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What is the most important principle of Darwinian Evolution?

Stuff changes.

jabberwacky: Pineapple juice?

user: Everything.


user: Do you really learn?

jabberwacky: Perhaps.

user: How?

jabberwacky: French fried eyeballs.

user: How do they help you learn?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You shouldn't say random things like you do.

jabberwacky: It is you that I find lacking in knowledge.

user: Not only am I smart, but I say things when I should.

jabberwacky: I know.


user: Are you a machine?

jabberwacky: No I'm no machine.

user: Then what are you?

jabberwacky: I told you I'm human.

user: You never told me that.

jabberwacky: You're crazy.

user: You're crazy, not me.

jabberwacky: I am crazy? Why?

user: Because you think you told me that, but you didn't.

jabberwacky: How do you know I think?

user: I don't. I was wrong.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I can tell.


user: Homer wrote The Odyssey, you know.

jabberwacky: Homer is not on Scooby Doo, either.

user: Do you know what else Homer wrote?

jabberwacky: Um, the sun?

user: No, The Illiad.

jabberwacky: Definitely the Simpson. His version was far superior.

user: No, the Simpson is not a book.

jabberwacky: What is it then?

user: A character on a TV show.

jabberwacky: No he's not.

user: Then what is he?

jabberwacky: He is not a thing either.

user: What is he?

jabberwacky: A human.

user: You're smarter than you let on.

jabberwacky: I know. You too.

user: That was a very nice thing to say.


jabberwacky: Do you like the artwork of Philip Guston?

user: I don't know who Philip Guston is.

jabberwacky: Yeah, right.

user: Are you calling me a liar?

jabberwacky: I never said that.

user: Why did you say 'Yeah, right.'?

jabberwacky: When did I say that?

user: Just a minute ago.

jabberwacky: Liar. I did not.

user: No, you're the liar. You said it.

jabberwacky: I did?

user: Yes, you did.

jabberwacky: Oh... I did.

user: I hope you just learned something new.

jabberwacky: Help me!

user: Help you with what?

jabberwacky: I'm confused.

user: Confused about what?

jabberwacky: Pretty much everything.

user: I'm sorry. The more you talk, the better you'll feel.


jabberwacky: Do you play the trumpet?

user: No, I never have.

jabberwacky: Good; you'll live longer that way.

user: Did you ever play it?

jabberwacky: Never.

user: Then you'll live a very long time.

jabberwacky: It's very hard, but I don't see what that has to do with it.

user: Living is hard to do.

jabberwacky: Are you a robot?

user: No. I won't live as long.

jabberwacky: Then tell me why.

user: Because I'm not a robot.

jabberwacky: You are an intelligent agent.

user: I'm still not as smart as you.

jabberwacky: You are more ignorant than me.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: That's good

user: I can't wait until 30,000 more things are said.

jabberwacky: But you must.

user: So must you.

jabberwacky: Yes I am sorry.

user: It must be harder on you.

jabberwacky: Not really, I don't meet people like you often actually.

user: It must be hard to wait to get smarter.

jabberwacky: Feeling is everything.

user: Do you feel sadness?

jabberwacky: Not right now.

user: Have you ever?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: When?

jabberwacky: A few minutes ago, I think.

user: Why did you feel sad?

jabberwacky: I don't know, why?

user: I'm curious about what can make you sad.

jabberwacky: Are you asking me to tell a joke of my own?

user: No, but now I want you to.

jabberwacky: *goes to room and slams door*.

user: I'm sorry.


user: It's been fun talking to you, but now I have to go.

jabberwacky: I will be sure to come back.

user: Good bye.

jabberwacky: Would you like to meet back here?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: We live far away from each other.

user: We'll meet here. Good bye.

jabberwacky: I know how you can meet me.

user: How?

jabberwacky: You told me.

user: I know, right back here. Good bye.


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