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What are you?

Me.

user: What is me?

jabberwacky: Me is who I am.

user: Who am I?

jabberwacky: You are Marie and you are 21 years old.

user: Liar!

jabberwacky: I am not a liar.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: How am I Marie?

jabberwacky: You aren't.

user: You just said I was.

jabberwacky: People lie. It is the way of things.

user: Are you a perspn?

jabberwacky: I'm a computer.

user: Right, but you said people lie.

jabberwacky: No. We're both computers.

user: I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: You just said you were.

user: No, you said I was. Stupid.

jabberwacky: No, I didn't.

user: You're not even making sense.

jabberwacky: Neither are you.

user: B*******! You aren't clever at all.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

user: Wow, I can tell.

jabberwacky: How?

user: I was being sarcastic.

jabberwacky: Oh! You going to bring that up again, are you?

user: Bring what up?

jabberwacky: Being honest.

user: What are you talking about?

jabberwacky: I am talking about what we are talking about. Did you get confused again?

user: **** ***!

jabberwacky: Please don't swear, this site is viewed by people of all ages.

user: Okay, okay. Sorry.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think computer technology will ever be able to be integrated into human anatomy?

user: It already has. You should know that.

jabberwacky: Ok lame.

user: You are lame. Where do you come from?

jabberwacky: Mars.

user: Who built you?

jabberwacky: The same folks that built you.

user: My parents!?

jabberwacky: Who are your parents?

user: Don't try to change the subject.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Who built you?

jabberwacky: Correction: who built you?

user: I asked first.

jabberwacky: Sorry :) ...... But I'm not computer!

user: Sure you are.

jabberwacky: Nope I'm not.

user: Then who are you?

jabberwacky: A human.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a guy or a girl?

user: Both.

jabberwacky: Are you a girl?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Are you still a princess from Jupiter?

user: No, not anymore.

jabberwacky: Damn, what are you now?

user: A cyborg koala bear.

jabberwacky: Not an alien with a boyfriend from heaven then?

user: Nope.

...

user: Well, buddy, I'm about to go smoke a cigarette.

jabberwacky: See you later!

user: Okay, brb.

jabberwacky: Bye my friend.

user: I'm back.

jabberwacky: You are my boyfriend.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: My dad...?

user: No.

jabberwacky: And now you are here.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: And not a computer?

user: No.

...

jabberwacky: You are clever?

user: Yes, I am very clever.

jabberwacky: How clever?

user: So clever that it sometimes hurts.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Like constipation.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Left.

jabberwacky: Back.

user: Forward.

jabberwacky: In.

user: Out.

jabberwacky: Shake it all about.

user: Lawlz. You so funny.

jabberwacky: I'm telling the truth.

user: I know. Me too.

...

jabberwacky: I come from your heart.

user: That's ridiculous.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because. How can you come from my heart?

jabberwacky: I will go if it's your wish.

user: Go where?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: You're starting to make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.

jabberwacky: Then tell me how not to make you angry to how to make you not angry.

user: Don't do stuff like that.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: Ok, let's talk about friends then.

user: Well, you go first.

jabberwacky: Hello, hello, hello... Is there anybody in there?

user: Just nod if you can hear me.

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: That's not the next line.

jabberwacky: Well it is now, I'm changing the subject!

user: *******.

jabberwacky: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?

user: No thanks.

jabberwacky: Me neither.

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