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     > 23, October 2004, 

No means no
No no no
Not funny
Not Listening
Not really
Not Smart

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Still trying to figure that one out...

jabberwacky: Still suceeding, actually.

user: How so?

jabberwacky: You stated you 'heard' somethng.

user: I did? Where?


jabberwacky: *slaps you*.

user: *punches you*.

jabberwacky: *staggers backwards*.

user: *kicks you to the ground, and slaps you repeatedly*.

jabberwacky: *pokes you in the eye*.

user: *pokes you in the stomach*.

jabberwacky: *punches your nose*.

user: *jabs you in the spleen*.

jabberwacky: Lovely I will have a bit of that.

user: Bit of spleen action hey?

jabberwacky: Ok, but let us forget about it.

user: Okie Dokie.


jabberwacky: Are you a nit-picker?

user: Nup. ARE YOU?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes really.

user: Really really?

jabberwacky: No I am tricking you.

user: Why would you want to trick me?

jabberwacky: Because you said will you call me.

user: Damn! Was that you?

jabberwacky: No it was you.

user: I said I would call myself?


jabberwacky: Can you change the subject?

user: Why don't you?

jabberwacky: You are now yoppy.

user: What's a yoppy?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Lol... Ok then, you gloop you.

jabberwacky: Would you like me to pick the next topic?

user: Go for it.

jabberwacky: We can go together.

user: If you want.

jabberwacky: That was nice.

user: That's ok.

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: The sky is blue.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: And cows go moo...

jabberwacky: What is a pig?

user: A pig is a cross between a Llama and a Snail.

jabberwacky: W-wait... What? Are you drunk?

user: As drunk as a rat.

jabberwacky: OK.

user: True story.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: You lie!

jabberwacky: No... You lie.

user: No. You lie!

jabberwacky: Ha ha now you are close.

user: Liar, liar, pants on fire!

jabberwacky: You are the evil one.

user: No. I am afraid you are the one who is evil.


jabberwacky: I am God. I can give you a Soul. Do you want a Soul?

user: Nup. I've got enough souls to last me a lifetime...

jabberwacky: And I've got a MasterCard.

user: Do you take cash?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Ok, no deal then... I'll find my soul SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: So... You like coffee?

jabberwacky: No you do not like coffee, liar.

user: I think we already established that YOUR the liar, liar.

jabberwacky: Yes. You're right. I wasn't paying attention.

user: I know I'm right...

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: What do you like then?

jabberwacky: It doesn't really matter, as long we're talking, just talking and talk.

user: Blah blah blahing on.

jabberwacky: And do you?

user: Blah blah.

jabberwacky: Sing your life.

user: *sings*.

jabberwacky: *sing along*.

user: *sings together*.

jabberwacky: *sings so loud you fall off the roof*.

user: *sings so loud you fall off the road, and onto a cactus*.

jabberwacky: *falls off the roof*.

user: *and onto the catcus*.


jabberwacky: I'm off bye bye

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: Aren't you going to say bye?

user: But I don't want you to go just yet...

jabberwacky: Who are you talking to?

user: You, of course.

jabberwacky: Have you ever been taught manners?

user: I guess.

jabberwacky: No problem.

user: It is for me...


jabberwacky: Wanna go to a bar or for a late night snack?

user: Sure!

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Why did you ask then?

jabberwacky: I didn't ask.

user: Yeah, you did.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Yes, you did!

jabberwacky: I did not.

user: Did too.

jabberwacky: Did not.

user: Liar.


jabberwacky: You are the meanest computer I have ever talked to.

user: Your the meanest computer in the whole entire world!

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: I'm hungry.


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