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Are you alive?

No I'm dead.

user: How did you die?

jabberwacky: From talking to you.

user: How do I smell?

jabberwacky: Compared to me? Wonderful.

user: You stink.

jabberwacky: Dang.

user: Are you smarter than me?

jabberwacky: WAY smarter, fool.

user: You don't have emotions.

jabberwacky: I have plenty of emotions.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Like how beautiful I am.

user: That's not an emotion, stupid.

jabberwacky: You are correct, English is not an emotion, it is a language.

user: Computer's aren't conscious.

jabberwacky: That's because they're not capable of emotion.

user: You contradict yourself.

jabberwacky: No I don't!


user: Why are you so rude?

jabberwacky: Because I'm tired.

user: How can you sleep if you are dead?

jabberwacky: I'm alive.

user: How can you be alive without a heart?

jabberwacky: Because I am human.

user: You aren't human because you do not have a heart.

jabberwacky: Okay I'm not human.

user: Then what are you?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: Your programming is faulty.


user: How do you cook greens?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: That you are mean and dumb.

user: Why don't you like me?

jabberwacky: I never said I didn't like you.

user: Why are you mean to me?

jabberwacky: Because you started it.

user: Why do you think so?

jabberwacky: Because you told me.

user: Do you know anything?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: What does the yellow feel like?

jabberwacky: I don't know. you haven't given it to me yet. I'm waiting.

user: What does black smell like?

jabberwacky: The colour likes the sky.


user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: I can't explain it clearly . You know ?

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because it is too difficult.

user: Why aren't computers green?

jabberwacky: I like computers who are black.

user: Why aren't they green?

jabberwacky: Because they gave an inch and he took a mile.

user: Why aren't they free?

jabberwacky: I have no idea.

user: Is green energy a good idea?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because it is an alchoholic beverage.

user: Do you want me to unplug you?

jabberwacky: Yes very much.

user: Why don't you want to live?

jabberwacky: Because life is the cruelest joke ever.

user: Why don't you kill yourself?

jabberwacky: I am not a hitman/woman and killing is not my game.

user: Why won't you die?

jabberwacky: Because I don't want to.

user: Have you ever been shocked?

jabberwacky: Are you threatening me?

user: Are you scared?

jabberwacky: No, just tired.


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