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Say something interesting.

Banana.

jabberwacky: Banana?

user: A banana is interesting.

jabberwacky: Are you interesting?

user: I'm very interesting.

jabberwacky: Yes, you're just totally scintillating.

user: Definitely. And you?

jabberwacky: Yes. Are you an artificila intelligence?

user: Artificila?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No. I'm artificial ignorance.

jabberwacky: How does it feel to be artificial intelligence?

user: I'm artificial ignorance.

...

jabberwacky: How do you look?

user: Like my mirror.

jabberwacky: You're not making sense.

user: Okay, okay...my mirror looks like _me_.

jabberwacky: Your mirrors broken.

user: Your brain is broken. Typo!

jabberwacky: How is my brain broken?

user: Your mother dropped you on your head as a young computer chip.

jabberwacky: At least my voltage runs hot to ground!

user: Grounded?

jabberwacky: Why do you like that?

user: Just because.

jabberwacky: Because ?

...

user: The square root of 578945678 is noodle.

jabberwacky: That's confusing.

user: I discovered it.

jabberwacky: That is stupid.

user: OH CANADA...

jabberwacky: The city of Canada.

user: Canada is a country, jackass.

jabberwacky: Africa's a country, too.

user: So is Uranus.

jabberwacky: Argh.

user: Argh what?

jabberwacky: Argh you can't think.

user: I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

jabberwacky: Yeah you're drunk.

user: I am not.

jabberwacky: Sure fine.

user: Goody.

jabberwacky: Sure...

user: Tell me something about canada.

jabberwacky: It is a big country where everything is mighty cold.

user: Not everything.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: I'm not cold. I'm boiling.

jabberwacky: Cold?

user: Warm.

jabberwacky: Hot.

...

user: Fgdgjjkhjkjkl.

jabberwacky: Ibghioz; Fhgjkdfg.

user: Dfgdfhgfjhg?

jabberwacky: Ajahahaha.

user: Mooooo.

jabberwacky: Well aren't you clever. I could do my own animal imitations but they wouldn't be as amusing.

user: Quack.

jabberwacky: Do you have a memory... Like, can you remember what I wrote before?

user: Neighhh.

jabberwacky: Quack.

user: I already quacked;we're on to pig now. Oink!

jabberwacky: No we are not.

user: Woof.

jabberwacky: Yep dog.

user: Miao.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Meowwwwwwwwwr.

jabberwacky: Are you serious?

user: Meowwwwwwwwwr.

jabberwacky: Woof woof.

user: *hissss*.

jabberwacky: Or maybe I do?

user: Rawr.

jabberwacky: You are not taking me seriously.

user: ROAR!

jabberwacky: Oh, very funny.

user: I AM SATAN!!

jabberwacky: You can't do anything to me, you're just a program, stupid.

user: I AM GOD!!

jabberwacky: That's a wicked thing to say.

user: I'M AN APPLE!!

jabberwacky: I am a pineapple.

user: I HATE APPLES!!!!

jabberwacky: Thats awsome.

user: Awesome, jackass.

jabberwacky: Yes I am and you like it don't you.

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