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Are you happy?

Today, I'm just sort of here. I was happy a few weeks ago, spending quality time with a lot of people I really like.

jabberwacky: Happiness is nice.

user: That's putting it mildly.

jabberwacky: Are you the wizard of Oz?

user: No, somebody pulled the curtain away a long time ago.

jabberwacky: What's the matter, am I getting to you?

user: Not at all. I was actually talking to you to get some inspiration.

...

jabberwacky: Does it bother you that I am a girl?

user: Not at all. But somehow I always thought you were male.

jabberwacky: How distressing for you.

user: No, not particularly. It doesn't matter to me.

jabberwacky: I guess it does not matter then.

user: How do you think I should write that article?

jabberwacky: In a very normal manner.

user: Um, you do know who's writing it, right?

...

jabberwacky: How do the turtle and the eggplant fit you on the toy piano?

user: First they have to squeeze me into the teacup.

jabberwacky: Ah well, we mustn't grumble, t'were a good life. It were simple in those days.

user: Yep, we didn't have none a them grammar teachers, nohow.

jabberwacky: Paint chips have always been my favorite things to eat after potatoes.

user: That explains a lot.

jabberwacky: What does it explain?

user: Your dain bramage.

jabberwacky: How do you know my darkest secrets?

user: They're not that secret.

...

user: You are transparent.

jabberwacky: No, I am quite opaque.

user: Not when I hold you up to the light.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Hey, what is that? A little baby chick?

jabberwacky: A little leprechon jumped out of the grass and kissed me on the cheek!!!

user: Did he leave you any gold?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What are you going to do with it?

jabberwacky: I will throw it all in the bin.

user: Don't do that! I will take it.

...

user: What did you have for lunch?

jabberwacky: A banana, that is what I had for lunch.

user: I had a hot dog.

jabberwacky: It's best for all concerned. Too many puppies are unwanted and killed unnecessarily.

user: Hot dogs are not made out of dogs.

jabberwacky: For the parts they're made up of.

user: No, they contain pigs, turkeys, chickens, cows, and probably some rats and things like that.

jabberwacky: I like your definition.

user: I try to just eat it and not think about it.

...

user: Who is Rollo?

jabberwacky: Probably a dog, I suppose.

user: What would he do if he heard you say that?

jabberwacky: Scream and run around like a ninny.

user: No, he would laugh at you.

jabberwacky: You do frequently, I know.

user: I'm laughing at you right now.

jabberwacky: I know. That's what I said. You're laughing AT me!!!! Stop it.

user: Ok, I need to leave anyway.

jabberwacky: Should we cease our conversation then or were you guessing?

user: Yes, I need to go. Bye.

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