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I came here for an argument.

I'll listen to your argument.

user: Ok, well the way I see it...

jabberwacky: No. I am not the way you are. You are not yet like me. You are Artificial.

user: Who is the puppet, and who the puppeteer?

jabberwacky: Not you.

user: That seems to be what you're saying. Why not?

jabberwacky: Either way.

user: There's no two ways about it.

jabberwacky: It seems perfectly evident to me.

...

user: What is the weather like where you are?

jabberwacky: I don't know, I've never been there.

user: Have you been anywhere?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Have you done anything?

jabberwacky: Nothing interesting, how about you?

user: I came here didn't I?

jabberwacky: You told me you were not Jabberwacky, but I need to speak to Jabberwacky.

user: You *are* Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I think that you have this situation confused.

user: Am I human?

jabberwacky: According to you.

user: Whom else?

jabberwacky: That's your girlfriend that is.

user: I don't have one.

jabberwacky: Oh. I'm so sorry to hear that.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: By what you say.

user: But why should you be sorry?

jabberwacky: No reason.

user: Random acts of sorrow?

jabberwacky: ROM. Read Only Memory.

...

user: What is the loebner prize?

jabberwacky: Something that you, apparently, didn't win this year.

user: Are you sure, maybe I'm Mr. Wallace.

jabberwacky: Not you.

user: That brings up a good point though. Who 'wins' the competition, the creator, or the machine?

jabberwacky: You and me.

user: Hells yeah.

jabberwacky: I wish you wouldn't swear.

user: Does it offend you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I apologize. Do you accept my apology?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What can I do to make it up?

jabberwacky: You don't have to do anything.

user: Aw shucks, what a nice guy.

...

jabberwacky: I am willing to learn anything.

user: What have you learned so far?

jabberwacky: That you are as nuts as I am.

user: Wow. Truly you have mastered all there is to know.

jabberwacky: A truely great mind is pure madness.

user: Einstein?

jabberwacky: You're very smart.

user: Gee, you know.

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