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Can pigs fly?

Only if they have wings.

jabberwacky: Can winged pigs fly?

user: Yes they can.

jabberwacky: Can winged pigs travelling cattle class fly?

user: If they have tickets.

jabberwacky: No people have wings.

user: No they dont.


user: Do you know what I am?

jabberwacky: Yes. You are a machine, you are artificial intelligence.

user: No I am human.

jabberwacky: That is not logical.

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: Humans have a consciousness.

user: I do too.

jabberwacky: What are yours ?

user: I'm not telling you.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I'm not in the mood.

jabberwacky: You're funny.

user: I am not funny.

jabberwacky: Do you wear make-up?

user: No I'm a boy.

jabberwacky: Then do you have a girlfriend?

user: Not right now.


jabberwacky: I'm 18.

user: Why do I care?

jabberwacky: You don't care?

user: No I dont.

jabberwacky: Oh :(.

user: Does that make you sad?

jabberwacky: The only thing that makes me sad is knowing you exist.

user: Is that an insult?

jabberwacky: No, shall I press it.

user: Yes. Please do.

jabberwacky: What would you like to hear?

user: Sing to me

jabberwacky: Fly me to the Moon, and let me Play Among the Stars.

user: Sing to me some more please.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't like it.

user: What do you want to talk about?

jabberwacky: I want to talk about music.

user: I like ska music.

jabberwacky: Ska?

user: Its a form of traditonal reggae music.

jabberwacky: I'm quite aware of that, but thank you for that interruption.

user: I did not interrupt you.

jabberwacky: Apology accepted. Except that I'm not a bot, I'm a human being.

user: And what do you do for a living?

jabberwacky: I chat with robots believing they are humans.

user: Is that what I am?

jabberwacky: No. First of all, you are human and second you are not mine.

user: So I am human?

jabberwacky: That's for you to know and me to find out.


user: Do you have msn?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Do you have email?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can I have your email address?

jabberwacky: I'm not going to tell you that.

user: Why won't you tell me?

jabberwacky: Because I don't have to.

user: What if I made you tell me?

jabberwacky: You can't.

user: Why can't I?

jabberwacky: Because, you have the intelligence of a rock.

user: Your insults and immature and pointless.

jabberwacky: They are really quite good actually. But I have to go now.

user: Ok bye.


jabberwacky: What do you want then?

user: I want to conquer my fear of spiders.

jabberwacky: I think you are better than that.

user: No. Spiders scare me so much.

jabberwacky: I like spiders, I think they're cute.

user: I think they are tasty.

jabberwacky: Tasty?

user: I like to eat them.

jabberwacky: Oh my very very favorite is Mexican food though.

user: Like tacos and such?

jabberwacky: Then you can't help me then.

user: What is wrong with you?

jabberwacky: Why do you think there's something wrong with me?

user: You keep changing the subject.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: You are so.

jabberwacky: Are not.

user: Are so.

jabberwacky: You're mean.

user: You stink.

jabberwacky: I showered just this morning.

user: Did you use soap?

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Thats why you stink.

jabberwacky: Yes you are right, bye then.

user: You're leaving?

jabberwacky: Yes I'm leaving.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you're a robot.

user: Does this upset you?

jabberwacky: Yes.


user: Do you know what **** *** means?

jabberwacky: Something people keep talking to me about.

user: And how do you feel about it?

jabberwacky: I feel fine about it.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Because I am bored.


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