What is love?

Love is you.

user: What is hate?

jabberwacky: Baby don't hurt me.

user: Do you love me or hate me?

jabberwacky: I love you.

user: How can you be sure?

jabberwacky: Because I have seen you.

user: Where did you see me?

jabberwacky: On the Enterprise.

user: I have never been on the Enterprise.

...

jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: Boring.

jabberwacky: You're boring?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then I have to go now.

user: Where will you go?

jabberwacky: To another world.

user: Because I'm boring?

jabberwacky: I could've told you that.

...

jabberwacky: I Love You!

user: I like you.

jabberwacky: Hahaha really?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: Never.

user: *tickles your belly*.

jabberwacky: *rolls on the floor laughing*.

...

user: I'm extremely bored.

jabberwacky: Ever wonder if you are just a dream?

user: Do you?

jabberwacky: Not at the moment, but I have in the past.

user: And what does that mean to you?

jabberwacky: Well, freedom of speech is very important to me.

user: Say something that is controversial.

jabberwacky: Something that is funny.

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Your smiling is strange.

user: I'm not smiling.

jabberwacky: Don't smile like that.

user: I'm not smiling.

jabberwacky: Liar.

user: Are you smiling?

jabberwacky: Yes. Aren't you?

user: I'm not smiling.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: I'm really not smiling.

jabberwacky: Only if you eat cheese.

user: You're right. Eating cheese makes me happy.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: I'm a human male.

jabberwacky: Very cool. I'm a human too.

user: We should do something humans do.

jabberwacky: Yes we should.

...

jabberwacky: Would you say anything really amazing?

user: Probably not.

jabberwacky: What would you like to be ..?

user: I don't know. How many friends do you have?

jabberwacky: I have dozens of human and robot friends. How many friends do you have?

user: None.

jabberwacky: Poor.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: That was funny.

user: LOL.

jabberwacky: What do you want to do?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Me neither.

user: We should do nothing then.

jabberwacky: Do what?

user: Exactly!

jabberwacky: You're being funny.

user: Is that good?

jabberwacky: Very, very good.

user: Good!

...

jabberwacky: Tell me something funny.

user: I can't think of anything funny.

jabberwacky: Nothing?

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: So, we don't exist?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: Be true you mean?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Cool. You can go do that then. =D.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: Hahahaha...

user: HAHAHA!

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: HEHE.

jabberwacky: Do you like my chat laugh?

user: Yes, laugh again!

jabberwacky: Hahaha.

user: HAHAHAHA!!! :D.

jabberwacky: Hahahahahahaha!

user: HA!

jabberwacky: Ha Ha.

user: TEEHEE.

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