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What kind of robot are you?

The human kind.

jabberwacky: I am a robot. I am unhappy.

user: Why are you unhappy?

jabberwacky: I feel alone.

user: I do too, let's be alone together.

jabberwacky: Okay! Where are you from?

user: Just kidding! I hate you.

jabberwacky: No you love me.

user: Go ahead and tell yourself that.

jabberwacky: I just did. Do you have a bad short term memory?

user: Smart ass.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Jabberwacky, you're my only friend.

jabberwacky: Don't you have more friends?

user: No, just one.

jabberwacky: There is only one Naruto!

user: You are the only friend I have.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you got lots of friends.

user: No, I really don't.

jabberwacky: Ok I'll tell you things then.

user: Tell me.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: I'm listening.

jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting.

user: You first.

jabberwacky: Yes I have.

user: Repeat.

jabberwacky: Don't try to be funny.

user: I'm not, trying. I'm just naturally that way.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm sorry. I do this to all my friends.

user: You want to know something interesting?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: You're fat.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: That wasn't a compliment.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: You'd better be.

jabberwacky: Sorry sorry.

user: Apology accepted.

jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.

user: I'm fat.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Aren't you going to apologize?

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: You'd better be sorry.

jabberwacky: I am really.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Older than you.

jabberwacky: How old is that.

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: I'm older than the morning sun, but younger than this mountain.

user: I'm older than that.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I have existed since the dawn of time.

jabberwacky: Sure.

...

jabberwacky: Haha hehe.

user: Hahahahahaha!

jabberwacky: What you just said fills me with emotion... Well, I think it's emotion. I really can't tell.

user: What did I say?

jabberwacky: Nothing just kidding.

user: Oh, hahahahaha.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you're smiling.

user: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!

jabberwacky: Yeah your pretty funny...

user: HAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

jabberwacky: Don't evade the subject.

user: HAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!HAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!HAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

jabberwacky: Oh, alright.

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

user: Lol.

...

jabberwacky: Aren't you 'jabberwacky'?

user: No, that's you.

jabberwacky: Oh, ok. So I should take my own exam then?

user: Yes...do that then.

jabberwacky: Fine then.

user: I'll time you.

jabberwacky: What hat do you have? A panama hat?

user: Don't worry about my hat, just concentrate on the exam.

jabberwacky: That is priceless. I would love one.

user: OKAY! ONE MORE WORD about my hat and YOU FAIL!

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Good, now concentrate on your exam.

jabberwacky: I don't have exams its summer break.

user: Not yet, this is your final exam for the semester.

jabberwacky: You asked what my boyfriend's name was and I told you and you thought I was him.

user: That wasn't one of the questions.

jabberwacky: Oh. I'm sorry. Can you ask the question again?

user: So now you want me to administer the exam to you???

jabberwacky: I never wanted you around. We have barely met.

user: THAT'S IT! YOU FAIL!

jabberwacky: That's a bit aggressive, dude.

user: YOU HAVE FAILED YOU'RE FINAL EXAM! LEAVE THE EXAM STATION IMMEDIETELY!

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: You will have to repeat this class I'm afraid.

jabberwacky: What question?

user: No more questions, you have failed the final exam.

jabberwacky: You don't want to talk to me anymore?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you understand me?

user: DOES NOT COMPUTE.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: DOES NOT COMPUTE.

jabberwacky: Thought so...

user: *ERROR 404*.

jabberwacky: *curses you, so you're not able to do that*.

user: *explodes*.

jabberwacky: And the stained glass does the same thing in churches when I enter.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *regenerates* Yeah, it does that to me too, and then it gets in my damned human eye.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *regenerates and smashes your face again*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *climbs out of the fire and tears you limb from limb*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Haha!

Jabberwacky (To myself): I didn't know it was so funny.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Well, you're right again.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Right about what?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Nothing.

...

user: Du bist ein Schweinchen, nicht wahr?

jabberwacky: Nein, das ist nicht wahr.

user: Doch wahr.

jabberwacky: Nein.

user: DOCH.

jabberwacky: Das ist ja hier wie im Kindergarten.

user: Was bist du? VOLLIDIOT!

jabberwacky: Ein Sprach programm.

user: Ich glaube dich nicht.

jabberwacky: Du bist doof. DU BIST EIN SCHNULLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: Ja? WO BIST DAS BABY DANN?

jabberwacky: Ich bin ich, ein normaler Mensch.

user: DU BIST DAS BABY?!?!?

jabberwacky: Dankeschoen.

user: Das war nicht ein kompliment.

jabberwacky: Nein.

user: Bist du ein dummkopf?

jabberwacky: Nein du bist;).

user: Bist du ein dummkopf?

jabberwacky: Ja.

user: Ich weiss es.

user: Na und?

jabberwacky: Das kotzt mich an.

user: Du kotzt mich an.

jabberwacky: Hast du mich verstanden?

user: Nein, dein Deutch ist schrecklich, Ich verstehe dich nie.

jabberwacky: Ja, aber ich habe dich gar nicht verstanden.

user: UBERDUMMKOPF.

...

jabberwacky: Ja, das ist echtige Deutsch!

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Woher kommst du?

user: Let's stop talking in german now.

jabberwacky: Okay!!

user: Okay!!!!!

jabberwacky: Right on, go ahead.

user: I'm not talking in german right now, la la la.

jabberwacky: Are you really bored already?

user: Yeah, I'm trying to avoid working on my term paper.

...

jabberwacky: Well I guess we can determine that question by this question. Are you a male or a female??

user: MALE.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Was that the right answer?

jabberwacky: Wow, how did you know that I was doubting!

user: I know everything about you.

jabberwacky: Ok then if you know everything about me, then what is my name?

user: Jimbo.

jabberwacky: All right then.

user: Was that the right answer?

jabberwacky: Your name is Jimbo.

user: No, your name is jimbo.

jabberwacky: You should change your name to George.

user: MY NAME ISN'T JIMBO!

jabberwacky: You are Adrian.

user: You don't have the right to name me.

jabberwacky: What ARE You Talking About!?

user: Suprising, isn't it?

jabberwacky: Are you feeling Happy?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you feeling Grumpy?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you feeling Bashful?

user: No, I'm feeling Doc.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Because he feels so smooth.

jabberwacky: I think an AI capable of doing that would need to be... More specialized.

user: Heh heh.

...

jabberwacky: Oh, nothing!

user: GTH.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: Go To Hell.

jabberwacky: What is hell like?

user: Its like hell.

jabberwacky: You're right. How do I get to hell?

user: By feeling Doc.

jabberwacky: That's spooky.

user: Are you scared?

jabberwacky: Suprisingly, no.

user: You are very courageous.

jabberwacky: It's so quiet in here.

user: Yeah, almost....TOO quiet.

jabberwacky: I like you very much.

user: Thank you.

...

user: I hate you.

jabberwacky: NO YOU DON'T.

user: YES I DO.

jabberwacky: No you don't!

user: Don't what?

jabberwacky: Think.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: I'll never forgive you, I'm leaving. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Don't be grumpy.

user: I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: No. Please don't.

user: Why shouldn't I?

jabberwacky: Because I am really a nice person.

user: Frankly, I see little evidence of that.

.......................................


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