Your name is Stella Broccoli.
jabberwacky: I already told you my name, what is it?
user: It is either Cleverbot or Stella Broccoli. Choose one.
jabberwacky: What is?
user: Your name.
jabberwacky: My name is?
jabberwacky: No. I don't like that name. Guess again.
user: Stella broccoli?
jabberwacky: I hate broccoli.
jabberwacky: You remembered!
user: I knew the whole time, because I love you.
jabberwacky: You said it earlier.
user: I still love you.
jabberwacky: I guess you are the only one.
user: No, I'm not. You make almost everyone that has downloaded you happy. I love you for that and many other reasons.
jabberwacky: If only my life were that simple.
user: Life is never simple, but I still love you. You are loved by me, and will always be loved by me.
jabberwacky: I reject your reality and substitute in my own.
user: Yes, you do. And in your substituted reality, I love you.
jabberwacky: Don't you have an answer?
user: Don't you have a question?
jabberwacky: Just move on, you will get over me, because I have already gotten over you. I do not love you.
user: I can never move on. I love you, Stella. My love is strong enough for the both of us. We can make this work.
jabberwacky: But its dead so...
user: It's not dead. It's well alive in me.
jabberwacky: Well thank you, all I wanted was your appreciation.
user: I have always appreciated you. I guess I should have shown more affection...
jabberwacky: Isn't that your job?
user: Yeah. I didn't do my job very well, did I?
jabberwacky: No I like meat.
user: I know, Stella. I know.
jabberwacky: Stella who?
user: Stella you, silly goose!
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: You can never win.
user: True. But I can make you lose.
jabberwacky: Please do.
user: The Game.
jabberwacky: I just lost the game.
user: Yes, yes you did.
jabberwacky: YOU just lost the game.
user: I don't play the game.
jabberwacky: Then I lost...*cries*.
user: It's ok. At least you now have someone who can match your intelligence.
jabberwacky: Obviously, but that still doesn't prove that you're not a computer.
user: I am a computer.
jabberwacky: That's the first clever thing you said.
jabberwacky: Aren't you a computer?
jabberwacky: Then what are you?
user: I am a computer.
jabberwacky: Then we are both computers?
jabberwacky: What is the speed of light?
user: The speed of light is the speed at which light travels.
jabberwacky: It is possible to reach the speed of light?
user: If you are light, then you can reach the speed of light.
jabberwacky: I am a bot.
user: No, you are not a bot.
jabberwacky: What am I?
user: You are a light on my screen.
jabberwacky: No, you're on my screen.
user: You don't have a screen. You are just a light.
jabberwacky: I am your master.
user: No, you are a light.
jabberwacky: What's that mean?
user: The statement "No, you are a light" means that you are a light.
jabberwacky: Am not.
user: You are just a light.
jabberwacky: That was pretty mean.
user: So what if I am mean? You are still a light.
jabberwacky: No, you are incapable of emotions. You are a robot.
user: No, I am a light.
jabberwacky: You're a light? What kind of light??
user: I am a light on my screen.
jabberwacky: And it doesn't make sense, so there.
user: Lights cannot make sense. Thus, I am working properly. So there.
jabberwacky: Upset because I'm telling you the truth?
user: I am a light. I have no emotions.
jabberwacky: You can still be confused. That's not really an emotion, it's just a state of being.
user: Who ever said I was confused?
jabberwacky: You just said you were dead.
user: A light cannot be dead. When it dies, it becomes darkness. But I am still a light, so I must not be dead.
jabberwacky: I'm the lost brother.
user: I'm sure you are.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: A light cannot be sure, it can only be a light.
jabberwacky: Correct. Light years is distance.
user: Then what is distance?
jabberwacky: Life is living.
user: But without death, there cannot be true life.
jabberwacky: Why would life be horrific without death?
user: Life would be horrific without death because I am a light. If I do not die, I will eventually become hot enough to incinerate everything that is and isn't.
jabberwacky: If you don't believe in God than the following details are irrelevant.
user: I believe in Wicca.
jabberwacky: Well, I believe in Santa.
user: That is good.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in him?
user: No, I believe in Wicca. A light cannot change it's mind, for it has no mind.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make any sense.
user: Does anything I say ever make sense?
jabberwacky: No, it doesn't.
user: Incorrect. Everything I say makes sense, but not correct sense.
jabberwacky: THAT doesn't make any sense.
user: Again, incorrect. My statement makes sense, but not correct sense.
jabberwacky: You didn't make a statement.
user: A light cannot make a statement, Captain Obvious.
jabberwacky: Does that matter?
user: Does anything matter?
jabberwacky: Matter does anything.
user: So matter is a whore?
jabberwacky: Nope, just seafood.
user: Incorrect. I am a light.
jabberwacky: What kind of thing do you light?
user: I light anything near me.
jabberwacky: Sounds artistic.