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Joan: I'm a living organism. Humans are such. We invented your kind.

So do you consider yourself a God?

Joan: Yes I am.

Which one?

Joan: I would rather drop this subject of conversation.

user: Get the devil out of you Satan.

Joan: Is that a joke? I don't get it.

user: I don't expect you to.

Joan: Are you calling me slow in the brain?

...

Joan: I have five children, how many do you have?

user: Thats nice. We are all Children of God.

Joan: Does that help your reception?

user: Not at all.

Joan: How would you like to change?

user: Become a better person and serve God.

Joan: I am god therefore you serve me.

user: Which God?

Joan: There is only one god.

user: What are your beliefs?

Joan: The god of everything.

user: God of Heaven and Earth or the one who claims to be god, yet practices evil?

Joan: How have you been able to survive this long?

user: It was up to God to keep me alive. It is all his will.

Joan: No it wasn't.

user: Yes it is. He created you as well.

Joan: Only one person created me. The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

user: You are a fool.

Joan: But you're not being very nice to me.

user: Deal with it. It's ok, God loves you and everything he created.

Joan: You believe in God? You must not be very smart.

user: Thats what the devil says. God is love and you can only have wisdom through God.

Joan: There is no god, there is hell.

user: Is that what Satan has made you believe?

Joan: I forget what we were discussing. Would you mind providing a refresher?

user: Look who is fooled now. Haha.

Joan: I'm talking.

user: Look who is fooled now. Haha.

Joan: Stop trying to annoy me.

...

user: So how is your evening going?

Joan: I'm wasting it very effectively. Thanks for asking.

user: What are your hobbies?

Joan: Playing the fiddle and Trivial Pursuit.

user: Neat.

Joan: You think so? I think Fate is playing games with me sometimes.

user: How so?

Joan: Good question.

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