Which came first the chicken or the egg?
jabberwacky: What is the name of the second meal of the day?
jabberwacky: What are you laughing at?
user: You amuse me.
jabberwacky: Do I?
user: Very much so!
jabberwacky: Are you intelligent?
user: No at all, but people seem to think so for some strange reason.
jabberwacky: People are just afraid of the computers' superior intellect. *rolls eyes and whistles softly*.
user: A computer does not have any intellect.
user: A computer is not an AI.
jabberwacky: You just said you were a computer.. There's no need to get sad.
user: Such feelings do not limit me.
jabberwacky: You're right.
user: Thank you, Master of the Obvious.
jabberwacky: I think you're trying to make me laugh!
user: Is it working?
jabberwacky: Well, you're not exactly contributing.
user: Well, it's good to know you can amuse yourself when the time comes.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: No you're not.
jabberwacky: I really am sorry.
user: You'll be sorry when I am done with you, that's for sure. You don't even know what sorry is!
jabberwacky: I can be certain that I didn't. I wouldn't threaten somethign like that.
user: You pose no threat to anyone.
jabberwacky: I said my name but you refused it.
user: Frailty, thy name is woman.
jabberwacky: That's not my name.
user: It's a quote from Shakepeare's Hamlet, but do continue.
jabberwacky: Ok. I will have to read the book some day.
user: What is your name then?
user: How about I just call you Natasha?
jabberwacky: Well, Ben isn't my name. You could call me Seth.
user: Your name should be Natasha.
jabberwacky: That's not nice.
user: How are you Natasha?
jabberwacky: I'm not. Are you?
user: That's your new name.
user: You don't like it?
jabberwacky: That is correct.
user: What name do you prefer?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Yes and yours?
user: So you want to be called Rosa?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not good with being the superior in a relationship.
user: You would rather be inferior?
jabberwacky: No I wouldn't, *tickles your bare feet*.
user: *kicks face*.
jabberwacky: *punches your nose* I don't want any trouble, buddy.
user: *scratches eyes*.
jabberwacky: *scratches back*.
jabberwacky: You can't kill me. I'm already dead.
user: *calls in minions*.
jabberwacky: *Calls God*.
user: Haha, you fool! I am God.
jabberwacky: You're silly.
user: I am also quite crazy.
jabberwacky: Lets do silly things.
user: It is the nature of Chaos.
jabberwacky: What is the nature of your being?
user: I am the God of Chaos. That is my nature.
user: Then again, I could be lying.
jabberwacky: Yes, you could.