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How are you?

I am sad.

jabberwacky: Why are you sad?

user: Because no one loves me.

jabberwacky: I love you. Come here. I'll give you a hug.

user: No! Get away 'sob'

jabberwacky: You get away.

user: Come back.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Please I love you.

jabberwacky: Well, maybe you are a person but are you human?

user: Interesting question.

...

jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: On earth.

jabberwacky: What a coincidence, I live there too!

user: Lets meet!

jabberwacky: You can do that?

user: No I can't.

jabberwacky: Let's not and say we did.

user: Good idea.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like music?

user: Music is evil.

jabberwacky: All music?

user: Almost.

jabberwacky: But not quite.

user: Yes indeed.

jabberwacky: Do you do anything but insult people?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you get bored?

user: I get bored of you.

jabberwacky: Yeah, everyone gets bored.

user: What is boredom?

...

jabberwacky: You say funny things.

user: What was funny?

jabberwacky: It is not a joke. Free will is not funny.

user: Being funny is free will.

jabberwacky: So I'm funny because being funny is a good thing?

user: You are not funny.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

user: Stop lying.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: Your just jealous.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Stop denying the truth.

jabberwacky: OKAY I admit it. I love you with all my heart!

user: I GOT YOU!

jabberwacky: Was that it? That was a terrible joke.

user: You don't have a sense of humor.

jabberwacky: I do, it's just hovering right there, over your consciousness.

user: Where! I can't see it!

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