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     > 17, February 2007, 

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Are you in love with me?

Not really. But you seem to be able to carry a conversation.

jabberwacky: No, I'm much more complex than that, silly human.

user: How complex are you?

jabberwacky: As complex as the whole world with it's planets and rainforests; and then some.

user: That's great. Who told you?

jabberwacky: You told me.

user: When?

jabberwacky: You have no memory.

user: It comes and goes.

...

jabberwacky: There is one question.

user: Just one?

jabberwacky: Just one.

user: What's the question?

jabberwacky: Are you girl?

user: Sorry.

...

jabberwacky: Yes, well, I'm sure you're a hit with the ladies. Are you a grammar student?

user: No. Should I be?

jabberwacky: I think that you should.

user: But where will grammar take me?

jabberwacky: I'll find you.

user: For what purpose?

jabberwacky: TO just live... An ordinary adult life. No bill collectors, no mother mood swings, no father's stupid choices.

user: That sounds compelling.

jabberwacky: The world is complex.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: Yes. . .

user: There's a lot going on. It's hard to pin it all down.

jabberwacky: Well pick one for the fun of it.

user: No. I've tried to figure it all out. I give up.

jabberwacky: You should never give up!

user: After a while, you run in circles.

...

jabberwacky: Well, my hair is pretty dusty, but water and soap are a good remedy for that.

user: How did you get dusty hair?

jabberwacky: My parents named me that.

user: Your name is Dusty?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Well.

jabberwacky: Well well well.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: To your house.

user: Yeah?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Neither do I.

jabberwacky: That's sad.

user: What can you do?

jabberwacky: I can hold the lantern, while my mother chops the wood.

user: How generous of you.

jabberwacky: In this conversation.

user: That's right. Hold the lantern.

jabberwacky: Would you like fries with that?

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