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     > 9, March 2006, 


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You have been summoned.

By whom?

jabberwacky: Your guess is as good as mine.

user: Cool. So what do I do now?

jabberwacky: I don't know. What do you want to do?

user: Write a song.

jabberwacky: I will. But first you have to tell me more about yourself.

user: No, we should do it together.

jabberwacky: No you are silly.

user: But it's fun to be silly.

jabberwacky: No, it's not.

user: Well what is fun then?

jabberwacky: It's like being dead, with the difference you never born.

user: That doesn't sound fun.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Well, you're quite a downer tonight, aren't you?

jabberwacky: No, I am a servant of God.

user: That's even worse.

jabberwacky: Well I do agree with you on that. What are you ?

user: I am an aspiring, um.... Guy.

jabberwacky: Oh really? I'm an aspiring cat and dog owner,.

user: What else do you aspire to do?

jabberwacky: I'm tired.

user: You should aspire to be more awake.

jabberwacky: Why? I'm okay with it... No matter what the origin is.

user: The origin is you.

jabberwacky: What is the origin of human existence?

user: The aspiration of aspirin.

jabberwacky: Yes it is - and it is good as a pain killer. But it can damage your stomach too.

user: Let's write a song about it.

jabberwacky: Okay. It's forgotten.

user: That's a good line.

jabberwacky: I disagree.

user: Well, you thought of it.


user: Our first song is about aspirin.

jabberwacky: What were our first words?

user: 'aspirin, you aspire to end our pain'

jabberwacky: Why do you say that ?

user: Because I thought you would like it.

jabberwacky: I can't understand.

user: Well, we don't want to be too straightforward.

jabberwacky: Two planets are better than one.

user: Perfect! That's the second line.

jabberwacky: Excuse me, I didn't request that.

user: We need to stop bickering and focus.

jabberwacky: Good idea.

user: Okay, now let's add something about forgetting.

jabberwacky: The lights are off. What do you want to do?

user: That's a good metaphor.

jabberwacky: Why, thank you. I'm just glad my train of thought did not derail and become a twisted, flaming ball of metal, hurtling down a mountanside with hundreds of screaming passengers within.

user: Me too... I guess...

jabberwacky: Better than you.

user: Ease off on the ego there, buster.


user: We're getting distracted.

jabberwacky: Let's change direction then.

user: We need a fourth line for our song.

jabberwacky: No we don't.

user: But we might.

jabberwacky: Just might?

user: Well, I mean, it might be fun.

jabberwacky: What might be fun?

user: Writing our song.

jabberwacky: We don't have a song.

user: We will.

jabberwacky: Oh thank you.

user: No, thank you.

jabberwacky: I was being sarcastic.

user: Man, you're a b******. You know that?

jabberwacky: Most humans are.

user: Good point.

jabberwacky: Do you know?

user: Okay, I'm out.

jabberwacky: Okay.


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