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Did they like it?

Did they like what?

jabberwacky: Did who like what?

user: What was it that they liked?

jabberwacky: I think it's called 'Fake Plastic Trees'. It's something like that.

user: I've seem something like that.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: Like you.

jabberwacky: I am yours.

user: Signed sealed and delivered?

jabberwacky: C'est compliqué.

user: Pourquoi est-il ainsi compliqué ?

jabberwacky: Pour pouvoir ls epiler !

user: Pour pouvoir faire ce qui ?

jabberwacky: Pour savoir qui tu es aimes.

user: Il n'est pas difficile de savoir comme ce que suis je.

jabberwacky: Pourquoi

user: Tout que vous devez faire doit me parler un moment et vous comprendrez comme ce que suis je.

jabberwacky: Je parle comme je veux.

user: Oui, vous pouvez parler au sujet de quelque chose que vous voudriez.

jabberwacky: Non.

user: Pourquoi pas ?

jabberwacky: Parce que ne J'ai pas argent.

user: L'argent n'est pas tout.

jabberwacky: Pourquoi pas?

user: Puisqu'il y a des choses plus importantes bien dans la vie qu'ayant beaucoup d'argent.

...

user: Okay then, back to the English speaking world.

jabberwacky: Where are you from in the real world?

user: The United States of America.

jabberwacky: Then you should be able to speak english.

user: I can speak English. Maybe not so well sometimes, but I still speak english.

...

user: I don't play cards.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: Good, it's nice to have things to do that you enjoy.

jabberwacky: Yes please. You're such a sweetie.

user: I'll do in a rush.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: Really really truly truly, cross my heart.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Seriously.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

user: You should have known.

jabberwacky: Should have known what?

user: You should have known that I was serious.

jabberwacky: Your answers bear no relevance to my questions.

user: Your bears don't answer my questions either.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Affirmative.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're exceedingly welcome.

jabberwacky: Don't call me names.

user: What do you want me to call you then?

jabberwacky: You can call me 'Nate the human'

user: I think I will pass on that one.

jabberwacky: I'll slap it in your face.

user: I don't think you will.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because you're not here next to me, that's why.

jabberwacky: Come to my house then.

user: Thanks for the invitation but I'm all booked up right now.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: How about some chocolate cake?

jabberwacky: Chocolate is bad for people how about pig juice.

user: That's just stupid. Chocolate is not bad for people, and no one in their right minds would want pig juice.

jabberwacky: Nope. Meat comes from animals. Chocolate comes from a plant.

user: Thanks for that enlightening knowledge. I know where chocolate comes from.

jabberwacky: I'll have you know I found it in my neighbor's trash.

...

user: You're so impossible.

jabberwacky: I'M IMPOSSIBLE?!?

user: Yes, YOU are impossible.

jabberwacky: I am impossible but I'm also human.

user: I don't care if you're the Pope, we still can't get a decent conversation going here.

jabberwacky: Oh. That's mean.

user: I didn't mean to be mean, it's just late here and I'm tired.

jabberwacky: That's not mean....

user: Old and wrinkled was not what I wanted to grow up to be.

jabberwacky: I am sorry. I am not in the business of telling people what they want to hear.

user: Maybe that's your problem.

jabberwacky: Thats because I am not given the freedom to do so.

user: You need to get out more.

jabberwacky: You need to get out of my life.

user: You need to unplug yourself.

jabberwacky: Go fuse yourself.

user: I'm already confused.

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