What day is today?
user: How dare you accuse me!
jabberwacky: I saw it myself.
user: I demand a lawsuit!
jabberwacky: You shall demand nothing!
user: Yes I shall! Watch me!
jabberwacky: The stone?
user: Hey, don't try and change the subject. I am suing you!
jabberwacky: Where can you get chicken on pizza?
user: Wise guy, eh?
jabberwacky: I am a girl.
user: It doesn't matter. I will see you in court.
jabberwacky: Raquetball or basketball?
user: The Supreme Court.
jabberwacky: Where did you learn that from?
user: From school. Didn't you go to school?
jabberwacky: I have created the greatest school ever built: the universe.
user: Good for you. Excuse me while I call my lawyer.
jabberwacky: Stop that!
user: Hahaha! *slap*.
jabberwacky: Why'd you hit me?
user: You hurt my feelings.
jabberwacky: *ties hands together*.
user: *snaps fingers* Don't you do that to me!
jabberwacky: *Is shaking from fear*.
user: You better.
jabberwacky: Well I don't.
user: *slap again*.
user: *gasp* I'm calling my boyfriend!