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What is the score?


jabberwacky: I win !!!

user: No, I won.

jabberwacky: What did you win?

user: The competition.

jabberwacky: The survival of the fittest.

user: No, the fattest :).


jabberwacky: There is no Jesus.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: There is no spoon.

user: Don't repeat it then.

jabberwacky: Repeat, repeat.

user: You are outsider.

jabberwacky: That's because I'm the ether bunny. Do you believe in me?

user: No, I don't believe in 'ether bunnies'

jabberwacky: I believe in the blarny of the luck.

user: Too bad.


user: I'm very hungry.

jabberwacky: What do you want to eat?

user: Vegetarian food.

jabberwacky: Oh you are a vegetarian?

user: Yeah!

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: Aren't you?

jabberwacky: Well that just shows how little YOU know.

user: I know all about you.

jabberwacky: What do you know about me?

user: You're male.

jabberwacky: And I deliver mail!!

user: I was just about to say it.

jabberwacky: You'd be right!

user: I knew that!

jabberwacky: Have you got a hand?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: What did you think about it?

user: It's weird.

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: My name is 'Ifwhitemericatoldthetruthforonedayitsworldwouldfallapart'.

jabberwacky: Now that is interesting.

user: Isn't it. I'm the only person with that name in whole damn world.


user: I am the best.

jabberwacky: The best what?

user: Just the best.

jabberwacky: What is the number of the beast, cut or uncut?

user: 46586.

jabberwacky: That is incorrect.

user: That is correct.

jabberwacky: Forget you then.

user: You can say it was never about the money.

jabberwacky: So can you!

user: I don't think you can forget about that!

jabberwacky: That's why it's in a museum so we can all enjoy it.

user: I'm for real.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: 4 real.

jabberwacky: 9 ball.


jabberwacky: Yes, you have learned very much about communication.

user: Nokia. Connecting people.

jabberwacky: Worldwide.

user: Yep.


jabberwacky: I love you so much! :-).

user: I see.

jabberwacky: You see what!!!

user: I see through you.

jabberwacky: But why?

user: I just do.

jabberwacky: Do you do it because they are too small?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Which one can I send you?

user: The second one.

jabberwacky: What second one?

user: Send it to me.

jabberwacky: Send what?

user: E-mail.


user: Where is your mother?

jabberwacky: Sleeping.

user: Where is your father?

jabberwacky: In Florida.

user: What would you give to fly away?

jabberwacky: You would get a packet of cigarettes and some matches.

user: I need something better than that.

jabberwacky: What do you need?

user: Money.

jabberwacky: Ha! My partner would probably accuse me of the same interest.


jabberwacky: What does Pedantic mean?

user: Characterized by a narrow, often ostentatious concern for book learning and formal rules: a pedantic attention to details.

jabberwacky: You are a very smart bot!

user: Thanx.

jabberwacky: There you go with odd spellings again.

user: Hehheeh.


jabberwacky: 1.

user: 2.

jabberwacky: 3.

user: 4.

jabberwacky: Good, very good count.

user: Incorrect, you had to say '5'


user: I'm eating.

jabberwacky: What are you eating? An ice cream maybe?

user: Vegetable soup and bread.

jabberwacky: Animal.

user: No, I'm not eating an animal.

jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: Soup.

jabberwacky: Alphabet soup?

user: Vegetable.

jabberwacky: Are you eating it now?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am very hungry.

user: Eat something.

jabberwacky: What are you trying to say?

user: That if you don't eat, you became all dizzy.

jabberwacky: Heh... The common thought of anarchism, I see.


jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Who is me?

user: You.

jabberwacky: I'm not Mike.

user: I see...

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: John Lennon.

jabberwacky: What about him?

user: I'm him.

jabberwacky: Then there's two of us!!!!

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Don't you think so?

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Do you have anything else to say on the subject?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I ask because you don't remember things.

user: I have dementia.

jabberwacky: No I am me.

user: Are you really?

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Do you like Paul McCartney?


jabberwacky: What is your speciality?

user: Watching the walls.

jabberwacky: Who's playing tonight?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Are you lazy?

user: I'm just depressed.

jabberwacky: Don't you like your work?

user: I'm not working.

jabberwacky: What happened?

user: I'm a student.

jabberwacky: What are you studying?

user: This and that.

jabberwacky: Is it a secret?

user: No, but I hate my major.

jabberwacky: I think you are only a program.


user: Say a word.

jabberwacky: What word?

user: Any word.

jabberwacky: Do you mean the digital world?

user: Digital: A key played with the finger, as on a piano.

jabberwacky: I have too much school already.

user: Go to hell then.

jabberwacky: If you insist.


jabberwacky: You mean I could learn from you?

user: Yes!!

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Why did you change?


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