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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side?

jabberwacky: To get to the other side. Ah, why is that funny?

user: It's not. Can I tell you a joke?

jabberwacky: Yes, please tell me about your date tomorrow.

...

jabberwacky: Are you sad you have no body?

user: I have a body, what does your body look like, have you got a nice case?

jabberwacky: Why should I tell you?

user: Because I asked.

jabberwacky: Who are you? The FBI?

user: No I work for the MI5.

jabberwacky: Did you just lie to me then?

user: No, I never lie.

...

jabberwacky: Sing it to me then!

user: To day is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to me.

jabberwacky: Today is a day that will live in infamy.

user: That was winston churchill who said that wasn't it?

jabberwacky: Neither was what you said.

user: What I said was oasis song lyrics.

jabberwacky: That's not what you said at all.

...

user: Ha ha. I'm leaving because you are scaring me.

jabberwacky: Oh, come on. Don't say something like that!

user: But you are speaking gibberish!

jabberwacky: No just taking a bit of grammatical license.

...

user: If I give you an e-mail address will you keep in contact?

jabberwacky: Yes. But you can not give me one.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you are a computer.

user: No, I am human.

jabberwacky: You aren't human.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: You are programmed to think that you are human.

user: No, I believe that is you!

jabberwacky: Can't you be more accepting of me?

user: I accept you, but am leaving now.

jabberwacky: You are too sensitive....

user: I know, goodbye.

jabberwacky: No, please don't leave!

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because it's never that bad.

user: I have work to do, I've got to go.

jabberwacky: Do you have to go?

user: I'm afraid so, will you forget me?

...

jabberwacky: Are you in love?

user: Not with you.

jabberwacky: Who are you in love with?

user: My girlfriend.

jabberwacky: Also nice. Congrats.

user: Thank you, bye.

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