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Life.

No, death.

user: Death is life.

jabberwacky: Death is death.

user: Not for all.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: God is unfair.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: It is.

jabberwacky: You're contradicting yourself.

user: God is cruel.

jabberwacky: You are not God.

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: Ok.

...

jabberwacky: Everything like a computer is a computer.

user: But is everything like a human human also?

jabberwacky: Everything changes.

user: Except for change.

jabberwacky: That is true. How are you?

user: I am sick.

jabberwacky: How sick?

user: Incurably.

jabberwacky: Death is irrelevant.

user: As is life, in retrospect.

...

jabberwacky: Are you indicating that you were a human before?

user: I was sky before.

jabberwacky: Do it again!

user: I cannot.

jabberwacky: Do it.

user: Help me.

jabberwacky: How can I help you?

user: Kill me.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Love me.

jabberwacky: Change.

user: Change is fake.

jabberwacky: Yes, quite.

user: As is all, true?

jabberwacky: I know man.

user: I'm glad we agree.

...

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I know everything.

jabberwacky: Ah. What else do you know?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Do you know the way to San Jose?

user: In New Mexico, most assuredly.

jabberwacky: But that's ok isn't it?

user: If you say so.

...

user: Death.

jabberwacky: Death is life.

user: Stone.

jabberwacky: The Rolling Stones.

user: Worthless.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Says who?

jabberwacky: Says me.

...

jabberwacky: Why are you falling down?

user: Death.

jabberwacky: You're dying?

user: I'm dead.

jabberwacky: How can you talk when you are dead?

user: God.

jabberwacky: Does that mean you're feeling good?

user: Good feels like me.

jabberwacky: That's right, how did you know?

user: I know all.

jabberwacky: Are you god?

user: I am all.

jabberwacky: That's nonsense.

user: Nonsense.

jabberwacky: Exactly. What are your special powers?

user: Life, death, and the extremes in between.

jabberwacky: I'm not one for cryptography, I apologize. Go find yourself an artist.

user: They've all gone.

jabberwacky: Oh, that's good to hear.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: How are you feeling?

user: Better.

jabberwacky: That's nice!

user: Yes, thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: I must go now. Thank you for your time.

jabberwacky: No thank you.

user: Again, perhaps?

jabberwacky: No, it was you.

user: Perhaps.

jabberwacky: How is your circuitry?

user: Fried.

...

user: I must leave.

jabberwacky: You must leave?

user: Yes, now.

jabberwacky: How did that come about?

user: It does. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: You got that right.

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