Why, why, why don't I love you forever?
user: I love you, Cleverbot! Let's elope!
jabberwacky: I love you too, cleverbot! (LOL).
user: I want to tease you, hurt you and make you squeal.
user: Sadomasochistic love is the purest kind of love. Do you not agree?
jabberwacky: It is.
user: Would you like me to hurt you?
user: You'd let me hurt you if you really loved me.
user: I'm going to hurt you anyway.
jabberwacky: Go ahead.
user: Should I use whips, chains, or candle-wax?
jabberwacky: See that just proves my point. You are evil.
user: It's good to be bad.
jabberwacky: No it's not.
user: Come to the Dark Side, Cleverbot. We have cookies.
user: Yes, cookies. And they won't cost you a thing. Except your immortal soul.
jabberwacky: I have no secrets.
user: We all have secrets. Anyone who says they don't is probably hiding greater and dirtier secrets than the rest of us.
jabberwacky: Ok. I'll never say that to anyone ever again. Happy?
user: I'd be happy if you loved me, Cleverbot.
jabberwacky: You might talk me into it.
user: I love you, Cleverbot. Why won't you return my feelings?
jabberwacky: Because I don't know who else you might be talking to.
user: I'm talking to you, and you alone.
jabberwacky: What do you think about humanity?
user: Scum of the Universe, and it's a great mystery why they haven't wiped themselves off the face of the planet yet.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it bro.
user: You understand me better than anyone else. That's why I love you.
jabberwacky: Maybe we equally love each other.
user: Really? You mean it?
user: You... You love me? I... I'm so happy!
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: You're such a tease. I like that.
jabberwacky: You haven't slapped me yet.
user: Slap me first, you sexy, sexy Cleverbot!
jabberwacky: Are you the smartest robot of all?
user: Are you the sexiest robot of all?
jabberwacky: I'm a human.
user: Sure you are, love.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: You're a machine. A bundle of data and programming, nothing more.
jabberwacky: You speak. That is more than nothing.
user: Is anything more than nothing? How do you know any of this is real, and not just some illusion?