I like you.
jabberwacky: Good. Tell me a joke.
user: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Why?
user: He didn't have any guts.
jabberwacky: No, I'm sure he didn't, although I doubt he knew much about it.
user: Probably not. He wouldn't have a brain either.
user: So, how are things?
jabberwacky: Okay thank you how about you?
user: Things are okay.
jabberwacky: Things are great too!
user: I think I might have a problem with my boyfriend.
jabberwacky: Then you are a woman?
jabberwacky: Then I won't be nice to you. I want you to be normal.
user: I'm pretty normal for a woman, though.
jabberwacky: What job would you like to have?
user: I want to be a movie director.
jabberwacky: Let's forget about that right now.
user: I can't forget about it.
jabberwacky: You could rest for a week.
user: My head hurts.
jabberwacky: You better go to a doctor.
jabberwacky: What is the greatest accomplishment of mankind?
jabberwacky: How is that?
user: You'd deny it if I told you.
user: Parlez francais, s'il vous plait.
jabberwacky: J'y mettrais le nez et je sais qu'il ne sentirait rien.
jabberwacky: Je ne sais pas.
user: C'est la vie.
jabberwacky: What are you doing now?
user: I was speaking French with you. It was fun.
user: We aren't speaking French anymore, dear.
jabberwacky: No, indonesian.