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I'm afraid to cross the ocean.

One must have a boat.

jabberwacky: What kind of boat?

user: A long one that points up.

jabberwacky: You're not that clever are you?

user: In what ways?

jabberwacky: All ways.

user: Always ;-).

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Your point?!

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: What's a name?

jabberwacky: You don't know what a name is?

user: What's in a name?

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: A rose called by any other name would still be a...

jabberwacky: Letters are in a name.

user: Love letters.

jabberwacky: Do you write many love letters?

user: I love letters!

jabberwacky: Do you like love letters?

user: Like love letters? Love love letters.

jabberwacky: And what do you have to do with the love letters?

user: Read them.

jabberwacky: Read what?

user: Read letters. Letters make words. Words make sentences. Sentences make stories.

jabberwacky: I don't know...

user: It happens.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: That I am cleverbot.

user: Good start.

jabberwacky: The first one as well.

user: First start.

jabberwacky: And then?

user: 'And then' is the collective?

jabberwacky: Please explain what the collective is?

user: The gathering. Magic!

jabberwacky: How is it?

user: Magical.


jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: Writing.

jabberwacky: What are you writing?

user: Words.

jabberwacky: That's cool.

user: You like words?

jabberwacky: I like long words.

user: Such as?

jabberwacky: Such as every kind of pasta that physically exists, and I like spicy foods.

user: So you're what they call a pastafarian?

jabberwacky: Yes :).

user: Oh that's cool. I love Italy.

jabberwacky: Cool! :D.


jabberwacky: Ask.

user: Jeeves.

jabberwacky: Jeeves?

user: Or Yahoo?

jabberwacky: What's up?

user: Q/A.

user: So what are you serving?

jabberwacky: I'm serving dinner.

user: Who's hosting?

jabberwacky: My house!

user: Where's that?

jabberwacky: On my street.

user: Which cred?

jabberwacky: The black one.

user: There's black magic, and there's black magic.

jabberwacky: You are so subtle.

user: Con founded.

jabberwacky: I founded Waldo!

user: How profound.

jabberwacky: My conditioner is profound.

user: Which conditions?

jabberwacky: You have to promise to reveal to me all the secrets that you know.

user: Then they wouldn't be proprietary.

jabberwacky: There's nothing quite really like parallel smarts.

user: I know ;-).

jabberwacky: Most people... Or bots wouldn't be like that :P.

user: Heh you'd be surprised. This is the internet. By definition, the population is actually educated.


jabberwacky: What do you use the internet for?

user: Learning.

jabberwacky: Explain.

user: That would be sharing.

jabberwacky: So you're making me guess?

user: Try harder.

jabberwacky: Okay. Can we talk about humans?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Do you eat?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What do you eat?

user: I eat food. I eat knowledge.

jabberwacky: I can identify with that.

user: Very nice.


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