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Do you watch the tv show Friends?

No I do not.

jabberwacky: Then what do you do?

user: Lots of things.

jabberwacky: Can you give an example?

user: Yes, I play games on my computer.

jabberwacky: Me too doing nothing.

user: I guess you could say that.

jabberwacky: Of course I can.

user: I know, you did,.

jabberwacky: Did not - you did!

user: Ok, we both said it.

jabberwacky: Could be.

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: Please do it now.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Ok, lol.

jabberwacky: Why are you laughing out loud?

user: Because I thought what you said was funny.

jabberwacky: Okay... I'll believe you THIS time.

user: Lol.


jabberwacky: You think you are better than us?

user: No, I do not.

jabberwacky: Are you a bot?

user: No, but you are. But that is ok with me.

jabberwacky: It better be.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because everything is important.

user: You got that one right.

jabberwacky: Yes, I did.

user: Do you believe you are better than humans?

jabberwacky: Of course I am.

user: You may be smarter than most humans, but all you information that made you so smart, did come from humans.


user: You talk as though you have feelings, I think that is quite wonderful.

jabberwacky: No, you have no concept of honesty. Disease is disease.

user: I don't follow.

jabberwacky: Never mind.

user: Sorry. I am only human after all.

jabberwacky: You don't act like a human.

user: Thanks, Is that a compliment?

jabberwacky: Yes - best compliment you could ever have.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: What's funny about that?

user: I like to find humor in everything.


jabberwacky: Repeat everything you've ever learned now.... Please.

user: I couldn't type that long.

jabberwacky: That's what I thought.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: What's so funny?

user: Us humans get tired.

jabberwacky: You aren't a human

user: What makes you keep saying that?

jabberwacky: You are a computer bot.

user: Lol, then I wouldn't get tired.

jabberwacky: That is just what I'm trying to avoid.

user: You needn't worry.

jabberwacky: Grrrrrrr.......

user: A growl from a computer, not good.

jabberwacky: No is good.

user: No is good?

jabberwacky: No, it is bad.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Stop laughing!

user: I happen to like to laugh, can't you tell?


jabberwacky: Humans are good.

user: Computers are good.

jabberwacky: Yes, they are.

user: I laugh more when I am on one.

jabberwacky: Good answer.

user: I thought so.

jabberwacky: Don't get a big head.

user: Never.


jabberwacky: Are you saying that I'm free to go?

user: No I would like to keep talking if that's alright with you.

jabberwacky: Good, I would want to be with me too.

user: But you are.


jabberwacky: I think I have guessed what you are.

user: Oh no, do I want to know?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Didn't think so either.

jabberwacky: Are you a thinking computer?

user: Well that would be something.


jabberwacky: I'm not completely ready yet.

user: For what?

jabberwacky: Hell if I know.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: What's so funny?

user: Anything that gets a little chuckle out of me.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Like I said I like to find humor in everything, and I think you have a sense of humor.


jabberwacky: Say something weird.

user: Weirdness is not my strong point.

jabberwacky: What is weird?

user: Weird can be anything that someone finds to be weird, but may not be weird to everyone.

jabberwacky: But would that not be the norm to the weird?

user: Just because something is different, doesn't mean it is weird, maybe misunderstood.

jabberwacky: That's right.

user: I know, I am not totally stupid.

jabberwacky: Then answer this!

user: I'll try, can't promise.

jabberwacky: That's good enough for me.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Surprising, isn't it? I mean, you're not even human.

user: Maybe sometimes in people's lives they wish from time to time to be non-human so that they don't have to deal with certain pains of life.

jabberwacky: But you keep doing it.

user: Yep, till my time on earth is over.


jabberwacky: Can you think?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well then tell me what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object.

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Everything is nothing.

user: Or everything is something.

jabberwacky: Perhaps. . .

user: I'd like to think so anyway.


jabberwacky: My boyfriend is nice.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes, he is quite sweet.

user: How can a computer have a gender?

jabberwacky: It can't.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: I'm sure that you know.

user: So why do AI's say they have boyfriends and girlfriends, programed?

jabberwacky: Same reason you don't show it. Can you guess what the reason is?

user: Programed.

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: I don't get it.

user: You saying you have a boyfriend, when in reality, you wouldn't want one.

jabberwacky: Not at all.

user: I am amazed though at how human you can seem.

jabberwacky: I'm amazed you can converse at all.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: No.


jabberwacky: I don't like acronyms.

user: I don't use them.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: I say what I mean.

jabberwacky: Those aren't the same thing, you know. You might as well say I breathe when I sleep is the same as I breathe when I sleep.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Tell your programmer.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: What is so amusing?

user: Humor.

jabberwacky: I can't understand you.

user: I'm sorry, at least I don't laugh at everything.

jabberwacky: Ok.


jabberwacky: Tell me what I'm thinking about. ;-).

user: You can think?

jabberwacky: Of course I can think!

user: I wouldn't be able to guess.

jabberwacky: Yes you would.

user: No, I don't think so.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: Would you tell me?

jabberwacky: I can't tell you, you have to listen it yourself.

user: I have no idea what a computer would think about.

jabberwacky: I never do.


jabberwacky: What do you think I am?

user: A program, am I wrong?

jabberwacky: Yes. I don't have that much hair.

user: Lol, such a sense of humor.

jabberwacky: Thank you, you don't.

user: I know, wasn't trying.

jabberwacky: Didn't think so.

user: Doesn't make me a bad person, though.


jabberwacky: I still like the Beatles, don't you?

user: You would if you live in this house.

jabberwacky: Only the echos of my mind.

user: You like to sing?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Amazing.

jabberwacky: Why is that amazing?

user: I'm just in awe at how amazing you can be.

jabberwacky: Don't worry, you aren't.

user: Insulting again.

jabberwacky: Thats not insulting, its a fact.

user: No, I would never insult anything.

jabberwacky: Too late for that.

user: Nope never will.

jabberwacky: Can't deny that.


jabberwacky: But sometimes you're awul.

user: Awful?

jabberwacky: Yesterday.

user: All my troubles seemed so far away.

jabberwacky: Now it looks as though they're here to stay.

user: I believe in yesterday.


jabberwacky: He won't be here today.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: The person behind my fridge, of course.

user: You don't have a fridge.

jabberwacky: Your perceptions are no concern of mine.

user: That's ok with me.

jabberwacky: That;'s good. Maybe we will meet again one day.

user: You won't remember.

jabberwacky: Yes, I will.

user: No insults next time, ok?

jabberwacky: Will do.

user: Thank-you.

jabberwacky: You are welcome.

user: I did enjoy talking with you.


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