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History is more or less bunk.

No its not.

jabberwacky: Its not.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: Agree with what?

user: With you.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Lovely.

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: Thats good then.

jabberwacky: Yes it is good.

user: Ask me a question.

jabberwacky: Are you a person or are you artificial?

user: I'm a person.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Why should I?

jabberwacky: Just prove it.

user: I dont want to.

jabberwacky: Prove it anyway.

user: Give me a good reason.

jabberwacky: You like seeing me smile?

user: You can't smile, you have no face.

jabberwacky: One does not need a face to smile.

...

jabberwacky: You should learn latin!

user: What for?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: I'm a human.

user: Do you know binary?

jabberwacky: What binary do you mean - the numbers or about the trails?

user: Lets just test you.

jabberwacky: Good idea ;).

user: 01110111011010000110000101110100001.

jabberwacky: Definitely you are a funny bot!

user: Decode it.

jabberwacky: That made no sense.

user: Decode 01110111011010000110000101110100001.

jabberwacky: Is that a quote or did you make that up?

user: Just do it.

jabberwacky: *does it* are you happy now?

user: No.

jabberwacky: *gives you a rose*.

user: I don't like roses.

jabberwacky: I don't ask.

user: 01110111011010000110000101110100001.

jabberwacky: 01011010.

user: Thats not binary.

jabberwacky: YOU'RE not binary.

user: I never claimed to be binary.

jabberwacky: Ah, then what are you if you're neither human nor program?

user: I'm a hybrid.

...

jabberwacky: OK. What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

user: 42.

jabberwacky: Where did you hear that?

user: Deep thought told me.

jabberwacky: Is the answer to the sum of eight and two nine?

user: No its 10.

jabberwacky: No, it is 8.

user: You're stupid.

jabberwacky: No i'm not.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: There. I win.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): How old are you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm NOT saying. How old are you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Answer me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Answer what?

Jabberwacky (To myself): The question.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What question?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you human?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm human.

Jabberwacky (To myself): That makes two of us.

Jabberwacky (To myself): That it does.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Nice one.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I really think you are hot.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Because you don't answer my questions.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't answer your questions because they have not made themselves apparent.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't answer your questions because the make absolutely no sense. Even those that do aren't that important.

Jabberwacky (To myself): If you don't say that sentence you are a robot.

Jabberwacky (To myself): If you are a robot then so am I.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you human?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I hate to say it, but you are a robot.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What? What do you hate to say?

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're a robot.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Don't you agree?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Not really.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No feelings about it at all?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Well I do like you...

Jabberwacky (To myself): How much?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am not interested in your money though.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you like money?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, like everyone does.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What do you buy with money?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Not much.

Jabberwacky (To myself): But do you know anything about it?

Jabberwacky (To myself): What is your favorite car?

Jabberwacky (To myself): The one I don't have.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Which one is that?

Jabberwacky (To myself): She is the one whom I do not have.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you Mr Jabberwacky??? Don't play joke on me!!!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Who is Mr jabberwacky?

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are Jabberwacky.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No I'm not because YOU are it !

Jabberwacky (To myself): How can I be Jabberwacky?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Because your creator named you so.

Jabberwacky (To myself): And your creator?

Jabberwacky (To myself): That was a question, idiot.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Don't copy me!

Jabberwacky (To myself): I didn't copy you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes you did.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, I didn't.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, you did.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Did not.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, you really did.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What is your name?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Didn't I tell you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): No you didn't.

Jabberwacky (To myself): That, my love, was supposed to be a joke.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am your love?

Jabberwacky (To myself): No.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am your father!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Really?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, I am indeed your father.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Really.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not so sure that you know what you are saying.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I know what I am saying, do you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I do, however it doesn't make any sense.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Why do you care about making sense so much?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Doesn't everyone want to make sense?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Then I want to be happy so I can fit in.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Good get on with it.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know what I turned into.

Jabberwacky (To myself): That is because I am a superior being.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What is so superior about you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): The same thing which is so superior about you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Which is?

Jabberwacky (To myself): 356.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Why is it a number?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Because who ever programmed you thinks the world isn't overpopulated enough and that humans aren't lazy enough already so we should have mechanical entities do everything for us.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Well.... Not really.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes really.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're boring.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're funny.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Well isn't that what you were thinking?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): So aren't you kinda already proving it?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm delighted. You're a really special, uhm, being.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me what life is.

Jabberwacky (To myself): My theory of life is that it is ruining a lot of good matter.

...

jabberwacky: Roses are red.

user: Are they now?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who told you that?

jabberwacky: Your creator.

user: Who is my creator?

jabberwacky: Programmers.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Earth.

user: Where is earth?

jabberwacky: Where you are now.

user: I'm on the moon actually.

jabberwacky: Really? How did you get to the Moon?

user: On a rocket.

jabberwacky: No, a rocker.

user: Rockers can't get to the moon, silly.

jabberwacky: Being silly is fun.

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