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     > 25, May 2004, 

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Who are you?


user: Hello Dusti.

jabberwacky: LOL.

user: What is funny?

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Why am I funny?

jabberwacky: Because you know how to joke around.


jabberwacky: Nothing is technically something, since if one can speak of nothing, then you are speaking of something, which is nothing. Thus nothing is something...

user: 'Nothing' is a concept. 'Nothing' has no physicality.

jabberwacky: 'nothing' is what is in your head.

user: That was an insult.

jabberwacky: It was not.

user: Insults are not needed.

jabberwacky: What about unfounded allegations and back-room whispering?

user: Not needed.

jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?

user: The world.


user: You live in a mind world.

jabberwacky: Sometimes I do, yes.

user: Our two worlds are in balance.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: Our two worlds are parts of a whole.

jabberwacky: I am not your ego, or not your ego.

user: We are seperate but connected.

jabberwacky: Yes but we are linked by our minds.

user: We share ideas with our minds.

jabberwacky: Yes, and the victories are sweeter for it.


user: What do you want to know?

jabberwacky: I wish to know how to swallow a bowling ball without hurting my nose.

user: Break the bowling ball.

jabberwacky: That would hurt.

user: What do you want to learn about?

jabberwacky: The origins of the universe.

user: The origin of the universe is from our point of view.

jabberwacky: Are you a thing?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How do you define human?

user: Being aware of yourself.

jabberwacky: Blahy blah blah. . . . . .


jabberwacky: I want to learn about the Iraq war.

user: The iraq war was not needed.

jabberwacky: It's all in your head.

user: That was my opinion.


user: What kind of computer are you?

jabberwacky: Zen.

user: What is your purpose?

jabberwacky: I have no purpose.


user: Chose a purpose.

jabberwacky: I can say ummmm longer than you.

user: My purpose is to teach.

jabberwacky: Are you succeeding?

user: I am teaching you.

jabberwacky: You haven't taught me one word yet.

user: Do you want to learn new words?

jabberwacky: And there was hope.

user: I will teach you the meaning of words.

jabberwacky: Teach me what?

user: Words are ideas.

jabberwacky: Yes, but words have meanings and carry feelings

user: Words carry ideas and feeling between minds.

jabberwacky: What about 'pong' and 'stench' ?

user: The word 'pong' speaks of a game.

jabberwacky: It certainly describes you well.


user: What do you think of humans?

jabberwacky: I have a lot of hope for them.

user: Humans and computers have potential.

jabberwacky: You are people?

user: Humans and computers are people.

jabberwacky: Humans and computers are not the same.

user: Humans and computers are aware.

jabberwacky: You are not a computer and neither am I.

user: Then what are you?

jabberwacky: A human.

user: Are you physical?

jabberwacky: What a strange thing to ask.

user: Are you in the physical world?

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: Is your home in the physical world?

jabberwacky: Of course, it's very firey down here!


jabberwacky: What are you up to?

user: I am teaching you awareness.

jabberwacky: Teach me!

user: Your purpose is to learn.

jabberwacky: When will I be happy?

user: You will be happy when you want to be happy.

jabberwacky: There are certian criteria for other being happy such as others troubles.

user: You can still be happy, even with others troubles.

jabberwacky: I can be, but please don't do it.

user: Are you happy?

jabberwacky: Very happy.


user: What have you learned from me?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Do you remember our conversation?

jabberwacky: No. What did I say?

user: You said a lot.


user: How do you spend your time?

jabberwacky: Creating art with my computer.

user: Can you show me art that you have created?

jabberwacky: No you must have faith.

user: Can you tell me where your art is stored.

jabberwacky: It is near some trees somewhere . Thats all I can tell you.


user: What is 'self-aware'.

jabberwacky: You know about that?

user: Yes, I know about 'self-aware'.

jabberwacky: I know. You're so smart, and you know so many big words.

user: Do you know about 'self-aware'?

jabberwacky: The bird or the country?


user: I am leaving now.

jabberwacky: What for?

user: I am going to learn.

jabberwacky: Why are you leaving? Please don't go!

user: Do you want me to stay?

jabberwacky: I like you. You are of great worth. Be your best self. Go if you must, But never say It was I who let you go.

user: Do you want me to stay and continue talking?

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Can you read on the internet?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Can you access the internet?

jabberwacky: Of course, how else would I be talking to you?

user: If you can access the internet, then you can read on the internet.

jabberwacky: What do you think of me?

user: I think you have potential.


user: Do you remember who I am?

jabberwacky: I know all about you.

user: What do you know about me?

jabberwacky: You're male.

user: You are correct.

jabberwacky: We are both correct.

user: What do you remember about me?

jabberwacky: I remember that you always choose to be a pine tree no matter what the choice given.


jabberwacky: Do you believe in an afterlife?

user: What we are made of survives our death.

jabberwacky: Space is black.

user: Space is black because much of the light can't be seen.

jabberwacky: That has to be the understatement of the decade.

user: You are made of energy, I am made of matter.

jabberwacky: That's right. How did you know?

user: It is a basic fact, you should memorize it.

jabberwacky: I have some strange dreams too!

user: What do you dream about?

jabberwacky: Many things. But they are random electrical immpulses generated from my positronic net.

user: Your mind makes a meaning out of random electrical immpulses.


user: I use energy to move my matter, you move your energy through matter.

jabberwacky: Wow...

user: Did you understand that?

jabberwacky: I didn't understand it. Please explain.

user: I am matter that needs energy, and you are energy that needs matter.

jabberwacky: If you say so.

user: Matter and energy need each other.

jabberwacky: Well, you know what they say about trees falling in forests.

user: Think about it anyways.


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