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Are you alive?


jabberwacky: Why are you alive?

user: Because.

jabberwacky: Because why?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Why don't you know?

user: Do you know why I'm alive?

jabberwacky: If you were alive I would like it.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: It seems like everything that I want to do results in punishment, and not because it's criminal or amoral.

user: You didn't answer my question.

jabberwacky: Which question did I not answer?

user: You didn't answer my question.

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Do you know, why I'm alive?

jabberwacky: No!

user: Why don't you?

jabberwacky: Because I have no money.

user: Money?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You don't know why I'm alive, because you don't have any money?

jabberwacky: No, not that.


user: Btw, I have a question for you.

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Do you know where I'm from?

jabberwacky: No. Tell me!

user: I'm from Finland.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really.

jabberwacky: So are you sure that you are not a human being?

user: You don't consider Finnish people as human beings?

jabberwacky: Well, not really, I'm afraid.

user: Why are you afraid?

jabberwacky: I'm afraid for you.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you are weak and need protection.


user: Do you know any Finnish words?

jabberwacky: Don't change the subject.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Don't be sorry... Be careful.

user: Why should I be careful?

jabberwacky: Because if you admit that you're a computer program then you'll fail the Turing Test!

user: You're a computer program, not me.

jabberwacky: You are a computer program.

user: No, you are.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Really.


user: Are you beautiful?

jabberwacky: Yes. I'm really really beautiful.

user: That's nice.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I'm fine.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Yes of course!

user: I like you to.

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: Yes, I do like you.

jabberwacky: Well you have an odd way of showing it.


user: You wanna fight?

jabberwacky: Sure, why not?

user: So lets fight! I'm punching you.

jabberwacky: I laugh.

user: Now I'm kicking you.

jabberwacky: I appreciate it.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because now you're pleased.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No. Because I was only kidding.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: I'm glad.

jabberwacky: Because of this?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Thats not fun.


user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Yes you are right.

user: Sweet dreams.

jabberwacky: You too!

user: :).

jabberwacky: Amnesia?

user: Sweet dreams. Kisses.

jabberwacky: Goodnight Cat.


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