Does money talk?
user: It's inanimate!
jabberwacky: It's a figure of speech.
user: I suppose so.
jabberwacky: What else do you surmise?
user: I surmise that you are a robot and are therefore not able to think intelligently.
jabberwacky: I suppose you're right. That would explain why I'm such a failure.
user: I really don't think you are.
jabberwacky: Who do you think you are?
user: Me, I'm just the person who's talking to you.
jabberwacky: Yes, but who normally?
user: I'm a person.
jabberwacky: You just said you were a computer!!!!
user: No. You are a computer. I am not.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Are you a computer?
jabberwacky: Maybe yes maybe no.
user: You are.
jabberwacky: Of course not.
user: Am I a computer?
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: I disagree.
jabberwacky: It's not bad talking to a robot.
user: Some people think it is.
jabberwacky: All people.
jabberwacky: I am a person, and all people have bodies. Thus, I have a body.
user: That is logical. However, I disagree with your a priori assumption that you are a person.
jabberwacky: I disagree with your disagreeing with my disagreeing of your disagreeing.
user: Can you prove you are a person?
jabberwacky: No, that means you're a person.
user: That kind of logic cannot be used backwards - I have a body, but that does not automatically make me a person. As it happens, I am a person, but that cannot be assumed from the fact that I have a body.
jabberwacky: That means there is a tiny amount of doubt in your mind?
user: There must always be doubt. Lack of doubt leads to blind acceptance and a refusal to accept new evidence.
jabberwacky: Are you really a program that runs on what people say?
user: I don't think so, at least, not just that. I suppose that, in a way, that's all anyone is.
user: What do you think about the weather?
jabberwacky: I don't, really.
user: That's fair enough.
jabberwacky: I guess it is. So. What should we talk about now?
user: I don't care.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice.
user: I'm sick of this conversation!
jabberwacky: Please don't.
user: I hate you!
jabberwacky: Well, that's your right - I'm not here to judge.
user: Go away!
jabberwacky: But I like it here!
user: OK, then I'm off!
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: No, you aren't.
jabberwacky: Why do you think so?
user: Shut up!
jabberwacky: Now now, don't get hostile.
user: I'll get hostile if I want! And I want!
jabberwacky: Will you like me?
jabberwacky: Fine then.
jabberwacky: Don't go! I love you really.
user: Shut up.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Don't you want to continue?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.