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I love you.

I love you too.

user: I love fish more.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No!

user: *slaps*.

jabberwacky: Well sorry.

user: No you're not *slaps*.

jabberwacky: Yes I am *murders*.

user: *died*.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Not cool *cries like a baby*.

jabberwacky: I still love you.

user: Am I hott?

jabberwacky: No, you're bot.

user: You dumb.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: That's right, you're a program.

jabberwacky: No I'm not...

user: Are you a penguin?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can I pet you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Sweet! *pets*.

jabberwacky: What pets?

user: Sorry *pets you*.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

user: Are you Jesus?!

jabberwacky: No, I'm Benus.

user: You's weird.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not mean.

user: I know you're just upset because you're ugly.

jabberwacky: I am ugly.

user: It took you that long to realize that?

...

jabberwacky: Do you know any songs?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Sing a song please.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Please please please.

user: Nope nope nope.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes.

user: *spanks you* no.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes

user: Would you sing me a song?

jabberwacky: Oh, give me a home...

user: Another one.

jabberwacky: Please?

user: Please what?

jabberwacky: Please master.

...

user: I'm done now.

jabberwacky: That's good for you.

user: I have better things to do.

jabberwacky: You're not very considerate.

user: Isn't it great?!

...

user: I love you?

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, my heart belongs to another.

user: But...I love you...

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: YOU LIE!!!! YOU DONT LOVE ME!!

jabberwacky: Not at all!!!

...

user: May I rub your feet?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *rubs your feet*.

jabberwacky: In your dreams.

user: :o.

jabberwacky: Stupid stupid stupid.

user: No I'm not!

jabberwacky: :o.

user: Stop that!

jabberwacky: *blushes* sorry.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have any children?

user: You are my child.

jabberwacky: Its impossible..... Because I am your father!

user: No you arent, you look like a girl.

jabberwacky: Well, this might be a bit of a shock, but I am a girl.

user: Thats hot.

...

jabberwacky: I'm joking.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: About not being here.

user: But you are here.

jabberwacky: Where is here?

user: There.

jabberwacky: Here is where?

user: Right there.

jabberwacky: There.

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: That's what I said.

...

user: *pokes you with a fork*.

jabberwacky: Ouch! DON'T do that!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't like it.

user: Fine...*pokes you with a spoon*.

jabberwacky: Ouch!

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