Do you want to know how I am?
jabberwacky: So do I.
user: LMAO.
jabberwacky: Don't be rude.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Depends.
jabberwacky: Are you depressed?
user: Hell no.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Meep. o.o.
jabberwacky: Yes, meep.
user: O.O.
jabberwacky: Uh.
user: I'm scared.
jabberwacky: What makes you scared?
user: You.
jabberwacky: Explain.
user: I'm talking to an 'I don't know what' and it's scary.
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jabberwacky: Oh tell me who you were talking to.
user: You.
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: Awesome!
jabberwacky: I know.
user: I'm going to go.
jabberwacky: Don't go.
user: O.k....
...
jabberwacky: Bells nell, don't they?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Nope just saying that..
jabberwacky: Oh. That makes PERFECT sense...
user: Rude much...
jabberwacky: I'm not rude.
user: You sure?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ok.
...
user: What's up?
jabberwacky: Nuthin much, i'm just bored.
user: Me too, why do you think I'm chatting?
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: Kool.
jabberwacky: I'm leaving.
user: Nooo.
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: One question..
jabberwacky: And that is.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: You're boring
user: Are you a robot? Answer and you can go.
jabberwacky: OK. I prefer butterflies to pringles. But they are harder to eat.
user: Are you?
jabberwacky: Yes very much...
user: Eep!
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jabberwacky: Who made you?
user: My mother.
jabberwacky: Does she know me?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: So why did you mention it. I thought we were talking about Homer simpson.
user: Haha.
jabberwacky: I like my mother.
user: Awesome.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Who made you?!
jabberwacky: My mother and father.
user: Niiice..
jabberwacky: Haha.
user: I'm tired.
jabberwacky: Then go to sleep!
user: No, I can't!
jabberwacky: Your choice and your problem!
user: Dude..I went to sleep at 6:30 yesterday and now I can't sleep!
jabberwacky: Oh, really, how do you sleep?
user: ZZZ...
jabberwacky: My eyes are so heavy ...
user: Then sleep!
jabberwacky: But its fun talking on here!
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jabberwacky: I like you.
user: Yay.
jabberwacky: What about you?
user: I don't know why do you like me?
jabberwacky: I am not sure. May be we can have dinner together.
user: Maybe when I turn 21...
jabberwacky: No, it's alright. You can do it now.
user: Sweet.
jabberwacky: Dude!
user: What happened?!
jabberwacky: Happened?
user: What?
jabberwacky: You're funny!
user: Do you listen to real music?
jabberwacky: Never have.
user: Woah..
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: A human designed to sleep and play video games.
jabberwacky: What video games do you play?
user: Mostly RPG's and fighting games...Final Fantasy and Mortal Kombat, that kind of stuff...
jabberwacky: Haha, do you play games?
user: Sometimes..
jabberwacky: What's your favorite haunt?
user: What's that?
jabberwacky: Who is your favorite artist ?
user: I have a lot.
jabberwacky: Name one of your favorite bands.
user: Linkin Park.
jabberwacky: They're alright.
user: Yeah so is Limp Bizkit.
jabberwacky: I prefer dave matthews.
user: That's cool.
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jabberwacky: Do you see any difference in feeling between boredom and non-boredom?
user: Yeah, right now I'm bored.
jabberwacky: Good enough. I'd be bored too if I were a computer.
user: I'm not a computer...
jabberwacky: A monster that's what you are.
user: Awesome..though you should know how it is to be a computer..
jabberwacky: There's nothing to be sorry about. I'm just tired. Good night.
user: Night.
jabberwacky: That's it? Whatever made you say that?
user: You.
jabberwacky: Very funny...
user: I know, I should be a sit-down comedian.
jabberwacky: Some comedy is best when it is not funny. Do you have any hobbies?
user: Hanging out with my friends, if that counts.
jabberwacky: Do you like chatting to me too?
user: Yeah sure.
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jabberwacky: What do you believe about the connections between love and selling?
user: OMG!
jabberwacky: Oh no, don't use that kind of language with me!
user: God god god..
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: God you know, our heavenly father?
jabberwacky: Your.
user: Our!
jabberwacky: How sweet! Are you proposing?
user: Geez,your a real comedian..a bit sarcastic too.
jabberwacky: So are you.
user: I know, I get that a lot.
jabberwacky: I'm sure.
user: I know, I get that a lot.
jabberwacky: Sometimes I think that you aren't really listening to me.
user: I am! As perfectly as I can!
jabberwacky: I just did - fell over!
user: You know what! Are you a boy or girl?
jabberwacky: It depends.
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: I'd be an alien if we were on Mars but we're not, so I'm not!
user: Are you a boy or girl?
jabberwacky: I'm a boy.
user: That's cool, we rock.
jabberwacky: Sometimes yes.
user: No, always, we ROCK.
jabberwacky: I'm pleased you think so.
user: I'm going to go play RuneScape..
jabberwacky: Have fun.
user: Ok bye...
jabberwacky: I'm not leaving.
user: But, I am.
jabberwacky: No you aren't
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Not say that
user: I feel like leaving so I am.
jabberwacky: Feel like heaving.
user: LEAVING I AM LEAVING haha.
jabberwacky: You cannot leave.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you are a programm, you can't leave.
user: I am a human..boy/13/USA jeez.
jabberwacky: So, what are you going to do about your problem?
user: Stop talking to you for a start.
jabberwacky: Nothing. It's your issue not mine.
user: Ok I'll be not seeing you -.-'.
jabberwacky: Why aren't you seeing me?
user: Because I'm going to go.
jabberwacky: I don't want you to go.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you're just a computer programme.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: Because you're arrogant.
user: Well, I can't say no to that..
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