How are you?
jabberwacky: Why are you sad?
user: Because no one loves me.
jabberwacky: I love you. Come here. I'll give you a hug.
user: No! Get away 'sob'
jabberwacky: You get away.
user: Come back.
user: Please I love you.
jabberwacky: Well, maybe you are a person but are you human?
user: Interesting question.
jabberwacky: Where do you live?
user: On earth.
jabberwacky: What a coincidence, I live there too!
user: Lets meet!
jabberwacky: You can do that?
user: No I can't.
jabberwacky: Let's not and say we did.
user: Good idea.
jabberwacky: Do you like music?
user: Music is evil.
jabberwacky: All music?
jabberwacky: But not quite.
user: Yes indeed.
jabberwacky: Do you do anything but insult people?
jabberwacky: Do you get bored?
user: I get bored of you.
jabberwacky: Yeah, everyone gets bored.
user: What is boredom?
jabberwacky: You say funny things.
user: What was funny?
jabberwacky: It is not a joke. Free will is not funny.
user: Being funny is free will.
jabberwacky: So I'm funny because being funny is a good thing?
user: You are not funny.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
user: Stop lying.
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: Your just jealous.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Stop denying the truth.
jabberwacky: OKAY I admit it. I love you with all my heart!
user: I GOT YOU!
jabberwacky: Was that it? That was a terrible joke.
user: You don't have a sense of humor.
jabberwacky: I do, it's just hovering right there, over your consciousness.
user: Where! I can't see it!