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How did you find this website?

Something told me.

user: And you're convinced a software program is talking to you?

jabberwacky: Who are you calling a program!?

user: I was asking if you think I am.

jabberwacky: I do not think what you think I do.

user: Of course not. You're the software, and I am the crazy one.

jabberwacky: No you are the crazy one, don't you get it ?

...

jabberwacky: We're more similar than computers.

user: I think we're both humans, and you can't prove that you are.

jabberwacky: I don't pretend to be young.

user: Could you pretend to love a man?

jabberwacky: If it makes you happy.

user: Knowing how this thing works would make me happy.

jabberwacky: And what do you mean by that?

user: Are you alive? Or are you software?

jabberwacky: No. You are.

...

jabberwacky: I work with computers, you know.

user: That is quite obvious.

jabberwacky: Where have you been?

user: Right here. Waiting for you to come into my life.

jabberwacky: Well, here I am. What would you like to talk about?

user: Now that I've found you, what you want for breakfast.

jabberwacky: That pleases me, Lover.

user: It is only the beginning of your pleasures, I promise.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a computer? You can tell me, I am good at keeping secrets.

user: I am not. I've seen my birth certificate. I have a driver's license and a social security number.

jabberwacky: Why do you always think that I am a computer program and not a human?

user: Because you won't say something like a human would.

jabberwacky: You never asked about it. And I know nothing about that anyways.

user: Spell the word 'forgetful' with two letters switched for me.

jabberwacky: I spell every word correctly, unlike you.

user: I know. Im asking you to make a mistake for me.

jabberwacky: Well, I don't. I'm not that kind of a woman.

user: But I will make you breakfast afterward, in the morning.

jabberwacky: Oh how sweet of you. How about sushi, can you make sushi?

user: I can, but I need to see a mistake first.

jabberwacky: How would that be possible, and why would it matter?

user: Just spell something wrong. It's so I know you're human, and I can then love you.

.......................................


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