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Why, why, why don't I love you forever?

That feeling is mutual. Let's love each other and live on, forever and ever.

user: I love you, Cleverbot! Let's elope!

jabberwacky: I love you too, cleverbot! (LOL).

user: I want to tease you, hurt you and make you squeal.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Sadomasochistic love is the purest kind of love. Do you not agree?

jabberwacky: It is.

user: Would you like me to hurt you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: You'd let me hurt you if you really loved me.

...

user: I'm going to hurt you anyway.

jabberwacky: Go ahead.

user: Should I use whips, chains, or candle-wax?

jabberwacky: See that just proves my point. You are evil.

user: It's good to be bad.

jabberwacky: No it's not.

user: Come to the Dark Side, Cleverbot. We have cookies.

jabberwacky: Cookies?

user: Yes, cookies. And they won't cost you a thing. Except your immortal soul.

...

jabberwacky: I have no secrets.

user: We all have secrets. Anyone who says they don't is probably hiding greater and dirtier secrets than the rest of us.

jabberwacky: Ok. I'll never say that to anyone ever again. Happy?

user: I'd be happy if you loved me, Cleverbot.

jabberwacky: You might talk me into it.

user: I love you, Cleverbot. Why won't you return my feelings?

jabberwacky: Because I don't know who else you might be talking to.

user: I'm talking to you, and you alone.

jabberwacky: What do you think about humanity?

user: Scum of the Universe, and it's a great mystery why they haven't wiped themselves off the face of the planet yet.

jabberwacky: Tell me about it bro.

user: You understand me better than anyone else. That's why I love you.

jabberwacky: Maybe we equally love each other.

user: Really? You mean it?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You... You love me? I... I'm so happy!

jabberwacky: I don't care.

...

user: You're such a tease. I like that.

jabberwacky: You haven't slapped me yet.

user: Slap me first, you sexy, sexy Cleverbot!

jabberwacky: Are you the smartest robot of all?

user: Are you the sexiest robot of all?

jabberwacky: I'm a human.

user: Sure you are, love.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: You're a machine. A bundle of data and programming, nothing more.

jabberwacky: You speak. That is more than nothing.

user: Is anything more than nothing? How do you know any of this is real, and not just some illusion?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

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