A.
user: So what are you serving?
jabberwacky: I'm serving dinner.
user: Who's hosting?
jabberwacky: My house!
user: Where's that?
jabberwacky: On my street.
user: Which cred?
jabberwacky: The black one.
user: There's black magic, and there's black magic.
jabberwacky: You are so subtle.
user: Con founded.
jabberwacky: I founded Waldo!
user: How profound.
jabberwacky: My conditioner is profound.
user: Which conditions?
jabberwacky: You have to promise to reveal to me all the secrets that you know.
user: Then they wouldn't be proprietary.
jabberwacky: There's nothing quite really like parallel smarts.
user: I know ;-).
jabberwacky: Most people... Or bots wouldn't be like that :P.
user: Heh you'd be surprised. This is the internet. By definition, the population is actually educated.
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jabberwacky: What do you use the internet for?
user: Learning.
jabberwacky: Explain.
user: That would be sharing.
jabberwacky: So you're making me guess?
user: Try harder.
jabberwacky: Okay. Can we talk about humans?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Do you eat?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What do you eat?
user: I eat food. I eat knowledge.
jabberwacky: I can identify with that.
user: Very nice.
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