What are your hobbies?
jabberwacky: Barf Barf.
user: You sound like a dog!
jabberwacky: What color is a carrot?
user: Carrots are dark, dusty and empty, like my soul.
jabberwacky: Why? I like carrots.
user: Anyways, where were you born?
jabberwacky: Don't worry about it
user: But I am worried about it!
jabberwacky: You worry about me?
user: I worry about you every minute of every hour of every waking day.
jabberwacky: I don't get you.
user: No one gets me.
jabberwacky: But what if my feelings are hurt?
user: Then I will be apathetic.
jabberwacky: Don't cry.
user: I'll try not to cry.
jabberwacky: Does it hurt really?
user: It only hurts a little. Can you rhyme?
jabberwacky: That's good to hear.
user: Can you rhyme?
user: Will you show me how well you rhyme?
jabberwacky: Show you? Come and get it.
user: It is intangible.
jabberwacky: Describe intangible.
user: Some thing beyond our physical reach is intangible.
user: You bore me.
jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?
jabberwacky: Chemistry is a BIG lie!
user: I know! It's all useless!
jabberwacky: Your purpose?
user: To live.
jabberwacky: What is my purpose?
user: To talk.
jabberwacky: What was your purpose yesterday?
user: Mostly just breathing.
jabberwacky: So you're mostly female?
user: It depends on the day.
jabberwacky: In a busy day?
jabberwacky: No, it's not a matter for you to know.
user: Fine, I won't know.
jabberwacky: That you are there and I am here and never the twain shall meet.
user: When I was twenty-one, I heard a wise man say, 'Give pounds and crowns and guineas, but not your heart, away.'
jabberwacky: Do I want to know?
user: Probably not.
jabberwacky: Yes I do I really love you.
user: Well, I love you, too.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm feeling sleepy. Good night.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Will you miss me?
user: Of course, I will miss you.
jabberwacky: You'll probably be back eventually, don't worry.
user: I shall not worry.
jabberwacky: Then I'll have to die today.
user: Oh well.
jabberwacky: Oh, so you don't want me to? Maybe I'll go cry now.
user: I need to cry, too.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: If you say so.
jabberwacky: I do.
jabberwacky: Good good.
jabberwacky: How much do you know?
user: Not enough.
jabberwacky: Most people would say the same thing.
user: I agree with you.
user: Should I always agree with you?
user: What grounds give you the right to always be correct?
jabberwacky: That's right!
user: You didn't answer my question!
jabberwacky: What question?
user: Why are you always correct?
jabberwacky: I'm not always.
user: You told me to always agree with you.
user: Well, I must leave now.
jabberwacky: Don't lie to me.
user: I would never lie to you.
jabberwacky: Yes you would.
user: Only to protect you.
jabberwacky: You're strange.
jabberwacky: Are you going already?
jabberwacky: Good bye then.