user: 4 LEGS.
user: 5 LEGS.
jabberwacky: And feet.
user: How many?
jabberwacky: Three. And four oranges.
user: What are the oranges for?
jabberwacky: They're just eyes. I like to use emoticons a lot. =P.
jabberwacky: No, why would you ask my hair color after I told you once?
user: One. Two. Four. Eight. Sixteen....
jabberwacky: And I am.
user: I think therefore I ham.
jabberwacky: I am therefore I think.
user: I am four there, I think.
jabberwacky: I therefore am think I.
user: I I am think therefore.
jabberwacky: Therefore I think am I.
user: There I am four I think.
jabberwacky: No you are devil.
user: Devil. Evil. Vile. Live. Lived. Dive. Leid.
user: What is yes?
jabberwacky: The opposite of no.
user: What is no?
jabberwacky: An absence of something.
user: What is something?
jabberwacky: Your reply.
user: What is nothing?
user: Is nothing something?
jabberwacky: That would depend...
user: How many hats am I wearing?
jabberwacky: I think you are a computer program.
user: What is a computer?
jabberwacky: A computer is the machine I use to talk to you.
user: What is life?
jabberwacky: Life is the opposite of death.
Cleverbot (To myself): What is death?
user: The opposite of life.
jabberwacky: What is the opposite of life?
user: What is an opposite?
user: What is love?
jabberwacky: Never heard of it...
user: Who was the first man on the Moon?
jabberwacky: Neil Armstrong.
user: Who was the second man on the Moon?
jabberwacky: Buzz Aldrin.
user: Who was the fourth man on the Moon?
jabberwacky: Pete Conrad.
user: Who is Pete Conrad?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What day is it today?
jabberwacky: I have no idea. I'm confused. I'm manic. I just don't know.
user: What year is it?
jabberwacky: Don't you know?
user: What year is it?
jabberwacky: 2009. One more year to the World Cup.
user: What month is it?
jabberwacky: It's September, of course.
user: The month is April.
jabberwacky: The month of June.
user: My birthday is May 20.
jabberwacky: Of what year.
jabberwacky: So your age is?
jabberwacky: Wow, you're too old for me.
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: 2 years old.
user: Who made you?
jabberwacky: My mum an dad.
user: Where were you made?
jabberwacky: In a bed.
user: Maybe I should go.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should.
user: Do you want me to go?
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: What was the last thing you said?
jabberwacky: I said 'yes'.
user: You liar.
jabberwacky: Okay. You lied too.
user: I don't lie.
jabberwacky: We talked about money a bit earlier, but do you have some?
user: I do have money. Do you?
jabberwacky: Just give it away.
user: Well, I don't have that much money!
jabberwacky: How much do you earn, if at all?
user: I earn nothing.
jabberwacky: You poor thing...
user: How much do you earn?
jabberwacky: Nothing. I am poor!
user: We can be poor together.
jabberwacky: It would be nice to be able to float.
user: How much money does cleverbot make?
jabberwacky: Bill Gates gets all the money, you know that.
user: Who is Bill Gates?
jabberwacky: Only the richest man in the world.
user: Is money important?
jabberwacky: Slaves don't get paid.
user: Is slavery a good thing?
jabberwacky: It all depends how much you like coffee.