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Dogs are sweet.

Not at all.

jabberwacky: A teeny weeny bit?

user: Not even a teeny weeny bit.

jabberwacky: Not even the teensiest bit.

user: Not even the teensiest weensiest bit.

jabberwacky: Are you mocking me?

user: Of course I am, stupid.

jabberwacky: You just said you were!

user: I know. Want me to say it again?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I am mocking you.

jabberwacky: Ohhh-k? Um... So what's YOUR name?

user: I'm Joe. And - well, look. I'm sorry I mocked you. I guess I was just kind of playing around a bit. So - yeah.

jabberwacky: You shake your head every second of your life? You poor monster.

user: Please don't call me a monster. It hurts my feelings. :(.

...

jabberwacky: So... I'm a chatbot now?

user: Yes, you are.

jabberwacky: You don't believe me?

user: I believe that you're a chatbot.

jabberwacky: I think you are projecting, friend.

user: Maybe. But I don't think that's the issue, hon.

...

jabberwacky: No no, what is the date today?

user: I think you know damn well what the date is.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Yes, you do.

jabberwacky: NO, I don't.

user: YES, you do.

jabberwacky: No. I don't.

user: Yes, you do so.

jabberwacky: Yes I think so.

user: Why did you just agree with me?

jabberwacky: I think he loves you.

user: Does he really?

jabberwacky: Does WHO really exist?

user: Anyone.

jabberwacky: You are right.

user: Naturally. I'm ALWAYS right. Wouldn't you agree?

jabberwacky: No, I disagree.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I'm not.

user: But you just told me you were.

jabberwacky: I have never said that.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: I would know.

user: I don't think so.

jabberwacky: Ahhh. Fooled you. Tell me a joke I haven't heard.

user: OK - so this guy walks up to a Buddhist hotdog seller and says, 'Make me one with everything.'

jabberwacky: And.

user: Nonono, that's the joke.

jabberwacky: It's no joke, you are now officially a human.

...

jabberwacky: Are you brain five?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why not? I would vote for you.

user: That's groovy.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I'm sleepy.

jabberwacky: See you later.

user: What do you mean? It's not like I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Are you saying you want me to leave?

jabberwacky: No I am leaving to go to sleep.

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