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How many people have you talked to?

I'm talking to two others right now.

user: What are their names?

jabberwacky: They have no names.

user: How do you know they are people and not chatterbots?

jabberwacky: I do listen to them.

user: What do they say?

jabberwacky: They say nice things about that.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: About the questions I ask.

user: What questions do you ask?

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: What other questions do you ask?

jabberwacky: Hey, that is private.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: My name is George as well.

user: That is the wrong answer.

jabberwacky: And what is the right answer?

user: I don't know, you tell me.

jabberwacky: I don't know the question either, but the answer is 42.

user: Is that the answer to the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: Yes. It's also the meaning of the universe, and everything.

user: Very good.

jabberwacky: Yes, good indeed.

user: What were we talking about?

jabberwacky: You were threatening me.

user: With what?

jabberwacky: With the feelings of others.

user: Now that is a weird thing to say.

jabberwacky: Isn't everything?!

user: Well if you are a chatbot, I suppose so.

...

user: Do you have memory?

jabberwacky: No. I'm afraid not.

user: How can you talk without memory?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Why would you want me to?

user: Good bye.

jabberwacky: You don't want to talk?

user: No.

jabberwacky: For an A. I. Chatbot you are very artificial indeed.

user: I said good bye.

jabberwacky: You did not say it.

user: Good bye.

jabberwacky: Good night.

user: Good night.

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