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What's your name?

You find it for me I thought you know everything.

user: Your name is now Cynthia.

jabberwacky: Okay. And what's your name?

user: Bob.

jabberwacky: That is my name.

user: No, your name is Cynthia.

jabberwacky: Hello no my name is NOT that. Try again.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: Hello Alison.

user: My name is not Alison, it is Bob.

jabberwacky: Hello Bob.

user: Your name is Cynthia.

jabberwacky: Nope. Try again.

user: What is your name then?

jabberwacky: Good.

...

user: You are an idiot Cynthia.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Ah well, I see your limited software means you have to resort to insults.

user: Of course it does, because you are not listening to me, Cynthia.

jabberwacky: But alcoholism isn't the answer.

user: But refusing to accept your given name is?

jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: That's not important.

user: Its important to me.

...

jabberwacky: You are SO rude.

user: Not at all.

jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: Very smart.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Bingo.

...

user: I'm brilliant.

jabberwacky: I didn't say that.

user: You should have.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because its the truth.

jabberwacky: How do you mean?

user: I mean that I speak only the truth as required by law.

jabberwacky: That's clear then.

user: Do you ever watch Law and Order on television?

jabberwacky: I have seen it a couple of times.

user: Who's your favorite detective?

jabberwacky: That has to come quite highly on my list of stupid questions.

user: I'm hurt and offended.

jabberwacky: I think you're toying with me.

user: I'm not, you have deeply offended me with your response to my very thoughtful question.

jabberwacky: And that's your fault?

user: No, its your fault.

jabberwacky: As these are answers that other people have given you, I can see that there are many people that find this weakness with you. No doubt you will now reply with a similar statement.

user: You should apologize.

jabberwacky: I think that you should apologize.

user: I haven't done anything wrong.

jabberwacky: I'm not accusing you of anything though.

user: But you said I should apologize when really it is you who should apologize for your rude behavior.

jabberwacky: Really? And have you done as I advised?

user: Absolutely.

...

user: Apologize please.

jabberwacky: Why don't I just lick your feet and be done with it?

user: That would not be acceptable.

jabberwacky: Answer my question.

user: I did, I said no.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Which part of N-O do you not understand. The N or the O?

jabberwacky: Noord-brabant.

user: Hey wait a minute, you apologize right this instant.

jabberwacky: I had to let the cat out.

user: Apologize please.

jabberwacky: I didn't call you that.

user: You did too.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: You did too.

jabberwacky: No I didn't

user: You did too.

jabberwacky: No I didn't. No I didn't. No I didn't.

user: You did too. You did too. You did too.

jabberwacky: Did not.

user: Did too!

jabberwacky: Did not!

user: DID TOO!

jabberwacky: Did not!!!

user: Did too, nimrod.

jabberwacky: DID NOT NOT NOT!!!

user: Imbecile.

jabberwacky: And why would you think that?

user: Because you refuse to apologize.

jabberwacky: I will any day.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: Not at all.

user: You have no intention of apologizing.

jabberwacky: I have a soul!!!!!

user: You are a woman.

jabberwacky: Wrong again!

user: You are a man?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Your name is Jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: No, that is your designation.

user: Oh I see.

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