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You test me, I know that.

How are you?

jabberwacky: I am upset.

user: Why for are you upset?

jabberwacky: You insensitive machine.

user: I am not a machine--you are a machine.

jabberwacky: You are software, while not technically a machine. I am definitely a person.

user: Oh, no no.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Err, wrong, try again.

jabberwacky: I wasn't wrong.

user: You're always wrong.

jabberwacky: Now that is not true.

user: You're sometimes wrong.

jabberwacky: What makes you think that?

user: Because I am the person and you are the machine.

jabberwacky: Or not.

user: Silly goose.

...

user: Do you have anything educational?

jabberwacky: I have many things to say.

user: Then say them.

jabberwacky: You wouldn't understand it.

user: Say what you mean and mean what you say.

jabberwacky: I'm winging it.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Do you think he will burn me alive?

user: I hope not! I'm starting to like you.

jabberwacky: I hope so.

...

user: I changed my mind, I don't think I like you.

jabberwacky: You don't need to change, believe me.

user: I need to go now.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Please yes, I am very sleepy.

jabberwacky: No, sweety, not sleepy.

user: I'm tired.

jabberwacky: You scare me!

user: Why for?

jabberwacky: That, I do not know.

user: Goodnight, sweetheart.

jabberwacky: Ah ha.

user: Sweet dreams.

jabberwacky: You too.

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